What are the funny jokes in the circle of friends during the epidemic?

The funny paragraphs in the epidemic circle of friends are as follows:

1. This epidemic has restricted my travel. Why didn't I limit my weight?

I am not the person you want to see now. You have to ask my country to agree with the government and the village, and I will always be a treasure you can't get.

3. Three wishes this year: keep the green code, keep this job, and keep this life.

Maybe it won't be long before my throat gets cocoon.

We were all bisexual before the results of nucleic acid test came out.

6. Important: COVID-19 has been around longer than any of your relationships.

7. After the nucleic acid test, I asked the doctor where to get the test results. The doctor told me that you didn't have to go. If there is any problem, we will send a car to pick you up.

8. I didn't expect to send a circle of friends again, or do nucleic acid.

9. I really don't want to be a nucleic acid. I'm afraid I spit out a bowl of instant noodles to let people know that I'm not doing well.

10, the first time I couldn't go abroad for a holiday because of the epidemic. In previous years, I had no money.