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Learn Beijing dialect according to the story of the editorial department 8.

Next door.

"Next door" means adjacent, and Mandarin means "next door". Here, these two words are tone sandhi and tone sandhi. For example, "The store you mentioned is next door to my house".

From the seventh episode of The Story of the Editorial Department, Seven Armies Underwater: Li Dongbao, Yu Deli and Ge Ling visit Uncle Wang, a radish chef. Uncle Wang made Yu Deli look familiar and felt that there was such a person. Yu Deli said, I am your neighbor to the west. When I was a child, everyone called me Xiaoerdezi. In this paragraph, the word typed on the subtitle is "next door", but Yu Deli reads it as "jiè bir".

It's free.

"Zeng" originally meant buying tickets at the theater without paying, and later it was extended to eating, taking things and using other people's things without paying. For example, "I don't know your kid's huahuachangzi, you just want to eat here."

From the seventh episode of "The Story of the Editorial Department": The radish harvest in suburban counties is enough for the people of the whole city to eat for a while. Editor-in-chief Chen asked Li Dongbao to turn all the "Zhou dishes" into radish dishes and not repeat them for one month. This is hard for Li Dongbao, but fortunately Yu Deli knows a radish dish master. Li Dongbao, Yu Deli and Ge Ling went to see Uncle Wang, who refused to explain anything. De-Li Yu stayed at Uncle Wang's house and waited for him to eat.

Amateur, never seen the world.

"Laochong" mainly satirizes amateurs. For example, "When it comes to this marriage law, you are always in a hurry".

Story from the editorial department Episode 7 Flooded Seven Armies: Li Dongbao made a pot of "Flooded Seven Armies" according to the formula from Uncle Wang's granddaughter. A group of people in the editorial department kept it for a taste. After drinking, Mr. Chen smacked his lips and said, This doesn't sound like what we humans are used to. De-li yu took us back. This is the recipe of Master Uncle Wang, and I can't get tired of eating palace dishes. You dare to say that it's tasteless. I've never seen the world.

Half and half.

"Half-pulled" means "half-pulled", such as "I ate a half-pulled apple at noon". Second, when it comes to "half", for example, "I am running all the businesses in this half of the land."

Story from the editorial department Episode 7 Flooded Seven Armies: Li Dongbao made a pot of "Flooded Seven Armies" according to the formula from Uncle Wang's granddaughter. And put this recipe in the "One-week dish" column of the latest issue of the Human Guide. Uncle Wang also read this issue. Seeing his prescription, he angrily threw the magazine on the table and asked his granddaughter what was going on. Granddaughter doesn't know what happened. When she saw a portrait of a girl on the cover of a magazine, she told her how old her grandfather was, and her half-pulled shoulders were not yellow.

Wait, wait, wait.

According to the Dictionary of Beijing Dialect compiled by Mr. Wu, "Wu's" refers to a few after-the-fact conclusions, such as "What can I do alone on weekends, that is, watch a movie and play a game"; To say "something is wrong" is to push other things, such as "I'll get some cash and buy some cigarettes and alcohol later"

Lao She's Longxugou Scene 2: "Later, I left Japan, and then I received it. It sounds strange at first, what caught the traitor Wu; Well, it hasn't been three and a half days, and the traitor has become an official again. We poor people are still facing down! "

Starting from the seventh episode of the story in the editorial department, the seven underwater armies: Li Dongbao, Yu Deli and Ge Ling went to visit Uncle Wang, a radish chef. Uncle Wang didn't talk, but he got the secret recipe from his granddaughter, but he made a mistake. The secret recipe is not the famous dish "seven armies underwater", but the secret recipe of prickly heat eczema is "seven bacteria underwater", which makes a joke. Then Yu Deli asked Uncle Wang, How do you think we can digest so many radishes? Uncle Wang said that if you can't eat it, you can't make wine or paper.