Funny and interesting true historical story.

First of all, Emperor Wu wanted to kill the wet nurse, and the wet nurse turned to Dong Fangshuo for help. Dong Fangshuo said, "The emperor is cruel and stubborn, and others intercede, but you die faster. If the emperor wants to execute you, remember to look back at me, and I will try to anger the emperor. " The nurse did as Dong Fangshuo said. Dong Fangshuo said to the wet nurse beside Emperor Wu, "Go quickly. Now that the emperor has grown up, how can you miss the kindness of breastfeeding when you were a child? " The emperor felt very sad, so he stopped talking about killing the wet nurse. Second, the bus made Lu Feng thin, and he never saw the emperor again. Dong Fangshuo was very dissatisfied. In order to get Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty to summon himself as soon as possible, he deliberately frightened a few dwarfs who raised horses for the emperor: "The emperor said that you people can neither farm nor fight, and you have no talent for governing the country and ensuring peace, so you will be killed. You still don't hurry to plead with the emperor! " The dwarfs were so scared that they cried and begged for mercy from Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty. When Emperor Wu asked why, he called Dong Fangshuo to ask. Dong Fangshuo finally had a chance to face the emperor directly. He said humorously, "I did it because I had to." Zhu Ru is 3 feet tall and I am 9 feet tall, but I earn as much as Dai Lu. I can't support them to death, starve to death! If your majesty doesn't want to reuse me, let me go home. I don't want to waste any more white rice in Beijing. "Dong Fangshuo quips, make Liang Wudi laugh, so he was appointed assistant minister of Jinmamen, and soon he was promoted to assistant minister and squire. Third, Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty was overjoyed and liked to sing praises to his men. On one occasion, Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty asked, "What kind of monarch does Mr. Wang think Lian is?" Dong Fangshuo replied, "The Sage Family has more merits than the Three Emperors and Five Emperors. Otherwise, how could so many sages help you? For example, Shao and Du came to be prime ministers, to be censors and Jiang Ziya to be generals ... "Dong Fangshuo called 32 ancient politicians ministers of Emperor Wu of Han Dynasty in one breath. His language is cynical, but he puts on a funny face, which makes Emperor Wu want to hate and smile through tears. He hates while laughing, and really feels that he is not as good as the holy king.