Children's bedtime jokes and stories

The little white rabbit outsmarted the big tiger.

There is a big tiger in the forest. He thinks he is the king of animals. When he sees other animals, he wants to eat them When the animals in the forest saw him, they scattered.

One day, the big tiger came to the edge of the cliff. He lowered his head. It's high down there. He wants to know how to get there. Suddenly, he saw a little white rabbit across the street. The big tiger threatened him and said:

? White rabbit, build a bridge for our king and let me cross, or I will eat you. ?

In fact, the big tiger thought, I will eat him as soon as I get there.

The little white rabbit was very scared when he saw the big tiger, because all his brothers and sisters were eaten by the big tiger. He was just about to run when his eyes rolled. Why don't I take the opportunity to find a way to get the tiger down and die, and avenge my brother, sister and everyone?

The white rabbit pretended to have to agree. He chose a thick and strong piece of wood from the forest, put it at both ends of the cliff and respectfully said to the tiger. Tiger king, please! ?

The tiger became suspicious when he saw the little white rabbit being so obedient. He said to the white rabbit. Try walking a few steps first, and your majesty will come. ?

The little white rabbit said with a smile. Yes ?

Is "The White Rabbit" on? Little wooden bridge? When did he go? Bridge? Center, the tiger said: White rabbit, where are you? Bridge? My heart is beating fast. ?

The little white rabbit heard that the tiger wanted him to go? Bridge? Heartbeat, knowing that the tiger doubts himself, continue? Bridge? In the heartbeat. Has the tiger seen the white rabbit? Bridge? Jumping on the floor for so long without an accident, he said to the little white rabbit, well, stop and walk back, get out of the way. ?

The little white rabbit is very happy to hear the tiger say this, because the tiger has clarified his doubts. He stopped and walked back happily. When the tiger walks? Bridge? Center, suddenly? Bridge? The tiger fell to death on the cliff.

So the little white rabbit chose a rotten piece of wood that had been eaten by insects? Bridge? Because you are the light. Bridge? Cannot be broken; What about the weight of the tiger? Bridge? Unable to bear it, it broke and he fell into the cliff.

A big tiger with no teeth

Big tiger teeth are really powerful.

Everyone is afraid of tigers, only the fox says, I'm not afraid. I can pull out all the tigers' teeth. ?

No one believes that the fox is bragging.

The fox really went to find the tiger. He brought a big bag of gifts: ah, your majesty, I brought you the most delicious thing in the world-sugar. ?

What is sugar? Tigers have never tasted it. He ate a piece of butterscotch. Aha, it's delicious.

Foxes often send sugar. The tiger ate one grain after another, and even when he slept, his mouth was full of sugar.

The lion, a good friend of Tiger, advised him that if he ate too much sugar and didn't brush his teeth, his teeth would decay.

The big tiger was about to brush his teeth when the fox came: Oh, what a pity, you brushed all the sugar off your teeth. ?

The greedy tiger listened to the fox and stopped brushing his teeth.

After a while, in the middle of the night, the tiger had a toothache and covered his face and cried?

Tiger goes to the dentist, Dr. Ma. Come on, pull out my tooth! ? Dr. Ma was too scared to open the door when he heard that he was going to pull out the tiger's tooth.

The tiger went to see Dr. Niu again, and Dr. Niu quickly said, I, I won't pull out your tooth.

Doctor Donkey even dared not pull out the tiger's teeth.

The tiger's face was swollen and cried out in pain. Whoever pulls out my tooth, I will make him king. ?

At this moment, a fox in a white coat came in: Let me pull it out. ? The tiger thanked and thanked.

? Oh, your teeth are decayed. You have to have them pulled out! ? Said the fox.

? Alas, pull it out as long as it doesn't hurt! ? Cried the tiger.

Wow, the fox pulled out all the teeth of the tiger.

Look, this toothless tiger has become a crazy tiger.

The tiger is very grateful to the fox. He said, let the fox give me candy and pull out my tooth. ?

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