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# Maternal #2-day induced labor+14 hour natural delivery+caesarean section. What kind of experience is it?
Six days after the due date, my stomach was still motionless and I went to the hospital with my big bags. Decided to induce labor after struggling. 20 18. 12.28 at 3 pm, the doctor decided to give medicine first, and the first psychological and physical shock began. However, compared with later, the drug filling was really a small case, leaving a small rope outside, and I was forced to bear it in my heart.
Finally, on the 29th, the doctor made another internal examination, saying that the cervix was still hard and it was safer to physically soften the ball. I refused. Three doctors came to ask, and my husband and I insisted on waiting for another day, although the doctor said that my current situation was unlikely to start the next day.
Full of expectation or disillusionment, in fact, I subconsciously expect the same result. At five o'clock in the afternoon on the 30th, I went into the delivery room, and it was another internal inspection. The doctor plugged the ball and brought a scalpel. I dare not look at it. I dare not think. Afraid of moving a knife below, Chen felt a sharp pain in his heart. I feel that the doctor put three things in order, and then said that it is necessary to start water injection. Two 80 ml, accompanied by a terrible feeling of swelling, being violated and being slaughtered. The doctor said to relax, and the pain will be relieved if I put up with it for a while. I gritted my teeth, but I endured it and didn't shout. After release, the baby's heartbeat has been above 170. A nurse observed the delivery room in real time. After about 15 minutes, my heartbeat dropped below 160, and I finally breathed a sigh of relief. Maybe, really.
This time, two 20 cm plastic pipes were exposed, and I went back to the hospital bed. Once again, try your best to calm your mind and emotions.
I have been in hospital for five days, and I haven't eaten well or slept well. Actually, I'm exhausted. However, the number 1 is coming, and I'm looking forward to it and I'm afraid. I don't know whether my baby will arrive smoothly or whether it will be safe and healthy. After all, it's a pillow. It's unnatural to force him out. Coupled with my own fear of production, I am extremely afraid. But I am used to not showing my face, whether in front of my parents or my husband and mother.
Insomnia in the middle of the night again.
Blood pressure and temperature were measured every morning 1, and fetal monitoring was done at 6 am. The newborn babies on both sides cried in the middle of the night and basically had no sense of stability. Now that I think about it, I haven't slept for ten days. How did I survive?
It's finally morning at 1. I woke up at half past four. Although I am very tired, I can't sleep anymore. I got up at six o'clock and went to the prenatal examination as usual.
It's almost seven o'clock when I got back to the ward, and soon the doctor came over and asked me to clean up the delivery room and manually break the water.
I took a big bag and went in. Later the nurse asked my husband to bring me breakfast and snacks. I went to the delivery room first. This time, I am a different person. Finally, I am not a heavy-handed bear doctor. The beautiful doctor gave me a gentle internal examination, and then began to stick forceps into the cervix. I was joking, praising the beauty doctor for being light-handed. The doctor is very happy. I poked it four or five times and finally succeeded in breaking the water. I felt a heat flow coming out, and I held back my strength for fear that too many babies would lack oxygen. After lying down for a while, the fetal monitoring was normal. The doctor put Shady in a wheelchair and the nurse pushed her to the delivery room.
This is the second time in the delivery room.
After coming out, I was lying in the hospital bed in the delivery room. The doctor asked me to eat something. I dare not move, for fear that too much water will flow from the sheep. Let's wait for two hours to see if there are any contractions. If not, we need to inject oxytocin. After two hours, there was no response. I called the nurse and finally hung up the needle. At this time, it was already half past nine.
Dr. Xiong came over and said, did both of them hang up the oxytocin needle just now? You can hang the needle in 40 minutes after breaking the water. Another hour was wasted.
The nurse in the waiting room looks relaxed. After all, the birth of a new life is a happy thing, and doctors are relatively more serious. But in fact, every mother lying in these waiting room beds is nervous.
The dosage of oxytocin is very strict, and it must start from the lowest speed, 8 drops a minute, once every half hour, until the contraction begins. After hanging for about an hour and a half, I finally felt a stomachache, which started irregularly, and then started every two minutes. A little comforting. I'm worried about what to do without contractions and reactions for so long.
But my contractions can't be detected during fetal monitoring. I don't know why, but it hurts obviously, every time, but the contraction index can't reach 70-80. I don't know if it's the bandage or the contraction is not strong enough. I'm worried that if it's not strong, it will be difficult for the baby to give birth naturally. When changing the strap, sometimes the value can reach 80-90.
Keep waiting.
Soon the interval will only be more than a minute, and the pain with such high frequency is really unbearable. /kloc-around 0/4 o'clock, the doctor came for an internal examination and said that almost three fingers were opened. He asked me if I planned to give birth painlessly, but I said no. Try to bear it. But it was another hour before I opened my finger. Because I didn't sleep well and didn't eat much, I seem a little tired, and my head is a little dizzy when I feel pain. So I quickly told the nurse that I needed painless. Who knows that the anesthesiologist needs to make an appointment, and it will take a while to come, almost half an hour.
The pain of anesthesia is about 1.5 times that of anesthesia. It is said that the needle used to hit the spine is very thick, but I haven't checked it yet, for fear of aggravating my psychological fear. /kloc-enter the delivery room at 0/5: 00 and wait anxiously for the arrival of the anesthesiologist.
The anesthesia needle doctor didn't let me see what he brought, or maybe I didn't dare to look. The doctor told me to relax. Say it quickly. But when I first plunged in, I couldn't help shivering because of fear and pain. I missed, and then stressed that I should curl up and not move. The third needle finally went in, sour and refreshing, and I really can't forget it. So I was afraid of infusion later, which may be because of this. I can't see it in the back, but the pump next to me will follow me at any time until I return to the ward after giving birth. It has a flow of 0.2ml per minute.
Soon, I had an adverse reaction, vomiting. According to the reaction of doctors and nurses, my understanding is that this is a common side effect of anesthetics, but I should not vomit too much, and I am one of them. Because I can't move, I have nothing to take when I lie down. I can only call the nurse again and again and use my spacer to help me turn my head to the side. I put my hand into a pit. Then, in half an hour, I changed almost five cushions. The only biscuits and black rice porridge I ate and the water I drank were gone, and I felt that I had no strength.
My every move is worried about the outflow of amniotic fluid. After all, the water broke at 7 o'clock in the morning. Sure enough, after a while, the heart rate of Yuanbao increased, about 170, and then the doctor asked the nurse to stare. I stared at the screen, expecting the numbers to drop every minute, while trying to comfort myself. Don't be afraid, don't be nervous, my nervousness will also affect the baby.
The nurse has been staring at the screen for ten minutes, but she still hasn't gone down. She went to tell the doctor, and the doctor said to observe again, and she came in again. I am worried about the doctor's irresponsibility and comfort myself with the doctor's calmness. After about fifteen minutes, my heart slowly let go and finally breathed a sigh of relief.
The pain improved a lot in the next few hours. Although it also hurts, it is not a feeling of sweating and dizziness. However, the fingers open slowly. As for the number of internal inspections, I can't remember how many times.
I witnessed a super-fast baby on the way. I really envy it.
During various inspections, I lay in various positions. Although extremely embarrassed and tired, it is nothing to let Yuanbao come out smoothly.
In this way, more than four hours passed. The long wait is also for the doctor on duty.
20:00。 When eight fingers approach nine fingers, it won't move. The doctor told me to stop using anesthetic when I was in labor pains and try hard. When I tried hard, she turned the baby's head for me. I tried my best. Unfortunately, after about 20 minutes, I couldn't turn, and my head was still stuck. The doctor said to me regretfully, forget it, cut it, you have worked hard, but you really can't get down.
At that moment. I will never forget it.
I am not stupid. I also had this premonition during the period, and I was afraid of this result. I tried my best to stay calm and hold back my tears and said, I don't want to cut it. The doctor said that the main time to see water is too long, and it is more risky not to give birth again. We suggest cutting it off. Then, I immediately agreed and said, cut it. How long will it take? The doctor said I need to wait and get ready. When I am ready, I will be pushed there for about ten minutes. Then the next wait is the longest in a day, although it is only half an hour.
After the doctor went out, I felt a little sick, and then Yuanbao's heart suddenly accelerated again, about 170. I wonder if this has something to do with pushing him hard just now, which makes him very uncomfortable. At that time, I was suffering every minute, and the pain was no longer painful. 10 minutes later, it finally came down slowly. It seems that I signed it reluctantly, and I don't know what it is. I don't seem to be awake anymore.
I didn't expect the operating room to leave the delivery room. The moment I was pushed out, I couldn't help it when I saw my husband. Tears welled up at once. I tried very hard to control myself. I'm afraid the doctor will laugh at me and my husband will be worried. In my impression, my husband's eyes were red, and my husband and mother were red, holding my hand and saying, Pingwa, don't be afraid, it's okay, it's okay. At that moment, my tears were really not because I was afraid of surgery.
However, when I entered the operating room, the ceiling, lights, a box of dozens of scalpels and a group of blue clothes, then my hands and feet were tied, a catheter was inserted, and I was covered with an oversized blue cloth. My hands and feet began to shake. Although I tried my best to stay calm, although some people later said it was the effect of anesthetic, I still felt that fear was the main thing. After all, I used to be an anesthetic.
Ironically, the amount of anesthetic given by the old aunt is not enough, and the meat still hurts. My retort was considered an illusion, and I said it was really painful. Then the doctor ignored me and started the operation. And then it's bad. I couldn't help screaming, but the doctor didn't stop. I think my stomach has been cut open and they are walking around in it. The pain is still strong. I said that doctors are really suffering. How long will it take for the baby to come out? I'm going to have a general anesthesia and talk for a few minutes. Then I'll bite my teeth and wait. Although it hurts, it's a good thing I can't see it, otherwise it will really become a horror movie. I can't help asking, is it soon? The doctor immediately said that the body came out and there were two sharp pains, one when I pulled my body out and the other when I pulled my head out. I still can't help moaning when it hurts. The old aunt next to me began to persuade me to bear it. Later, I probably understood that it was really not enough for me, and soon. After coming out, the doctor said, boy, Jin Jin, do you want to anesthetize now or see it later? I said, let's have a look first, and then bring it back when it's ready. Hey, what a fat man, he said that his head was squeezed once, and he would be fine in two or three days. Chubby, crying loudly, very healthy, I endure tears, rest assured to general anesthesia.
When I woke up, the needle was still sewing. I can feel the doctor pressing his abdomen again and again. There is a lot of air in his stomach, but there is no pain. I said softly, doctor, the surgeon asked softly, are you awake? I should say yes. I don't remember much about the back. I don't know how long it took to sew, and I don't know when it came out. I only remember that when I came out, my husband and mother were there. When I returned to the ward, the baby had been born. Looking at his safe and healthy appearance, I told myself that although it was bitter, it was worth it!
It's not here. After I got off and settled down, it was past midnight. In order to reduce the influence on breast milk, I asked my husband to pump out the anesthetic. So after about an hour, the pain of the wound gradually hit, but my lower body still didn't feel anything for the time being, so the catheter was still inserted and I didn't feel anything when I peed. And after more than two hours, I felt sour again. The pain of the wound has no interval, but the degree is completely tolerable, as long as you don't move, don't turn over, and don't feed. But that's impossible. The feeling of catheter began to be obvious. It brings me pain not only physically, but also psychologically. After all, besides my husband, there are my mother-in-law, male doctors and so many nurses. The baby didn't have much rest on the first night. He sleeps, cries, eats and circulates. When her mother-in-law was walking in the middle of the night, Yuanbao was almost stuck by amniotic fluid. Thanks to my aunt Yue Yue in the next bed, she took a good photo for me. My mother-in-law said she was scared, and I didn't feel urgency when I was lying in bed. I really want to talk to my mother-in-law afterwards. I told us to call a doctor as soon as possible, but I didn't say anything later. That night, my husband and my mother-in-law basically didn't sleep. I can't sleep. My husband and mother-in-law had to cooperate to take care of me and Yuanbao. They are both very busy.
Later, I learned that my parents have been here during the day and there is no news from one to seven in the evening. I know them. It was too painful to wait, so I received a reply from my husband. Of course, they trusted him. Later, I learned that my husband signed many notices and repeatedly stressed that I would protect the university if anything happened. My mother-in-law told me that my heart was warm. I just saw what Yuanbao looks like now. I'm glad there was no accident in the operation.
As a matter of fact, my blood was positive for irregular antibodies during the pregnancy test. After the blood center examination, the hospital said that this blood matching "should" be no problem, but there is no guarantee that if there is massive bleeding and blood transfusion is needed, I cannot use ordinary blood. Up to now, we are also thinking, what will the doctor do if he doesn't prepare me psychologically in advance? My husband has gone to see a doctor several times, but there is no guarantee that there will be one, but in general, there is no need to worry, because there are not many accidents. If there are emergency measures, I am unprofessional and don't understand. Fortunately, there was no accident except the problem of 9 anesthetics)
Start high-frequency and large-dose nursing infusion on the first day after delivery, and then press the stomach to change the wound. I've heard that the most painful thing about caesarean section is stomach pressure, but I think it's ok to endure 10 hours of pain and anesthesia, and I can also endure biting my teeth. After all, time is still short. Pain is also better than spinal anesthesia. Infusion has a big bag of uterine contraction needles every day, that is, uterine contraction hurts every few seconds, which is a bit like the pain of two or three fingers.
The catheter should have been pulled out the next day, but the nurse said it could not be pulled out until the third day. So because of the pain in the wound and the dull pain in the lower body, I basically lost sleep for another night. Because I only drink rice soup and radish juice, I urinate a lot, and my husband has been busy emptying my urinal. Although I am already the closest person to me, I still feel a little embarrassed. ...
There is still no exhaust on the second day after delivery. I had an acupuncture in the afternoon, and finally I was slowly out of breath. On the third day, I can eat something. I haven't eaten much for three days since the day of delivery. Just after breakfast, the doctor told me to get out of bed and walk around. My later judgment was that this really can only be suggested, and the specific situation is treated specifically. At that time, my condition was that I had been hospitalized for a week and I was seriously short of sleep. I didn't eat for three days, and it took me 14 hours to make an incision. In such a weak situation, I personally think it is not suitable to go, because it hurts not only the wound, but also the physical strength is seriously exhausted. Fortunately, my mother-in-law and husband are here. I can't stand it alone. I have been lying down for three days. When I was lifted up, the pain was secondary. The feeling that I can't breathe in the dark is terrible. I feel like I'm going to faint. Every time you insist on going to the toilet, you must summon up great courage. If I don't take a deep breath, I will feel deprived of oxygen.
Medical care is really developed now. In my case, I can leave the hospital within a week, but my longitudinal incision is a bit big. After sewing, it is still 12 cm, which is relatively low, which may be related to the baby's head being low for a while. Therefore, it is estimated that the bottom incision often cracks and proliferates seriously when I am active. For more than half a year, it's still a hard mass of meat.
Today's belly, I feel like I can't stand it. Whenever I look at Yuanbao at this time, my psychology is much better. As long as you are safe and healthy, everything will be fine!
Like me, the baby was extended, and there were only a few mothers who induced labor+natural delivery+caesarean section. I wish all the precious mothers a smooth pregnancy, a smooth delivery and a safe mother and child!
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