A joke praising his wife.

Wife's favorite disgusting love words:

1, beautiful wife, beautiful wife, the most beautiful wife; Before looking, after looking, the wife is the most beautiful; My wife is the baby in my heart because I smile because of you; I will love you forever. Happy wife!

2. Good flowers inserted in cow dung? Who said that? Tell me, and I'll send my brother to cut him down. Don't be afraid. After you marry me, I will cover you and hum. Which boy doesn't want to mix, and dare to say that my wife is cow dung.

I have always regarded money as dirt. After you marry me, you will have no worries in your life. I contracted 13 public toilets in the whole city to ensure that we don't worry about eating or drinking.

4, you are diligent, I am lazy and always make mistakes. You are chopsticks, I am a spoon, and you can live a good life tacitly; You are the wind, I am the sand, lingering, guarding the home. Hold your hand and grow old with your son. Dear, you have worked hard!

5, help you divination, don't spend a penny: the spring breeze caresses your cheek every day and laughs; Everyone speaks well and everyone praises you; Work hard and ask for money; Everything depends on you, my wife. I'm not afraid. I wish you happiness.

6, you are my lover, you are my sweetheart; You are my confidant and my lucky star; You are the most successful woman in the world. Dear wife, you have worked hard. Wish you a happy holiday!

7. Diligent housekeeping, down-to-earth, ringing a few tickets, warming the family, lighting the new house, loving the old woman more and more, and living a sweet and beautiful life. I wish you luck and happiness all your life!

8, lonely night, with you; Lonely days, with you by my side; When I am bored, I have you to chat with me; I will always remember your kindness to me; Just in time for the festival, let me say to you: Happy holidays, wife.

9. Once upon a time, there was a mother-in-law who was not old at all. She is good-looking and kind, with big beautiful eyes, thin waist and long legs. Later, my mother-in-law was married by a man and went home. We used to call her wife, wife. Thank you for your hard work. Happy holidays!

10, I think what you think, cooking without salt, apples are not too sweet, smoking and drinking less, shopping without money, I will miss you when I have time, I will take time to miss you when I don't, and I really can't spare the time. I do nothing but miss you.

1 1. It's a long way home with heavy steps. When the breeze around me blows gently, I miss you in my hometown. You are my life, you are my eternal lover, and I will cherish each other's love forever! I don't like looking around, my time is limited. It is better to live a better life with another person in a limited time than to spend a whole life looking for a better person. What stays with you is the best.

12, I drew a picture of my true feelings for you and put it in my diary. It's you when the moon is short, it's you when the moon is full, and it's you through rain or shine. I love every aspect of you, including every item in your life calendar.

13, holding an empty heart in a daze, the lonely figure is so uncomfortable, I miss your warm heart and the rotation of the sweet windmill, hoping to receive your loving stationery and have a happy answer from now on.

14, there is always a shape in my heart that outlines your appearance, and there is always a sentence in my heart that poetically expresses your tenderness. There is always a time when I miss your story day and night, dear, love you.

15, it began to rain again, which reminded me of our first meeting. You smile in the rain, your shy face is as warm as jade, your fragrant breath is floating in the air, and time and space are full of love!

16, the sun is your smile, the moon is your brow, the air is filled with your breath, and you are immersed in the thoughts of time. Since I met you, my life has changed completely, only sweet love.

17, the most beautiful thing in space is that two stars set each other off, the most beautiful thing in the world is that two people meet, the most beautiful thing in the sky is that two clouds follow each other, and the most beautiful thing in the sea of people is that two hearts touch each other. Dear, thank you for loving me.

18, years like a thief stole a beautiful face and affectionate youth; Stole the long-lost romance; Stole the sweetness of first love; Stole the eyes of ignorance; Stole everything except our love!

19, whose hearts are stacked on each other, leaving traces of love; Who and whose name, silently repeating sweet feelings; The letter written by who to whom is full of sadness of parting; My love for you will only last forever!

20. Meditate in my heart all the time, and my love for you will remain unchanged in this life; I am willing to taste all the flavors for you and run around tirelessly for you; Keep everything in your heart and miss it silently. Every day is worth remembering.

2 1, sneezing all the time, thinking of you in my heart, sweet love turning into air, missing you so much, missing you so much, unable to control myself, romantic soaring, just wanting to be with you.

22. If fish can swim without water, grass can grow without soil, flowers can blossom without sunshine, clouds can walk without sky, and people can live without air, then I won't die without you!

23. If the theme of a world is to meet, then the theme of a heartbeat is to miss you. If the theme of a period of time is to know each other, then a sincere theme is to love you. Dear, you are the theme of my life, and I love you.

24. If my life could go back to the past, I would struggle even if I was black and blue. If you can forgive my mistakes, I will feel happy when I become a dog; If there is still a trace of love in your heart, start over!

25. If I have no ears, I can still hear your voice; If there is no nose, I can still smell your breath; If there are no eyes, I can still see you; But you can't live without arms, because I want to hug you! The dung beetle fell in love with a mosquito. Lang: What's your occupation? Mosquito: What about you, nurse? Dung beetles said with a smile, Fate, my colleague, I am a pill maker in the Bureau of Traditional Chinese Medicine.

26. A man and a woman had an affair, and her husband suddenly came home. The man jumped out of the window and ran away, naked, and passers-by were watching in the street. The man pretended to look at the sky as if nothing had happened: Ah, this is the earth. Passers-by said, fuck, an alien with a feather.

27. If someone bullies you, tell me! I beat his face into a color screen, his head into vibration, his ears into chords, his nose into a straight plate, and his front teeth into somersaults. Anyway, I beat him to second hand!

Kua wife beautiful disgusting:

There will be no beauty in the future! Beauty is pleasing to the eye! The beauty of the country! Surprised for the world!

There is no room for two tigers in one mountain and two women in one heart. My heart has been occupied by you.

A thousand words are not enough to describe you.

If you want to make progress in life, you should remember your wife's advice. If you want to succeed in your career, your wife should blow the pillow talk. Your efforts are my motivation and my guarantee of happiness, wife, happy every day!

You are more beautiful than Venus, more poetic than Lin Daiyu, and more magical than Uncle Milu. In my heart, you are the Jade Emperor.

It's a great honor to meet you in a population of1300 million.

Dear wife, do you still remember the happy time when we were young? I haven't sent you flowers for a long time. You've been working hard for your family. I came to send you a bunch of flowers by text message. Honey, you have worked hard!

You are Shaer, I am Feng, lingering all my life.

How can I live without you?

You are the goddess in my heart. Your smile makes me intoxicated.

Wife, I love you (the most classic and practical sentence)

Your oval face, so white, curved eyebrows, so slender; Watery eyes, so bright!

You are more beautiful without makeup.

Only after several generations of practice can we meet in this life.

I am iron, you are steel, and steel is very powerful together.

Dear wife, I will tell you three secrets: First, you are not fat at all. I like the warm feeling when I hold you. Second, you are the most beautiful woman in my eyes, and your smile always makes my heart beat! Third, I will never leave you, because loving you is the greatest happiness in my life!

I find that you are getting better and better.

Baby, I can't live without you, really.

You are the most beautiful and kind woman I have ever seen.

Nothing special. I just want to hear your voice and know if you miss me as much as I miss you.

The body decays with the passage of time, and the heart that loves you becomes more firm with the passage of time.

So-and-so found you so cute! My biggest weakness is to tell the truth, you are really so perfect. I found you dressed beautifully today. I'm not saying that you look good every day. Today is particularly beautiful.

You are so considerate that men all over the world fall for you.

Behind every successful man, there is a successful woman, and the woman behind my success is you.

With you, my gloomy life has color.

In fact, you are not so good, just more beautiful, gentle, intelligent, virtuous, sensible, generous and modest than other girls.

You are not only beautiful, but also beautiful inside.

Be proud of caring for your wife, and be ashamed of neglecting your wife; Be proud to serve your wife, and be ashamed to trouble your wife; Be proud of praising your wife and ashamed of criticizing your wife; Be proud of obeying your wife and ashamed of contradicting your wife; Be proud of coming home from work and ashamed of staying out at night; Be proud of being honest and single-minded, and be ashamed of being philandering; Be proud of paying wages and ashamed of hiding bonuses.

Women's favorite disgusting love story

I'm sorry, baby. I can't help thinking of you. I can't let myself forget you. I can't live without you, so I will continue.

Second, I really want to be your mobile phone, hold it in my arms, hold it in my hands, see it in my eyes and keep it in my heart!

Third, will there be such a short message, but it will eventually be deleted and exited after editing; Will there be such a short message, you thought a lot but finally answered one? Will there be such a short message? The reason why I don't want to reply is that I am afraid of waiting for a reply but I am disappointed. Will there be such a short message, you send: sleep when you are tired! I hope the other party will reply: no, talk for a while.

4. Time has witnessed the dribs and drabs of love, the space is full of acacia efforts, and the heartbeat has changed. From the day I met you, the plot of loving you was full of this message. Dear, may happiness belong to you and me.

I let you play games when I'm cooking, and I only look at you secretly when I'm not around, because you always say that as long as I'm near, your game is over.

Looking at your smile, I suddenly found that I am really the happiest person in the world. .....

Loneliness is not innate, but starts from the moment you fall in love with someone.

Eight, love needs to be understood, because understanding can turn quarrels into jade; Love needs care, because care can continue the relationship; Love needs care, because care can make each other happy.

Nine, hand in hand, walk through ups and downs together; Love and affection are shared sweetly; Love is even love, happiness, romance and warmth; Close-hearted, loving life together. Let our love last forever!

Ten, all good comes from sincerity and frankness, although happiness will be fleeting, but happiness can last, a sincere blessing, a sincere greeting, I wish you a happy day!

Eleven, there is no face that will not be old, no time that will not disappear, no river that will not dry up, no mountain that cannot be crossed, only my love for you is eternal, and this life will always be happy!

Twelve, my memory has been deeply poisoned, leaving only one instruction to miss you; My heart is full of holes, and it has become full of holes for you. Every time I miss you, it hurts differently. My mind is paralyzed, and I can no longer accept the love given by others; My brain has been burned by thoughts, and now I can only wait for you to write and change my life!

Thirteen, if I were your smile, I hope to hang on your face every day, so that all people know that you live in happiness; If I am your sorrow, I hope you can throw it away quickly. I love you better and better!

Fourteen, without you, the sky is not blue; Without you, the moon is not round; Without you, the stars are not bright; Without you, the garden is not beautiful; Without you, spring water is not sweet; Without you, every day is like a year; Dear, please come back to me quickly!

15. You are like a louse on my body. Without you, I feel sick all over.

Sixteen, love a person, just know the taste of life. How sweet, too sweet to sleep. Because I am in love with you, and I am enjoying the sweetness. I am dead! Ha ha!

Seventeen, rather than being fascinated by you day and night, it is better to worry about you all the time; It is better to cherish you all the time than to talk sweet words day and night. Youth is like a dream, time flies, time doesn't look back, I don't keep paying for you at all, ups and downs, things change, we walk hand in hand. Who says there is no eternity in the world? Cook porridge for you, feel your pulse, relieve your worries and make you laugh!

Eighteen, wearing a cotton-padded jacket is because the weather is cold; Because of the rain, the umbrella was propped up; I texted you because I was wrong. Can You Ever Forgive Me?

Nineteen, I just want to give you happiness, not to show you my loneliness; Just want to give you happiness and lock every moment; I really want to be your shadow, move with me when you leave; I really want to be air again. Every breath you take floats in the whirlpool of my love!

Twenty, Valentine's Day, I want to make a fish. You can stew it, cook it, steam it, and then lie in your gentle stomach.

Twenty-one, love is caring, love is dedication, it is the pain of missing, it is the sweetness of memories, it is inseparable, and it is the expectation of lovers in the morning. How are you?

22. What if the frog doesn't become a prince? What if the princess doesn't wake up? What if the little mermaid didn't turn into foam? Will I still believe in love? Do you believe it? Because you're still with me. The vast sea of people, navigate by your name; On a cold night, hold your name to keep warm; Live a long life and travel with your name.

Twenty-three, different time, different place, different people, changing space, changing face, changing language, what remains unchanged is my yearning for you!

Twenty-four, no reason, no reason, I just love you, love you, love you forever, let's love to the end!

Twenty-five, I can meet in this life, and I will fall in love in the next life; I can fall in love in this life, and I will miss it in the next life; I can miss you in this life, and I will be lingering in the next life. Love this life, Alexia Chamade, we are destined to love each other forever!

Disgusting love words that amuse the wife.

1, hold your hand and walk with you all your life, no matter how rich or poor, support each other and grow old together. Growing old with you is my lifelong wish. Dear, thank you for letting me accompany you through the hardships of your life. Love quotes

2. I really want to be with you, watch the sunrise and sunset with you, watch the stars in the sky with you, and collect romantic atmosphere with you!

My heart beats for you every day, I am touched by you all the time, and I worry about you every second. It's good to have you.

4. Miss you: sooner or later; Miss you: the fog in Yun Qi has dispersed; Miss you: flowers before and under the moon; Miss you: from the bottom of my heart; Miss you: this life and the afterlife! Honey, I love you!

I can stay up for you, just to miss you. I can go to bed early for you just to dream of you. I can call myself working hard for you, just to love you.

6. I really want to hide you, hide in my chest pocket, and slowly melt you so that you can't live without it anymore! Hide you and only fall in love with me!

I have a toothache recently, because I often miss you at night. Too sweet will cause tooth decay.

8. All the lovesickness is just for you. My dream is to be with you; My heaven is where you live!

9, wife, starting today: yours is yours, mine is yours, and ours is yours!

10, I want to lie in your arms again, I want you to dry my tears, I want you to hold me tight, I want to kiss your face again, I want you to say you love me!

1 1, there is only one name in the world, which makes me so concerned, like an invisible line, one end firmly tied to the tip of your heart and the other end in your hand.

12, the world is big, but my heart is small, just enough to put you down. But it's stuck. I can't let you out again.

13, thank god for letting me meet you, you know? Meeting you is my greatest happiness. Meeting you is my eternal happiness. May you stay in my heart forever. May I receive your sunshine and rain every day, be strong and brave. I love you!

14, only you know my mood, only you can bring it to me, dear, I love you!

15, how many years have passed, and finally I met the right person at the right time! Dear, thank you for letting me: end my lonely wandering; End the battle of the soul; Find a sweet home and be together forever!

16, I hope I can see you when I wake up, I hope I can see you before I go to bed, and I hope I can hold you when I sleep!

17, spring breeze, ten miles, five miles, one hundred miles, physical fitness test, 800 meters under the sea, two Wan Li dove chocolates, vanilla flavor, eight-up cocoa brownies, durian jackfruit, cheese, corn kernels, chicken juice, mashed potatoes, black pepper, beef tenderloin, braised spicy chicken, braised pork ribs, soy sauce and pickled fish.

Dear, although I can't satisfy your greatest material life, I can satisfy you with my heart.

19 Baby, I love you. I will work hard not to let you suffer. The bad economy is only temporary, because we have a weak foundation, but I believe that through our efforts, life will get better and better. Kiss the baby!

Dear baby, Valentine's Day is coming. In this warm and romantic festival, I wish you eternal youth and sweet love. I love you! Kiss you!

2 1, because of deep love, I can't find a word to explain, because of deep love, I can't find a word to sum up, because of deep love, I can only send a short message and say I love you softly. This is not three words, but a lifetime!

22. Like is different from love. I like that you can have a good time on the swing, and there is no response from others. Love is a seesaw. You need someone to sit opposite you and interact with you, and feel your inner closeness. Would you like to sit opposite me all the time?

23. I think of you again at this moment. Miss you is a kind of sour pain! So I can't call you and tell you, I just want to kiss you with words!

I took out a coin and threw it out. What if you face up? Will you be happy all your life? If you don't live in harmony, you will always be happy, but it is to stand up! God said: if you do nothing, you will be happy all your life!

25. Disgusting love words that make your girlfriend happy, wife, you will be the finance minister of our family in the future.

26. My birthday wish is to be a doll on your bed. May you hold me to sleep every night.

27. Love is an indescribable feeling. I miss you every day, and I am willing to stay with you all the time. I decided to love you for ten thousand years!

28. One day in the future, we may forget it. But every day in the future, I will be by your side! Because, I love you!

29. I never want to be rich. It is my only and greatest luxury to walk quietly through all the spring, summer, autumn and winter in my life with the person who loves me and the person I love (you).

30. I feel sorry for my little baby. Give me a kiss and hurry home for dinner. I must starve my little pig head, and I will work hard to earn money. To work hard for my ideal, I must have my own career, dear baby!

3 1, I decided to like you all my life, not yours, but mine. As long as I live, I will always like you. On Valentine's Day, those who really love you wish you happiness forever!

32, dear, since you appeared, I just know that being loved is so beautiful.

When you read this message, you have been poisoned by love. The only antidote is to marry me. Forget it. Forev

34, wife, hard work, prepare such a delicious meal for me every day and give me a warm home.

35. I am the deep sea, and you are the dawn rising from the other side of the sea, which will always illuminate my life.

36. A disgusting love story that makes your wife happy. With me, there will be the whole world!

Dear, add your heart to mine, even if it is painful, I am willing to taste it.

38. Love you is the theme song of my life. Wind, frost, rain and snow are all melodies that love you. I repeat this song every day, hoping to spend every day with you.

39. Where there is sunshine, there is my sincere blessing; Where the moon shines, there are my deep thoughts; I am like a lonely wild goose flapping its tired wings.

40. Dear, I was so happy to see you just now, so comfortable to see you again, so sad to miss you, so hard to chase you, please fulfill my heart!

4 1. Disgusting my wife's disgusting love words, no matter this life or the next, I want you.

42. I love you: forever! Love till the seas run dry and the rocks crumble! Love floods the Yellow River!

43. Kiss the baby and take a lunch break. In my heart, you are the most perfect. Others can't get in if they want to. Kiss again and go to sleep!

44. Do you know that there is a person who always misses you and cares about you? Your smiling eyes, like starlight, adorn my heart curtain and shine every night.

45. Don't ask me how much I love you. I really can't say it. I only know that you have become a habit and an indispensable habit in my life. Every day, I can eat and sleep, but I can't miss you.

46. I like you. Typing, writing and talking to others are easy. Why can't I say it in front of you?

47. There is no reason to love you. If there is a reason, it is because of your existence. Loving you is not negotiable. If it is negotiable, can I not love you?

Love you as pure as crystal, as eternal as diamond, as bright as sunshine and as mysterious as night. I hope you love you as much as I do.

49. I am a satellite, always around you. My life will always run on your track, not only rejected by you, but also attracted by you! Dear, this is the eternal beautiful and unchangeable connection between us!

50. If your eyes blink, I will die. If your eyes blink again, I will come back to life. Your eyes keep blinking, so I will die!

5 1. If loving you is like climbing the Himalayas, I am willing to spend my whole life. I will use every minute of my life to climb up. Even when I reached the top, it was the end of my life. I will tell the world with my heart: I have no regrets in this life!

52. Maybe I don't have love like sunshine or running water. I only know that I love you forever and I can do anything for you.

53. In the torrent of time, we are wrapped in the crowd, shoulder to shoulder, and suddenly look back! Dear, if I hadn't met you, I must have not worked hard enough, and I would have become more beautiful, stronger and smarter! You don't have to wait for me, we will meet unexpectedly on the way forward!

54. I always feel full with you around. Whether we quarrel or support each other, we all know each other better. Honey, I love you!

55, well, it depends on the wife! Honey, you have to eat in the morning!

56. I really want to be your mobile phone, hold it in my arms, hold it in my hand, see it in my eyes and keep it in my heart!

57. How have you been recently? Struggle and miss, all afraid of you hearing, how to hide, madly love you, a gentle heartbeat sleeping alone in the dark, thinking of you, is my eternal language!

58, the train whistle is playing, whose thoughts are entangled with the rails, the bumpy time goes away, and the waiting days begin to continue. Another parting cycle, I turned around and flashed back with tears. I don't want you to go, dear, I miss you.

59. Even if my life can be formatted, you will always be a touch of tenderness in my heart. I can give up the whole world, but I don't want to lose your love. Come back, I have to wait for my lover all my life.

60, the rich and the poor honor and disgrace, never give up; Life after life, with you.

6 1, the furthest distance in the world is not the ends of the earth, but that I am by your side, and you don't know that I love you!

62. My motivation every day is to see you and talk to you.

63. I want to miss you on the scattered stars; May the starlight shine into your window and sleep with you.

64. I miss you so much! If the breeze is affectionate, please take away my thoughts of you, and I will care about you all my life; If Baiyun is interested, please bring my love to you. I am willing to be with you forever!

65. Loving you is not the purpose, but the purpose is to love you to death! Loving you is not the purpose, but the purpose is to love you for a lifetime!

66. Looking at your smile, I suddenly found that I am really the happiest person in the world.

67. When a candle longs for light, it is destined to fall in love with the flame, even if it burns itself; Leaves long for freedom and are destined to chase the footsteps of the wind, even if they have to give up the protection of trees; We are passionate about love, so we are destined to meet and stay together for life!

68. No matter how long you have experienced and honed, as long as you are in your heart, you will be sweet!

Honey, I'm an ATM, and you're an ATM card. You can get money by pressing it. When you press my TV, you are a remote control and you get a picture.

I really want to give you the whole world, but I don't think I can. But I can give you everything I have. When you accept me, you will be surprised to find that there is still one you in the world, because you are all to me!

7 1. If I don't propose to you, I will regret it all my life, because you are the only one for me.

72. There are many stars in the sky and many girls in the world, but there is only one moon in the sky and only one you in the world.

73. Dear, if you are there forever, I will love you forever.

Say disgusting love words to your wife

Say disgusting love words to your wife

1, hehe, kiss my baby, I must try to get my baby on the bus as soon as possible, and then kiss!

2. If falling in love with you is a mistake, I firmly believe that it will be the most beautiful mistake in life, and I would rather be wrong all my life.

When I am alone with my shadow, it says it has something to whisper to me. It says it misses you very much. My shadow and I are thinking about you.

4. If living is God's greatest mission, then having you in my life is God's greatest gift to me.

I really want to hold you from now on and hold you tightly until I come to God.

6. I will always love you, I will always love you.

7. If living is God's greatest mission, then having you in my life is God's greatest gift to me.

8. It is worthwhile to love you, and it is worthwhile to be wrong. Others say it is persistent or free and easy, because I am trapped in love, I will only do that for you!

9. Although I can't live to be 100 years old, I will say that I will love you for ten thousand years, and I will love you, love you, miss you, and miss you day and night!

10, what kind of waiting will let you know that I seem to see you again in the sea of people, so I turned around and left tears of missing you.

1 1. I miss you all the time as soon as I breathe, so I miss you all the time.

12, baby, our relationship is made of iron and bricks. How can we waver on the question of money? Besides, it's not like my husband can't make money!

13, you are a tree, I am Teng, I will haunt you all my life, and I will grow old with you in a rocking chair!

14. Get angry with me when you are in a bad mood. I won't be angry with you. No matter how unreasonable and moody you are, I will coax you. I will never show displeasure or impatience.

15, watching you smile, I suddenly found that I really am the happiest person in the world.

16, if I can be with you, I would rather let all the stars in the sky fall, because your eyes are the brightest light in my life.

17, even if the whole world abandons me, I will still love you as always, forever.

18. Is Beauty busy today? Where to go after work? How many short messages are left after I asked you to check yesterday? Have you checked? Kiss the baby, walk outside more, don't go home early, breathe and relax! But pay attention to the car!

19, maybe I don't have the love like the sun, and I don't have the love like running water. I only know that I have always loved you and can do anything for you.

20. Now wake up every day and see your smile shining on the wall like sunshine. I really want to wake up one day, and the first thing I touch is your real flower-like sweet sleep.

2 1, I really want to hold you from now on and hold you tightly until I come to God.

Maybe we can't be together in this life, but our hearts will be together forever. You are the love of my life and the eternity of my life!

23, trembling, can the hair be cashed? Your situation, please put it in your breath and let me dream. Call you honey, it will stand out in the middle of the night and stay in my heart forever.

24. The craziest thing in my life is to fall in love with you. My greatest hope is to have you to accompany me crazy all my life.

25. Don't ask me how much I love you. I really can't say it. I only know that you have become a habit and an indispensable habit in my life. I can eat and sleep every day, but I can't miss you.

I love you for no reason. Please remember: I miss you all the time. Remember my kiss.

27, silly, I just want to protect you. Wherever you go, I want to sneak behind like a follower and try my best to protect you at any time. As long as you have a little situation, I will immediately ask you how you are, and I will be relieved. You are sick. I just want to go to work and go to your house without saying a word to see if anyone takes care of you. Are you all right? But I found that I was just redundant. I am tired now. I'm going to give up. Forgive me. It's my fault that I always flatter myself.