The glory of the king's humorous jokes

The glory of the king's humorous jokes

The glory of the king humorous joke encyclopedia: The teacher asked Xiaoming in class:'' What famous words did Sun Shangxiang say? Xiao Ming thought for a moment ... when this big lady arrives, please get out of the way ...? Teacher:'' Get out! ! Xiaoming stands for punishment ... more jokes are in the joke column, welcome to enjoy!

The glory of the king's humorous jokes (1) 1 Liu Bang and Sean in the glory of the king.

Liu Bang stole all the wine in Sean's warehouse because he came to apologize to Sean.

Sean: How dare you bite the bullet and come to see me after what happened!

Tell me, what should I do to see you?

Sean was very angry: Do you know the difference between you and a plate of shit?

Liu bang:? What?

Sean:? You don't have a plate. ?

The glory of the king assassins cluster together.

The soldier Lan Ling complained to Li Bai. Huahuajia is too humble. ?

Li Bai:? What the hell?

Warrior Lan Ling:? Last time I said I wanted to visit her house, he said? Can't help it? ! ?

Li Bai suffers from transient amnesia.

Bian Que: If this happens, personality will change.

Di Renjie: Do you remember me? I am your friend.

Li Bai: Just kidding, how can a handsome man like me have such an ugly friend?

Di Renjie: Yes, it's him again.

4 the glory of the king and Cao Yu.

Cao Cao learned from Zhou Yu that Yang Guo jumped off a cliff and developed a good internal force. Zhang Wuji jumped off the cliff and practiced the magic of Jiuyang. Duan Yu jumped off the cliff and took a micro step.

So now he is standing on the17th floor, asking himself what peerless martial arts he will practice when he jumps.

Zhou Yu bowed calmly.

Zhuang Zhou: There is a kind of fish named Kun in the Northern Ghost.

Cheng: Kun is as old as you.

Liu Bang: Turning into a bird, its name is Peng, and Peng's back is almost as lucky as yours.

The glory of the king's humorous jokes (2) 1. The teacher asked Xiaoming in class:'' What famous words did Sun Shangxiang say? ''

Xiao Ming thought about it. ..

When the big lady comes, get out of the way ...? ''

Teacher:'' Get out! ! ''

Xiao Ming stands for punishment. ...

Soon .. Teacher: Give you another chance. ''

Xiao Ming: Would you like a drink? It will satisfy you. ''

Teacher:'' (black question mark)''

Isn't Xiao Ming right? !

He said, "teacher, you hit every shot." ''

Teacher: I'm going to visit your home tomorrow night! Tell your father to wait for me! ! ! ''

Xiao Ming:' poor guy who travels at night can only harvest artillery fire ~ (meaning here: one-night stand)

Teacher: You, you, you ...

Xiaoming is very helpless. Is there something wrong? !

So I added:' ha ~ ~ don't be too cool ~ ''

2. If Xiao Qiao plays well, she is called Princess Iron Fan; If he can't play well, he is called steamed stuffed bun.

Angela is an infrared wizard if she plays well, and a short-legged idiot if she doesn't play well.

If Zhou Yu plays well, he is called the iron blood prefect; If he doesn't play well, it's called BBQ DuDu.

Li Bai's good play is called Purple Sword Fairy, and his bad play is called Crispy Smile.

Jing Ke is a beauty assassin if he plays well, but a beauty is thousands of miles away if he doesn't play well.

If Liu Bang plays well, he is a master; if he doesn't play well, he is called Zi Mao Rat Ball.

If Hou Yi plays well, it's called shooting at your home. If he doesn't play well, it's called golden brittle senile cataract.

The glory of the king's humorous jokes (3) 1. water discharge

Three assassins in Han Xin Palace, Ben Jing Ke, fought the dragon. At the end of the fight, five people suddenly appeared around. Han Xin: We don't have much blood. Let's leave here! Miyamoto: There are too many people across the street. Let's go first.

Han Xin disappeared like a flash at the last stop?

Miyamoto: Invincible!

Jing Ke:

Lu Bu: The story of Diusim, I heard that you were having an affair with Zhao Yun?

Deusim's story: Who did you hear it from? (Psychology: How did you let him know? )

Lu Bu: I heard from the summoner.

The story of diusim, all right, stop it and interrupt your sleep.

Lu Bu: All right.

Miyamoto: Come on, one-on-one hit! (The knife points to Li Bai)

Li Bai: Drink this glass of wine first!

Miyamoto: (finished) Ah! Poisonous ......

Li Bai: Ha ha ha, thanks to Bian Que's poison!

Bian Que: This is the residue of poison. ......

Li Bai: Nani?

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