Company talent performance joke

I have a cousin named Mu Xiangfeng, who may be known by people who are engaged in the catering industry here-Mu Xiangfeng, who is very smart and clever. Every time he sees me, he says to me: "Third brother, third brother, be careful, don't be greedy and cheap-look at the ginseng sellers on the street, the wild ginseng in Jilin, two dollars each, don't buy coriander roots! This railway station sells rings and gold rings. Don't buy them. Don't look at the pity-'which is good, which is good? I lost my wallet and have no money to buy a ticket. Who will buy my gold ring? "Fifty dollars!" Don't buy it, it's copper! "I said you don't have to remind me, I won't buy it at all-I don't wear it at all! ..... My cousin Xiang Feng, clever! What happened? Fooled! He is a big fat man. He likes taking a bath. He goes to the bathhouse every day to find the hottest pool, so that he can look good. Otherwise he will itch and can't sleep! As soon as I went out that night, I caught up with a man with a big plastic bag in his hand, which contained a lot of tin foil bags. As he walked, he shouted, "Forget the change! "What stuff-family secret recipe, family secret recipe, exclusive skin disease-boils, sores, mosquito bites, scratches and itching, just use me-family secret recipe, a pack of hair, no money!" What else is stuck here-"Come, come, come ten packs, come ten packs." "Ten packs don't sell you, one person can buy two packs, family secret recipe! If you can't, you don't want money! " When Xiang Feng heard it, he didn't want money if it was useful. Hurriedly passed: "Two packs! Two packs! " I bought these two tin foil packages and went back. Just in time for not taking a shower that day, I felt itchy and couldn't sleep at night ... I remembered this family secret recipe and took out this tin foil bag and opened it. It is a red paper bag. Open the red paper bag to see if it is a white paper bag, and then a white paper bag ... The more you fight, the more anxious it is, the more itchy it is-"This family secret?" ! "Open the last blank paper bag. There is a small piece of paper in it. Open the newspaper and have a look. It says "scrape" ...