Begging jokes caused by nonstandard language and writing.

1, the French newspaper published such a true story: a man went to the store to buy an axe, and he asked the clerk to issue an invoice for reimbursement. The clerk opened the first one for dad at a unit price of five yuan. At first glance, he was very angry. He didn't say anything except that the axe of the axe was written wrong. The clerk looked busy and said sorry, sorry, and reopened. The man looked at the ticket and said, "buy a pair of grandpa's, the unit price is five yuan." He couldn't bear it any longer and picked up an axe and hit the counter. A lawsuit has been filed.

I have a friend whose daughter is about 6 years old and knows a lot of words. One day, we worked overtime, and my friend brought her to our unit. We adults are very busy. She wanders around like a little ghost. After a while, she solemnly said to her mother, "Mom, I'm going to play in my cell!" " Her mother was surprised and said, "Where? She said impatiently, "the cell, the room opposite you." We are opposite the director's office. Due to negligence, the word "warehouse" above was written as "cell"!

Another mistake in the newspaper. A few days ago, in the last edition of Youth Daily, a communication company made a half-page mobile phone advertisement. There are more than a dozen mobile phone patterns on it, and the words 60% off and 70% off are written next to the patterns. But at first glance, I always feel as if something is wrong. Looking at it carefully, I can't help being heartless. It turns out that these "folds" are written as "demolition". "60% off, 30% off" has become "six demolition, seven demolition". It is said that the telephone of Youth Daily turned into a hotline, and 90% people reported these typos to the newspaper.