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Three ghosts; one day they met God while shopping! They told God that they all died miserably and hoped that they would go to heaven! God said helplessly that there are too many residents in heaven and it is already full. But now there is still a quota! You tell me, whoever dies the worst will go to heaven! So, the first ghost started to say... I was a cleaner when I was alive. Very hard work! Busy from morning to night! One day, I was cleaning the windows outside a building! It's the kind of dangerous work at high altitudes where you're hanging outside! On the 30th floor! Suddenly, my foot slipped and I fell! I thought, it's over! Dying! But my survival instinct made me grab unconsciously! Fortunately, I caught a balcony railing on the 13th floor. I thought, there is hope! So I wanted to wait for it to calm down and then climb up! Unexpectedly, someone suddenly grabbed my hand and I fell down again! I thought, now I'm really finished! However, my fate should not have been decided. There was a tent underneath to catch me. I am glad that I must have accumulated good deeds in my previous life! I want to wait until I feel better before going down. Unexpectedly, a refrigerator fell from above and killed me! The second ghost said... I was a clerk during my lifetime. Everything is fine, I have a beautiful wife. Great figure! But it's just a bit watery. I have a mild heart condition. One day I forgot to bring my medicine to work, so I went home to get it. As soon as I entered the door, I saw my wife with disheveled hair and disheveled clothes. There must be an adulterer. So I searched all over the house, the kitchen, and the toilet, but couldn't find it. When I got to the balcony, I found two hands on the railing. I thought: Adulterer! So he took his hand away. I thought, 13th floor! See if I can kill you! When I saw it, he was not dead! Caught by the tent! I was anxious, so I searched all over the house. When I entered the kitchen, I found that the refrigerator was big enough, so I threw it down. Finally smashed him to death! I was so happy! Laughing endlessly. Unexpectedly, I laughed so much that my heart stopped and I died laughing! The third ghost said... I was a little gangster when I was alive, but I didn't do anything bad! One day I went to a female friend’s house and hung out! Just after finishing her work, her husband suddenly came back! I have to find a place to hide. So I searched the kitchen and the toilet, and finally found that their refrigerator was quite big, so I hid in the refrigerator! I don’t understand how her husband knew I was in the refrigerator, and he actually threw the refrigerator from the 13th floor! I just threw myself and the refrigerator to death

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