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It's all carelessness

In daily study, work and life, everyone has dealt with writing. Writing needs a complete text structure, and it is necessary to avoid an endless composition. How to write a thoughtful and literary composition? The following are the essays I collected for you, all caused by carelessness, for reference only, and I hope they will help you.

It's all careless fault. Writing 1 forgetfulness and carelessness are all bad habits. Once, I took my exercise book and took it as my deskmate's, and my deskmate took it as mine. As a result, we were both criticized by the teacher.

That afternoon, because the teacher asked us to change books and correct each other, we changed them and forgot to change them back. Oh, dear! How careless!

As soon as I got home, I took out my schoolbag and prepared to do my homework. I took out my exercise book and was about to write it when I opened the cover and looked at it carefully. The name on the cover is actually not mine, and I thought to myself: Could it be that I read it wrong? So I rubbed my eyes and took a closer look. Hey, it's really not mine. This is really over.

The next day, as soon as I came to school, I quickly reminded my deskmate that we had taken the wrong exercise book. He opened my exercise book and looked at it carefully. He has written it, and it's really over. I didn't write his exercise book. Now, he wrote mine, and I left him a blank. It's really ... it's really over In math class, the teacher saw my exercise book. Although it is written, it is not my handwriting. I didn't write at the same table. In this way, the math teacher criticized us both.

Unexpectedly, carelessness will bring us so much trouble, and I must get rid of it in the future. Please be sure to supervise me!

It's all careless fault. Carelessness can make people forget things. Carelessness makes people extremely anxious; Carelessness makes people regret; Careless.

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Alas! Seeing a series of dazzling red marks is like a sharp arrow stabbing my heart. If it weren't for carelessness, how could this happen? This must start here. ...

"Ding ... class! "The bell broke the original silence in the morning. With the teacher's footsteps, the students sat quietly in their seats, as if waiting for something. Suddenly, the door was quietly opened by the teacher, but the careful students could see it at a glance. Sure enough, the teacher came into the classroom with a big smile in his hand. When it was sent down, some people were happy and others were sad, but more people were happy. Teacher Chen looked at us and said, "There will be an exam this afternoon. You should cheer up. The teacher is optimistic about you! " "The class suddenly exploded, but I got more than 90 points, but I looked fearless and thought, anyway, I have reviewed it. Let's have fun at noon. The exam in the afternoon must be very simple.

The exam starts in the afternoon. I found that all these questions were done, so I scribbled them and handed them in. I am happy to think: I will do well in the exam, but the fact is disappointing. After seeing the score, my heart is broken and I can't live without love! It's all my fault for being careless, and I fell to 75 points at once, alas! All because of carelessness! I must get rid of this bad habit!

Alas! I must get rid of this bad habit! Accidentally, goodbye! I never want to see you again!

It's all careless fault. Yesterday afternoon, we had the Chinese Unit 5 exam. From Mr. Jin's expression, we know that we didn't do very well in this exam, and we didn't even write some questions correctly in the book. So we look forward to it day and night, wondering where we went wrong and how we did in the exam.

Today, I know my own achievements, and I also know where I am wrong. I was deducted 0.5 points for the first question. What did I do wrong? Don't you understand? A series of questions flashed through my mind. Look carefully to know that it is not ignorance, but carelessness. You see, I wrote "Repeated exploits" as "Repeated exploits". Look at the following, let me correct the typo in the sentence this time. I put down "I really want something" as right, and I didn't find it so simple. Therefore, the music slipped away from me a little bit. I turned my eyes to the next wrong question in frustration. Alas, this is also caused by carelessness. ...

After some calculations, I only got 95.5 points. When I saw this score, I knew it was all because of carelessness. Looking at this paper that could have got full marks, my heart was broken and tears were rolling in my eyes. I looked into Mr. King's eyes, and Mr. King looked at me as if to say, "Zhang Haoyu, you are too careless in this exam. Be sure to check the paper carefully next time. " Don't be too sad this time, correcting mistakes is progress! "

It's all careless fault. Writing 4 In the calligraphy class, a particularly interesting thing happened-it was all careless fault.

That day, Mr. Wang came to teach me how to practice calligraphy. After practicing the pen, there was no ink, so I took the ink box down from the side and filled it with ink. After loading, I put it on my head, but the ink box was not tightly covered.

After about ten minutes, with a bang, I saw the ink flowing down from the bookshelf. Then, there was a loud bang, and the small head and big body ink cartridge fell down. The teacher said, "Stand back." Holding it, I came to my senses, and I backed my chair back with lightning speed. Black ink hits the table like a big black flower. Then, some small petals fell on the computer, some fell on the pencil box, and some splashed on both of us. My face suddenly changed, black and white, like Gong's face. I almost fainted when I opened my mouth to take pictures of the computer again. Why didn't my front teeth grow out? Touch it with your hand. It's still there. It turned out to be ink.

This is my mother coming. Seeing my panic, she stepped back two steps, raised her eyebrows and opened her eyes. Miss Wang, the white shirt suddenly turned into a flowered skirt, and a few drops of ink were stained on my teeth, which made me want to eat ink. I want to put two black patches on my school pants. When I saw it, I thought, "Oh, I have to learn to wear pants. Then how do I wear it? " I was so anxious that I cried and thought about it: "Hey! It was all caused by carelessness. "

In the future study, do things seriously, don't be careless, and don't let carelessness come to you.

It's all careless fault. There is a little boy named Tintin in Class 203 of Huajin Primary School. He looks smart and cute. But he has a bad habit, which is careless and often jokes.

Look! He came to the door of the classroom this morning. Xiaomei stood there, wearing an armband on duty on her right arm, looking very proud and imposing. She asked seriously, "Do you have a handkerchief?" "Of course!" Tintin answered happily. As he spoke, he took out a black smelly sock and waved it proudly. Xiaomei opened her eyes wide and was surprised. "Is this your handkerchief?" Then she covered her mouth and kept laughing. When the students saw this scene, some laughed, some held their noses, some laughed at the table, and some students were about to cry. Seeing everyone laughing like this, Ding Ding looked intently and found that it was a smelly sock. He scratched his head and blushed like a big ripe apple. He thought to himself, what a shame to laugh like this! I can't make this mistake again.

Son, you can't be so careless like Tintin! Be a child who takes everything seriously!

It's all careless fault. In the evening, the kitten writes a review at home. Because it made a big mistake this afternoon.

In the afternoon, I was washing clothes. Suddenly, the bear stayed at the window and shouted, "Come down quickly, my father bought me the latest leather." I said happily, "I like playing ball best." I'll be right down. " After that, I quickly went to find a boring play and left the tap on.

I ran to the park with gawk. We played ball and had a good time. How time flies. Cong Cong, the dog, happened to pass by here and saw running water flowing from the crack in Huahua's house. Cong Cong shouted, "Huahua, are you at home?" Nobody answered at home. So Cong Cong looked for me everywhere, searched and searched, and finally found me in the park. He shouted: "Huahua, your home is flooded, go home quickly." I suddenly realized that I had forgotten to turn off the tap, so I quickly put down the ball and ran home like an arrow. My home has become a river. I quickly turned off the tap, which was a sigh of relief.

So, dull and congcong helped me get the water at home, and finally cleaned it up for a while. Everyone was very tired and depressed. Cong Cong criticized: "Flowers and plants, water is precious, you waste so much water."

The kitten wrote here and secretly made up her mind: flowers, flowers, flowers, you must get rid of this carelessness in the future!

It's all careless fault. After coming home from school, I took out a math test paper and did it. The topic is so simple, I wrote it like a fly, and it only took me ten minutes to finish it all.

After finishing my homework, I sat on the sofa and watched cartoons with relish. My mother picked up my math test paper and read it. "Son, the train is 80 meters per hour, right?" My mother suddenly asked me. I smiled and said, "Mom, how can you say that?" I only need more than ten seconds to run 80 meters, unless the train breaks down! "I bent down with laughter. But my mother didn't laugh and asked me seriously, "It's not 80 meters. How much is it?" I replied without thinking: "80 kilometers is more like it. "

Then, my mother said calmly, "Mix is 148 mm tall and weighs 45 kg, right?" As soon as my mother's words fell, I smiled and leaned forward and backward: "This must be a small iron!" " I smiled and touched my mother's forehead: "Mom, you don't have a fever, do you?" "Look for it yourself, are you confused or am I confused!" My mother pointed to my homework and said to me seriously. I looked at it carefully. Oh, it turns out that I wrote the company name wrong. I wrote 80 meters for 80 kilometers, 148 cm for 148 mm. I quickly stopped laughing and immediately picked up a pen to correct it. "Hey, it's wrong for such a big man to make such a low-level mistake." I bowed my head in shame.

Eight hours later, I went to the seaside to play and caught a small and exquisite crab in the mud. It has a hard body, as if wearing a suit of armor. Its eight sharp and hard claws are like swords, ready to fight at any time. Moreover, the shell of this small crab is very beautiful, with a faint orange-purple blue color, which I especially like. Dad told me it was called fiddler crab.

I took it home and raised it in a small water tank. Very small, only a little bigger than the thumb nail cover. It likes to spit bubbles in the jar, just like an old man smoking a pipe.

One day, I had a whim and wanted to fish out the little crab. I held it carefully, put it on my handkerchief and looked at it. It crawled around on the handkerchief, at a loss, and tentatively pinched it with wrench-like pliers to see what this flat "monster" was. "Ha ha ha!" I looked at it with a dull face and couldn't help laughing. But suddenly, my mother shouted upstairs, "Why is this computer broken?"

It's all caused by carelessness. Everyone will be careless in life, and I am no exception. Some are very small, they made a mistake in an exercise, some are very big, and a material was missing in the experiment, which led to an accident. These are all careless "good things". Let me tell you something about my careless experience.

On the second monthly exam, I was in poor spirits. In the math exam, I wrote my answers carelessly. After handing in the papers, I fell asleep as soon as I got home and finished my homework. The next day, when I handed out the test paper, I was startled. Even if 624 hours is a few days, I may make mistakes. And I actually deducted 9 points for offline calculation. Either add 10 less or subtract 10 more. My heart is like a bolt from the blue. How could I be so careless!

I once read a joke about a scientist who used money as gunpowder and put it in a cannonball. As a result, during the test firing, the shell exploded and lost a lot of money. This joke not only didn't make me laugh, but worried me. If someone did, it would be terrible.

In fact, everyone can overcome carelessness, just check on time or make a memo, and don't be proud. Carelessness is bound to yield to us.

It's all careless fault. It happened in a self-study class.

In the self-study class, Mr. Wang is correcting the composition, and the class is very quiet. Some students are doing their homework; Some are painting; Others are reading ... at this moment, I am reading a book with relish. "Xu Jiahao" suddenly the teacher called me, and I came to the podium trembling. I saw Mr. Wang draw many good words and sentences with wavy lines in my notebook. I was so happy that my eyebrows flew with laughter. However, Mr. Wang's face became like the Monkey King's. Suddenly, his eyebrows were locked, and a big "Sichuan" appeared on his forehead. His eyes were wide open and his nose was smoking with anger. At this time, my heart was pounding like a rabbit, and my legs began to tremble. "Xu Jiahao, you didn't listen in class, and you ate the internal organs of a leopard. How dare you stab the tiger hero Song Wu in the chest? " "I looked at the teacher's composition book, and sure enough, there was a big knife in front of Song Wu. My face was red and I couldn't wait to find a place to disappear. Miss Wang saw my legs shaking slightly. He breathed a sigh of relief and patted me on the shoulder: "Be careful in the future and try not to write typos. If you meet a word you can't understand, you must look it up in the dictionary. " I nodded firmly and returned to my seat. At this time, I sighed, and the stone in my heart was put down.

I regret it very much and firmly remember in my heart: "Don't be careless in the future, be careful."

Today, my parents are going to visit my grandmother at menstruation's house, and my sister and I are the only ones left at home, so my parents told my sister not to play with knives and fire. If someone knocks at the door, you should ask who it is before opening the door. We urged mom and dad to leave quickly. At this time, my mother glanced at her watch and took my father away.

Because it is the first time to be at home freely, I am a little excited. I picked up the bouncy ball and threw it to the ground. It jumps around like a naughty elf. Every time I chase a bouncy ball, it's like a living thing. I grabbed to the right and jumped to the left. I grabbed it to the left and it jumped to the right. Finally caught it.

I wanted it to jump higher, so I threw it on the floor. Bang, the glass on the lamp fell, leaving only a trace on the floor. I quickly picked up the glass and blocked the traces on the ground with a trash can. Maybe I just pushed too hard and the glass ball on the lamp was still shaking, so I took a stool and straightened the lamp. "Hoo-"you're finished, so mom can't find it! I jumped up on the ground. I am satisfied with my cover-up, but there is a piece of glass on the floor. I stepped on it and scratched my foot. I choked back the pain and threw the glass into the trash can. At this moment, my mother came back and told her what had happened. My mother bandaged my wound, but she kept saying that I was too careless.

Looking at the wound on this foot, I thought: Isn't this the result of carelessness?

One day, Xiaoming is going to school. He thought, "if only he could have a snack after school!" " So, she took fifty cents and hid it in her trouser pocket, thinking that she could eat snacks after school at noon, and even forgot to take the lunch box.

Xiaoming went to school happily without a lunch box. On the way, I met my good friend Xiaoyun, but Xiaoyun stared at his hand uncharacteristically without saying a word. Xiao Ming is very strange: "hey, wasn't he very talkative before?" Why didn't he say a word today? " He felt very boring and ran after Xiao Tao in front, but Xiao Tao was the same, staring at his hand all the time. After a while, he said, "Why didn't you bring your organ?" There is a music class today! "Xiao Ming realized why they did that." Ah, "he admitted that he was unlucky," there is no way out. But you know what? Eat the best glutinous rice and chicken legs in school today! "But when I got to school, I found that he didn't bring a lunch box, so I had to watch my classmates eat delicious food. In music class, he was criticized by the music teacher because he didn't bring the organ.

Hey, it's all carelessness!

It's all careless fault. Writing 13 calligraphy is my strong point. In my class, no one dares to write with me, and no one is my opponent.

Soon, the school held a calligraphy competition, and the teacher asked me to practice more when I got home. I didn't care, thinking: Anyway, no one in my class is my opponent. Even if I don't practice at home, I can still win the first prize. When I got home, my mother also asked me to practice my handwriting. I don't want to practice writing, so I pretend to sit in a chair and write. Actually, I'm drawing.

On the day of the calligraphy competition, I didn't care, because the words were very simple, so I finished writing them. After a while, the teacher said, "After you finish writing, check it carefully to see if there are any typos." . I didn't listen to what the teacher said at all. I was just playing there. I pretend to check when the teacher looks up, and I play mine when the teacher looks down.

Not long after, the teacher announced the result of the calligraphy competition. First prize Zhou Ruiyang, Tao Jin; Second prize Wen Yue, Huang Junlin and Wu Tailong; Fu Kangsong, the third prize ... When the teacher saw it, I felt very strange that there was no my name. Suddenly, the teacher added, "Zhang Jiayu, there are six typos ..." The whole class laughed.

Although it has been a long time, it is still deeply imprinted in my mind. It always reminds me that arrogant soldiers will fail and imaginary soldiers will win.

It's all careless fault. If you want to say my shortcomings, there is only one-carelessness. What, carelessness? You may ask, what's the big deal when everyone is not careful? I'm telling you, this is no ordinary carelessness. Let me give you one or two examples!

When I came home one day, I touched my neck with my hand, huh? Where are the keys? When the brain is hot, the brain is blank. Oh! I patted my head. Yes, didn't I go to the playground to play hide-and-seek before? Maybe it was dropped at that time! Go to the playground and attack my hiding place. Look east and west, I'm sweating like a pig. Touch your back, a sharp thing, ah! The key was not lost, but on the back. Alas! How careless I am!

That's not enough. Another time, I only got 70 points in the math exam. When checking, I miscalculated the calculation questions, but I didn't write the solutions of the three equations, and the final number of application questions was also miscalculated. The decimal point of some topics has been forgotten. The most abominable thing is that the simplest application problem "18" is mistaken for "28" ...

Seeing this, I feel that my carelessness is abnormal! Because of carelessness, there are deviations, and the biggest headache is mathematics. I get dizzy at the sight of math. So don't be a "careless king" like me. As for me, I will correct it slowly, so that there will be no more "careless kings" in the world.

Set out with me and escape from this careless world, even if it takes 50 years, 100 years. ...

It's all careless fault. 15' s composition is really funny I still want to laugh when I think about it. However, the taste after laughing is not good, because this ridiculous thing makes me very painful.

There is no one at home today except me and my cousin. After playing with my cousin, I used to touch the key around my neck to open the door. Huh? I didn't touch it. Oh! Maybe it's in the pocket! I felt in my pocket again for a long time, but there was not even a shadow. Is it in my cousin's neck? I touched my cousin's neck, but there was no clue. I am in a hurry. If we can't get in the door, we'll be hungry for hours.

I am so anxious. I can't let my cousin starve I have to find the key.

I thought about it. By the way, didn't I play with Wu Hao on the court for a while? Surprised and happy, I ran to the stadium with my cousin.

When I arrived at the stadium, I opened my eyes wide and began to search nervously before I could catch my breath. I have seen everything, but I still can't find my key.

It's over! It's over! In order to find the key, my forehead sweated, my vest was soaked, and my forehead and back itched. I scratched my back with my hand distractedly. Suddenly, I bumped into something. Hey! Isn't that the point? It turned out that the key was still hanging around his neck, but it was thrown behind his back. Hey, this is really "riding a donkey to find a donkey", and carelessness kills people!