Ten jokes: I'm very annoyed. Can you listen to one sentence?

1. In life, you only need to know two things: First, there must be people who are smart without studying, people who can live well without working hard, and people who can be happy even without money. Second, it's definitely not you.

2. I heard that I want to be handsome, so I asked a handsome classmate what his usual psychological state is. Shuai Li said, "Probably to keep a happy heart." I asked again, "How is that possible?" Shuai Li said: "As long as you have money at home, you will naturally be happy."

In the evening, my wife plays games with my mobile phone, and I am watching TV. Suddenly, she put one hand over the screen and the other hand under the phone and said to me, Come on, say something! I don't understand: deep well ice! The wife smiled and said: Very good, very good! That would be tragic! I lent my private money to a friend. I want wechat to return the goods. Let me make a sound to confirm whether I am ...