Guang Lin Jr. remembers Lao Fu's classical Chinese.

1. Gao Linguang's translation of classical Chinese urgently needs someone to ask a gentleman to educate his children.

One day, a person came to apply for a job, and the host said, "Our family is poor, and there may be many places that are impolite to our husbands. What do you think? " The gentleman said, "Don't be so polite, I don't care at all." The host said, "Can you eat vegetables?" A: "Yes."

The host said: "There is no heavy work at home. You can clean the yard and open and close the door. Is it okay for the old gentleman to do it? " A: "OK." The host said: "sometimes family members, women and children have to buy odds and ends, and Mr. wronged can go." A: "Yes."

The host said, "If so, that would be great!" Later, Mr. Wang also said: "I also have a sentence, I hope the host will not be surprised." "What did the master ask him? Mr. Wang said, "I am ashamed that I didn't study hard when I was a child!" "The host said," Why do you say such modest words? "

The gentleman said, "I dare not bully you. I don't know a word! " "Xiao Gong and Wu Liang extorted money, and the Shu people called it hammering. A gentleman is good at nailing. He saw a freshman urinating beside a pot pool, so he stepped forward and grabbed him, threatening: "It's extremely rude of you to urinate in the pot pool without authorization at school. "

Ordered the gatekeeper to be humane: "Take him to Minglun Hall for interrogation. This is the biggest disrespect and should be guarded. " The student begged him to say, "Students are willing to admit punishment when they make mistakes."

The gentleman said, "Fortunately, it is a small hand. If it is a big hand, it will be fined 12 silver. Solve the small hand and punish five or two. "

The student said, "I only have one piece of silver on me, which weighs twelve taels." I am willing to give you half. " Mr. Wang said, "Why do you want to separate? Give it all to me. "

The student said, "The teacher made it very clear that the solution is five taels, so why twelve taels?" The gentleman said, "Never mind, even though you gave it to me, I'll let you relieve yourself by the basin and give you five taels of silver in the future. Don't tell anyone, I'm afraid it will destroy my study rules. "

No concubinage. I have an amazing wife who has read a lot of books. Her husband is going to marry a concubine, saying, "It happened before. Qi people have a wife and a concubine. "

The wife said, "If I am like you, I want to find another husband." Her husband asked, "Has this ever happened before?" The wife replied, "There is a woman named Cheng in Henan who has two husbands."

The husband smiled and couldn't think of any way to embarrass her. In addition, there is a fierce and cunning wife.

Every time her husband talks about marrying concubines, she always replies, "Your family is poor, how can you afford concubines? If you have money, I will listen to you and do what you want. " The husband borrowed money from others and said to his wife, "Here is the money, please marry me!" " His wife put the money in her sleeve, then bowed and said, "I'd rather be a concubine now, and the money can buy me." "

Her husband can't embarrass her. Accustomed to bumping into seats, a countryman made a patrol and was responsible for guarding the gate of the yard. When the prefect came, he knelt down and said, "Come in, old man."

The satrap was very angry and ordered to hit him ten times. The next day, the satrap came again, and he reported, "Taigong Jin Zu."

The satrap hit him again. On the third day, the satrap came again.

Considering that the rural dialect is not good and the written language is not good, the countryman reported, "I came the day before yesterday, I came yesterday, and I came again today." A man went to the barber shop to get a haircut. The barber shaved his hair rough. When he finished cutting, the man deliberately paid double the money and left.

A few days later, he went to the barber shop for a haircut. The barber tried his best to cut his hair. He redoubled his efforts and served everything well. When I finished cutting, I paid less.

The barber said unconvinced, "last time I had a rough haircut, I got your reward." I gave you a mental hair this time. Why did you pay less? " Today's salary was paid last time. The money given today is the last salary! "Dog dad has a man named Lu who is good at telling jokes.

There is a woman next door to his house who is unsmiling. His friend told him, "If you can make that woman laugh and scold her, I'll treat you to a meal." One day, a woman stood in front of the door, and there was a dog lying in front of the door. Lumou knelt down to the dog and said, "Grandpa!" The woman couldn't help laughing when she saw it. Someone in Luli looked up and shouted, "Mom!" Hearing this, the woman was very angry and swore.

You should prepare wine first. My wife likes drinking, but her husband refused to give it to her several times. She also scolded her and said, "Open the door seven times: firewood, rice, oil, salt, sauce, vinegar and tea. When have you ever seen the word wine? " The wife said, "You don't have to open the door for wine. I must have bought it the night before. How can you put it on the matter of opening the door? " Meet a bosom friend. Gentlemen usually like to play the piano. He once said that he is always unhappy without a bosom friend. After an idle day, he played the piano for recreation.

Suddenly I heard a sigh next door, thinking that I had met a bosom friend, I knocked at the door and asked what was going on. The old lady next door said, "Nothing. My dead son made a living by playing cotton. Today, you play the piano like he plays cotton. I didn't feel sad after listening to it. "

The emperor's wife who is afraid of jealousy is the wife. She is jealous and fierce. Ling Xuan is too afraid that she will marry a concubine. Emperor Taizong ordered the queen to summon Mrs. Fang and told her that concubinage was very popular now, and it was stipulated that the emperor should reward beautiful women.

Mrs. Fang resolutely refused, and the emperor ordered poisoned wine to be sent to her, threatening her and saying, "Like this, it is against it. You should drink this glass of wine. " Mrs. Fang swallowed it in one gulp, and she was not embarrassed.

The emperor said, "I am afraid to see it, let alone Ling Xuan?" Fairy Yong Dong is very filial. God asked a fairy to marry him. When the fairies sent the fairy away, they all told her, "If anyone is still filial, you must write back."

In the same year, A and B were elected to imperial academy, and B was appointed as county magistrate. One day, A proudly said to B, "I have a high rank and live in the imperial court. Compared with my brother who is a local official, my worth is much worse. "

If nothing else is said, only the famous brand used to worship guests means that my status is extremely decent and far from you. "B said," you can use a few words in your business card, so how can you catch up with the words in my notice? Isn't it better than yours?

2. Xiaolin Guangji's classical Chinese "Xiaolin" has a cloud: in the Han Dynasty, there were people, old and childless, rich in family wealth, and frugal in nature.

Poor clothes and vegetables; Get up in the morning and rest at night; Running an industry is insatiable, but it is not for personal use. Or people beg beggars from it, but they have to go in and withdraw money.

Walking out of the hall, I couldn't get outside step by step. I was only halfway through, so I closed my eyes and begged. Xunfu told Yun: "I spent all my possessions to support your husband. You should be careful not to let him say that I was unified!" " The old man died in Russia, and there was no official in the Tian Zhai, and the goods were filled inside.

"Smile" Note: When the guest arrives, the host has food and the guest is unhappy. Master Xie said, "The family is poor and the city is far away, so we can't eat meat."

The guest said, "Please kill my mule and eat it." The master said, "Why did you come back?" The guest pointed to the chicken on the doorstep and said, "I'll borrow your chicken to ride home."

There have been stingy people in the world since ancient times, but Yan Jiansheng in The Scholars is particularly famous, and his theory of double lights and grass makes people laugh and be generous.

3. Translation of Laughter in Classical Chinese (original) An official issued a Zhu ticket and took two ingots of red gold, which were delivered by the shopkeeper and collected in the hall. The official asked, "Value geometry?" The shopkeeper said, "A reasonable price should be a certain amount. Now the master takes it and can only take half price. " Guan Gu said, "Wait a minute. Give him back an ingot." After the payment, the shopkeeper is still waiting for the price. The official said, "The price has been paid." The shopkeeper said, "I haven't sent it." The official said angrily, "Diao Nu, you said you only got half the price, so I'll give you an ingot back, which is half the price." This county has never lost you. How can you haunt me? Get out! "

An official took two pieces of silver from Zhu Piao, which was delivered by the shopkeeper and collected in class. The official asked, "How much is it?" The shopkeeper said: "parity includes a number, which is now adopted by the master, as long as it is half price." * * * (official) said to the people around him, "That's it. Give him back an ingot of gold." After the payment, the people in the gold shop are still equivalent. The official said: "The money has been given." The shopkeeper said, "No." The official said angrily, "Diao Nu, you said you only charge half price, and I will give you back an ingot of gold.". That's half price. The county didn't lose you. Why bother? " Get out! "

Baidu classical Chinese translation

Xiaoji translated Chinese wine in classical Chinese.

original text

A teacher set up teaching and asked, "What's the way of university?" The teacher pretended to be drunk and said, "You chose to ask me when you were drunk." Give it to your wife. The wife said, "University is the title of the book, and' the way to learn' is the truth in the book." Learn from others. Tomorrow, he said to his disciples, "Your generation is ignorant. Yesterday you were drunk and asked me. I woke up today and didn't ask. Why? What did you ask yesterday? " Yes, the way of "university". The teacher talks like a wife. Disciple asked again, "What do you say in Mingmingde?" Teacher Qi (1) held his forehead and said, "You stay, I'm still drinking here."

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① ù (jù): In a hurry.

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There was a teacher, and his disciples asked how to talk about "the way of university". The gentleman pretended to be drunk and said, "You asked me when I was drunk." When Mr. Wang returned home, he told his wife what his disciples asked for advice during the day. His wife said: "University is the title of the book, and the way to learn is the truth in the book." Mr. Wang nodded yes. The next day, Mr. Wang said to his disciples, "You are ignorant. You asked me when I was drunk yesterday. Today, I woke up drunk and didn't ask. Why? What questions did you ask yesterday? " The disciple replied that it was "the way of university". According to his wife's words, Mr. Wang explained what "the way of university" is. Disciple asked again, "What do you mean by' in Mingmingde'?" Mr. Wang quickly grabbed his head and said, "Stop for a while, I'm drunk again."

5. What is the meaning of the ancient prose "lazy woman" in "Laughing in the Woods"? A woman is extremely lazy and her husband manipulates her daily diet. She only knows how to reach out with clothes and make a living. One day, my husband will travel far away and come back on the fifth day. Afraid that he would be lazy and starve to death, he baked a big cake and put it around the woman's neck for five days, then he could go out safely. I have starved to death for three days. The husband was frightened. When he entered the room, he saw that the cake around his neck only ate a piece near his mouth, but the cake still didn't move.

-"laughter in the forest"

General idea: Women are lazy. Usually, her husband does everything at home. All she knows is that her clothes are propped up and her mouth is full of food. One day, my husband is going out and won't come back for five days. He was worried that she was too lazy to starve, so he branded a big cake and put it around the woman's neck. It was enough for her to eat for five days, and then he went out with confidence. By the time her husband came home, the woman had starved to death for three days. The husband was very surprised. When he entered the room, he saw that the bread wrapped around his neck only ate one piece in front of his mouth, and the rest didn't move at all.

6. Who can give two lowercase jokes in classical Chinese Ji 1? Some psycho got a pistol from somewhere. He walked in a black alley. Suddenly, I met a young man. Without saying anything, the psychopath pressed him to the ground and pointed a gun at his head. Q, what is one plus one? The young man was frightened and pondered for a long time. Answer, equal to two. The psychopath killed him without hesitation. Then I pulled the gun in my arms and said coldly, you know too much …

2. Son: "Dad, are you free on Friday afternoon?"

Dad: "What is it?"

Son: "The school will open a micro-parent forum!" "

Dad: "What is a micro-parent forum?"

Son: "Just the head teacher, you and me!" " "

4. Dong Zhuo feted Lu Bu, Marotta and other confidants, accompanied by the story of Diusim. In order to test everyone's loyalty, Zhuo ordered Zen to blacken his breasts. During the dinner, the candle suddenly went out. When we looked again, everyone's hands were black and clean. Zhuo rewarded the cloth and showed it to Heiji with a smile.

The child walked into the toy store with a fake bill and wanted to buy a toy plane. The buddy said, "Son, your money is not real." The child replied, "Is your plane real?"

6. According to the requirements of the new school, transfer students must fill in the "Transfer Self-assessment Form". In the column "Have you ever been punished for cheating in the exam", fill in the word "No". The next column is "explain the reason", and Liang Liang continues to write: "I missed my hand."

7. Translate the words of dog father in classical Chinese, the more the better. This passage of classical Chinese in The Collection of Little Guang Lin doesn't need word-for-word translation, but it can be understood by comparing the translations.

Original text:

Lu is very talkative, and having a neighbor is not funny. His friend said, "If you can make her laugh and scold, I will enjoy you with food and wine." One day, a dog was lying in the front door and the right door of a woman's house. Lu Xiangzhi knelt down and said, "Grandpa!" Women don't feel funny when they see it. Ruff looked up and said to her, "Mom!" The woman heard it and cursed it.

Translation:

There is a man named Lu who is good at telling jokes. There is a woman next door to his house who is unsmiling. His friend told him, "If you can make that woman laugh and scold her, I'll treat you to a meal." One day, a woman stood in front of the door, and there was a dog lying in front of the door. Lumou knelt down to the dog and said, "Grandpa!" The woman couldn't help laughing when she saw it. Someone in Luli looked up and shouted, "Mom!" Hearing this, the woman was very angry and swore.