Give me a short sketch or cross talk script about Chinese style.

Eating Yuanxiao

Text:

Zi Lu: There was a black roar in the sky,

Yan Hui: It was like white noodles being thrown down.

Zi Lu: The tomb is bigger than the bun.

Yan Hui: The well is a hole.

Zilu: Thank you everyone!

Zilu: On Xiazilu.

Yan Hui: I am Yan Hui.

Zilu: Since we followed the sage, our teacher, we have been out for a long time. We have traveled around the world and we have been to many places. Where have they all gone?

Yan Hui: There are too many, Vientiane, Laos, Bangkok, Thailand, Yangon, Myanmar, Bangladesh, India, Calcutta, Mumbai, New Delhi, Pakistan, Afghanistan, Iran, Iraq, Syria, Lebanon, Turkey, Ankara, the Black Sea, Poland and Ukraine, Well, this...

Zilu: Where else have you been?

Yan Hui: I forgot the words.

Zilu: Forgot the lyrics? OK. There are already quite a few of us there.

Yan Hui: Yes, yes.

Zilu: We... are hungry.

Yan Hui: Gurgling!

Zilu: We don’t have any money on us!

Yan Hui: Not a single penny is left.

Zilu: Neither do you, nor do I.

Yan Hui: What should I do?

Zilu: Let’s invite the master out, ask for some money and buy something to eat?

Yan Hui: Yes, yes. We have hired a master!

Zilu: Please invite the master!

The Saint is smoking a cigarette

The Saint (singing voice): The heavy snow is floating~~, look at the flying snow~, dancing all over the sky~, the towering mountains are covered in silver~~ , What a class~, Baibai is fat~~~~

Zilu: Master!

Sage (voice trembling): It’s snowing, it’s not small... (smoking)

Yan Hui: Yes, it’s snowing today.

Zilu: Master, you have worked hard.

Yan Hui: Master, stop smoking.

Sage: Huh?

Yan Hui: My hands are burning!

Sage: Save a little bit...

Sage (stubs out the cigarette, rises): From a distance, it looks flickering, but from a close look, it is fluttering. Some people say it's a gourd, some people say it's a gourd. Emerging and emerging in the water, the two made a bet to see by the river. It turned out that Wang Wenlin (a crosstalk actor from Deyun Society) was taking a bath!

Zilu: This is a bath poem.

Sage: This is all written in the Analects.

Yan Hui: Yes, yes. (Bow your head and write)

Sage: My surname is Kong Qiu, and my nickname is Sage. He took two disciples with him, (one pointed to Yan Hui) Zi Lu, (one pointed to Zi Lu) Yan Hui. Oh, that's not right, (point to Zilu) Zilu, (point to Yanhui) Yanhui.

Zi Lu: Right this time.

Sage: It’s hard to remember your name. Well, we've been trapped in Chencai'a for quite some time.

Zilu: It’s been a while.

Sage: We have traveled all over the world over the years and visited many places!

Yan Hui: Dare to love!

Sage: I came from the Tang Dynasty in the East, and went to the West to obtain the true scriptures...

Zilu: No, no, no...

Sage : On this way...

Zilu: You said that was Tripitaka! Aren't you a saint? That's Tripitaka!

Sage: Oh, yes, yes, I forgot.

Yan Hui: Cough!

Sage: I am already a saint:)

Zilu: Yes!

Sage: How can you explain this!

Yan Hui: Say it again, say it again.

Sage (coughing): We are not from the Eastern Tang Dynasty, we are from the Lu Kingdom...

Yan Huizilu: Oh, yes, the Lu Kingdom.

Sage: Go to the West to obtain the true scriptures...

Zilu: Here we go again!

Yan Hui: Why can’t you live without this?

Sage: Where is this?

Yan Hui: Chen Cai!

Zilu: Chen Cai, we are from the state of Lu.

Sage: Oh, yes, yes, yes.

Zi Lu: It’s time to make a stir-fry...

Sage: Oh, oh, oh, oh, yo, you can’t mention this (he wants to fall to the ground, Yan Hui Zilu steps forward to help him).

Yan Huizilu: Master, master, master, master!

Sage: You can’t talk about braised food anymore. I haven’t eaten for several days...

Zilu: Okay, let’s not mention it anymore.

Sage: We came from the Kingdom of Lu and went to Chen and Cai to seek scriptures... We can't change this.

Yan Hui: What a mess.

Sage: I haven’t eaten for several days, everyone looks like pancakes.

Zilu: What should I do?

Sage: Have you brought any money?

Zi Lu: No!

Sage: Are you looking for it again?

Zilu: No, there are cigarette butts!

Sage: You still beat me by throwing gold flowers that day...

Zilu: Didn't you take it back later?

Sage (Chong Yanhui): Do you have it?

Yan Hui: No!

Sage: Turn over! What is this?

Yan Hui: This is the invoice.

Sage: Oh, this is useless, this is what I left behind in a taxi that day... Hey, there is a way! (Pulls off Yanhui’s leather jacket) Good boy, be obedient!

Yan Hui: No, master! (Struggles) Master, please, Master! (Struggles) There are so many people here, Master! (Attempted struggle)

Sage (taking Yan Hui’s fur coat): I’m hungry, we have to do business, let’s sell this. Do you think anyone wants this?

Zi Lu: Let’s see how to sell it.

Sage: Are these old clothes okay? Sell ??it to make some money...

Zilu: OK, it looks pretty good. There are many kinds of clothing (in Beijing dialect, used clothes for sale).

Sage: There is a clothing appraisal service in Beijing! It sounds nice to shout.

Zilu: That’s called Jingkou.

Sage (singing voice): This leather jacket and that one~~, it turns out they are for sale~~~, they are really oily black, and the trousers and satin face~~~, after looking at them, turn the page Come here, take a look at the tube~~~, this tube has nine curves, and it can beat the turning of the screw~~~. No matter how cold it is, how strong the wind blows, or how heavy the snow falls, just wear this fur coat of mine...

Zi Lu Yanhui: How do you feel?

Sage (singing): Go sleep in the ice and roll in the snow~~~, how could you forget about the cold? ~~~

Yan Huizilu: The leather jacket is warm!

Sage (singing): I’ll freeze you to death~~~

Yan Hui (singing): If you freeze again, you’ll die~~~

Sage (laughing): Hey, yes, that’s right, that’s how it should be answered, that’s how it should be answered.

Yan Hui: This is a piece of clothing from Jingkou.

Sage (showing Yan Hui’s fur coat): Do you want it? Who wants it? Hey, look, it's expensive when you buy it, but it's ruined when you sell it.

Zi Lu: It’s not worth anything.

Sage: The goods will die on the ground, and the meat will be smelled by the nose. Isn't this over? Just wait, if there is a buyer, we will give it to him.

The horse is hanging and the bell is ringing, and a farmer rides on the donkey.

Sage: (yelling) Hey! There is something wrong. (Throwing the fur coat under the donkey's hooves). Come down!

Zilu Yanhui: Come down, come down!

Farmer: What are you doing? What are you doing?

Sage: (pointing to the leather jacket) You stepped on this!

Zilu Yanhui: What to do!

Sage: This is something imported. It's over, you're miserable.

Zilu: What should I do? Tell me what to do.

Yan Hui: I bought a new one and you stepped on it. Tell me what to do!

Sage: Let’s do this. Don’t bully others. Just pay 10 million. This is for you.

Farmer: Crazy poor, this is...

Sage: Hey, you are swearing in the street!

Farmer: No scolding...

Sage: Drink, you dare to hit someone! (Three people surrounded the farmer, the farmer fought back, and Zilu fell to the ground)

Sage: Dead? !

Yan Hui (Tanzi Road sniffs): No more breath, dead!

Sage to farmer: You killed someone!

Farmer: No, I didn’t hit him...

Sage: Who said that? I have a witness! Where are the witnesses?

Yan Hui: I am, I am a witness!

Sage: I convince people with reason, do you know that? Go and look through him to see if he has any money.

Yan Hui: (Search for farmers)

Sage: It’s so outrageous, there is no king’s law, isn’t it!

Farmer: Isn’t this robbery...

Yan Hui: There is a penny!

Sage: Just one penny?

Yan Hui: Just one penny. Shall I take it?

Sage: Let’s hold it first. (To the farmer) Let’s go, let’s go!

Yan Hui: Let’s go!

The farmer got off his donkey.

Zilu: OK, master?

Sage: Okay!

Zilu (getting up): It hurts me.

Yan Hui: Hard work.

Sage: That’s okay. The first step towards becoming well-off. Have money?

Zilu Yanhui: I’m rich.

Sage: What should we eat?

Zilu Yanhui: Yes! I'm so hungry.

Sage: I smelled here just now, hey, what does this smell like?

Zilu: Roast duck flavor?

Sage: Let’s go eat! Is it this way?

Zi Lu: This way. Shopkeeper, what do you sell?

Worker A: This is a manure dump!

Sage: What is your nose like?

Zi Lu: I heard it wrong. I heard it wrong.

Sage: Can you smell the roast duck in the manure field?

Yan Hui: This is not okay.

Sage: I smell a strong smell here?

Yan Hui: Oh, Brazilian barbecue.

Sage: Here we go, here we go.

Sage: What is this for, shopkeeper?

Worker B: This is the headquarters of the dung farm.

Sage Lu Yanhui: Oh~~~! ! !

Sage: Where are these dunghills?

Zi Lu: No, no, no. Hey, this one is here!

Sage: OK, this way. Shopkeeper, come out!

The shopkeeper (the one who played the role of the farmer who just rode the donkey): Hey, here we come. You three, what do you want to eat?

Sage: It looks familiar.

The shopkeeper: Why do these three look familiar to me?

Sage: What are you selling?

The shopkeeper: Where are we? We have steamed lamb, steamed bear paws, steamed deer tail, roasted duck, roasted chicken, roasted goose, roasted pig, roasted duck, sauced chicken, bacon, pine flowers, tripe, dried meat, sausage...

Sage: Stop! Tell me the name of the dish? Let me ask you, do you have stewed donkey heads?

The shopkeeper: That one, that one. My dad rode out.

Sage: Oh my God. Oh, this is the guy who was riding the donkey just now. Does he live in their house?

Zilu Yanhui: It’s their home.

Sage: What else are you selling? What's cooking in that pot?

The shopkeeper: What’s boiling in the pot is Yuanxiao.

Sage: Lantern Festival? How to sell it?

The shopkeeper: Ten for one penny.

Sage: Ten? Let’s have ten.

The shopkeeper: There’s no way to tell, you three.

Sage: Why didn’t you get points?

The shopkeeper: How about twelve. Four per person.

Sage: No. Come ten, four of mine, three of theirs!

Shopkeeper: Okay, this Japanese guy! (On the Lantern Festival)

Zilu: Hurry up. Good guy, I’m so hungry!

Sage: Eat quickly and leave quickly. His father will be back soon! Hey, shopkeeper, what did you get into?

Shopkeeper: Okay, you haven’t found anything after eating for a long time? Candy stuffed!

Sage: It’s filled with sugar. How do you sell your soup, Yuanxiao soup?

The shopkeeper: Soup, the soup is provided for free.

Sage: Free? OK, have a bowl.

Zilu Yanhui: Serve the soup! Go, go, go!

The shopkeeper brings the soup.

Sage: Alas, this bowl is too small to solve the problem. Give me a larger one!

Zilu Yanhui: Let’s change too, hurry up!

Enter the shopkeeper carrying the big bowl. Everyone drank.

Sage: Let him settle the bill.

Zilu: OK. (To the shopkeeper) Give me the money!

Shopkeeper: Who gives money to whom?

Zilu: (hands a penny to the shopkeeper) Don’t go outside and say it!

Sage: Did you ask him for money?

Zi Lu: Give him money!

Sage: Hi! Confused!

Zilu: What’s wrong?

Sage: He gave us the money when we settled the bill! Go and find him!

Zilu: Bring it! Give me! (Snatching the penny from the shopkeeper's hand) Come on, I got it!

Shopkeeper: What’s the matter? Isn’t this the law?

Sage: You have to know how to do business. Ah, do you understand?

The shopkeeper: You have to pay for food!

Sage: Give money? Beat him!

The three of them knocked down the shopkeeper.

Sage: Are you ready?

Zi Lu: Settle it!

Sage: Remember, the master taught you. You must be polite when entering and exiting this world. And you have become more capable with the master today.

Zilu Yanhui: What?

Sage: The thief never escapes! I stole three bowls.

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