Please tell some cold jokes.

[The tortoise is hurt. Let snails buy medicine. Two hours have passed and the snail hasn't come back yet. The tortoise was in a hurry and scolded: * * If I don't come back, I will die! At this time, there was a snail's voice outside the door: you said that Lao Tzu would not go! [Tell a story: "Once upon a time, there was a eunuch ..............."

Someone can't help asking, "What's next?"

Continue to tell the story: "Below? It's gone ... "【 A foreign language learner, walking in the street that day, accidentally stepped on a foreigner's foot. The man quickly said, "I am."

sorry "The foreigner also said politely," I am.

pity

That's right. Hearing this, the man quickly said, "I am."

pity

Three. "The foreigner was stupid and asked," What?

be

you

pity

For what? "The man said helplessly," I

pity

Five. [classic joke: this ant

One day, an ant was sunbathing when he suddenly saw an elephant in low spirits.

go on foot

Stand up and straighten your front legs. The rabbit next to you asked what you were doing.

The ant said, "Shh ~ ~ ~ ~"

Keep your voice down

Watch me kick him. "