A dirty joke about driving with a boyfriend.

Poems about yellow jokes about driving 1. What poems describe "old drivers"?

I smelled a faint breath as soon as I opened the door! As soon as my left foot got into the car, I heard the voice of "Welcome the most handsome man in the world ~ ~ ~" in the car for a long time. It turned out that Tuji had been waiting for me for a long time. He knelt on the ground humbly, with a face of piety and worship. I calmly kicked the rabbit in front of me and looked at him critically. He buried his head and dared not look at me.

I sat in my seat and started driving. The envious eyes of the rabbit were behind me. I drove so fast and turned so hard that the rabbit foamed with fear and fainted to the ground. He can't believe I'm so powerful.

After parking, I kicked Tuji, who was still unconscious in the car, shook my sleeves and strode out the door. Tuji excited roar came from the car. I smiled. I know he is licking my used steering wheel because it smells like a strong man.

The word "old driver" comes from Yunnan folk song "Old driver takes me".

It is not an ordinary folk song, but a magical, evil, shocking and classic Yunnan folk song. Once published, it was well received by the audience and won the reputation of "King of Hundred Songs" and "Father of Divine Comedy".

The word "old driver" is also widely spread with the fire of songs.

extensive use

Old drivers and friends who have heard Yunnan folk songs know that this song itself has an indescribable dirty feeling. Therefore, the word "old driver" will always be associated with people when it first appears. In addition, most of the network resources in the hands of very few people are dirty resources.

Therefore, even if the meaning of "old driver" has now extended to various cultural and even scientific fields, it is still difficult to get rid of a dirty connotation.

Due to the wide spread and universal applicability of the word "old driver", an old driver culture has gradually evolved in the network world. Under the influence of this culture, some jargon that only insiders can understand has gradually emerged.

Key words:

The old driver took me: popularizing knowledge and developing resources.

There is no time to explain, get on the bus quickly: since you sincerely ask me for advice, I will be merciful to teach you knowledge and resources!

Old drivers should start/drive: old drivers should invest resources.

Lexical features

The resources of old drivers are absolutely large.

I am willing to share my resources with you.

Read more resources, can quickly identify information, and collect and share information.

The category of collection resources is special and unique.

There are special resources to find channels, it is easy to find rare resources, and often share them in time.

It means that you are good at something or familiar with something and can give guidance to new people.

2. The poem of the driver driving late at night

(1) spent the night at the foot of Zen master Ye, when the sun set in the sky (Meng Haoran), the valley was hazy. The moon in the moon pine is refreshing at night, and the sound of the wind is particularly clear. You got what you wanted, and the birds perched in the quiet fog. Ding promised to stay in the temple tonight and play the piano alone on the mountain road. Delighting in Rain on a Spring Night (Du Fu) knows the rainy season, and spring is coming. It sneaked into the night with the wind, moistening things silently. Wild trails and clouds are all black, and rivers and boats are bright. Look at it.

Driver, late at night, driving, poetry

(1) spent the night at the foot of Zen master Ye, when the sun set in the sky (Meng Haoran), the valley was hazy. The moon in the moon pine is refreshing at night, and the sound of the wind is particularly clear. You got what you wanted, and the birds perched in the quiet fog. Ding promised to stay in the temple tonight and play the piano alone on the mountain road. Delighting in Rain on a Spring Night (Du Fu) knows the rainy season, and spring is coming. It sneaked into the night with the wind, moistening things silently. Wild trails and clouds are all black, and rivers and boats are bright. Look at it.

3. Ask for a dirty and wet sentence

1. I am willing to be a cow, a horse and a sheep for you. You don't need more, just give me grass.

2. People are nice to you just to sleep with you. Unlike me, my sofa, living room, balcony and kitchen are all ok. I am a very practical person, and I only believe that love grows with time.

It feels good not to wear a condom, but it's not safe. My last mobile phone was so broken! After the wedding night, the bride struggled to hold the wall out and scolded: "liar, before getting married, he said he had savings for more than 30 years, and I thought it was money!" " ! "6. Don't keep telling me, uh-huh, oh-oh, can chatting with me also make you orgasm? Talking about a dirty space.

7. I went swimming in the reservoir yesterday and my leg cramped and I almost drowned. Fortunately, my girlfriend saved me. If I hadn't cheered her up in the morning, we would have really become desperate mandarin ducks ... 8. The so-called growth is to hear the word "choppy" and never think about the sea again. 9. When I was 8 years old, an uncle dragged me into the house and stuffed that disgusting thing into my body, regardless of my feelings. After a while, he also let the liquid flow in. Then I shook my legs and pulled up my pants. I swear I'll never give an injection again.

10. "What did he do to make you like him so much! ? "I" 1 1. The spring breeze is ten miles, so I'd better sleep with you. 12. Woman: Your ass is too hard.

Man: There is too much water under you. Facts have proved that it is not easy to cook a pot of noodles well.

13. My fists and ass are only hard for you, and your eyes and ass are only wet for me. 14. One day, everyone got together to chat and talked about their interests. One person said, "I like cleanliness."

Suddenly, I said, "Who is clean?" Another man said, "Who is it?" 15. The best evaluation of women is not that you are really beautiful or sexy, but that I am hard. Tell me about the whole book in the latest space.

16. Chatting with a female classmate, I asked, what are you doing? A: "I just took a shower. What am I waiting for now?" Q: "What is your reading time?" 17. Once upon a time, there was a man named Ding Ding who was short and went to learn Latin dance.

18. One night, my prospective girlfriend and I were lying on the lawn. I pointed to the ground and asked her, honey, what do you think this is? The prospective girlfriend said, this is grass! Me: Do you like grass? Prospective girlfriend: I like grass best! And then ... we'll confirm the relationship! 19. Before, I just wanted to watch the stars and the moon with you. Now I just want you to get up.

20. The teacher said, "Students, don't fall in love early. What you say now will be someone else's wife in the future. " As soon as I listen to it, I get excited when I think about other people's wives.

2 1. You know my depth and I know your length. 22. I stole roses and copied love letters, but I really want to fuck you.

23. the Monkey King: "Sister-in-law, I am here with you." Princess Iron Fan: "Uncle, come out ~ ah ~ ah ~" the Monkey King: "Sister-in-law, I'm coming out. Open your mouth. "

Princess Iron Fan: Ah ~ ~ 24. I miss not swearing. What I miss is trembling together. 25. I can't say anything good about you, just want to see you take a bath.

26. Question: What is a man's tongue for? Answer: teasing. 27. When my ex-girlfriend bought me a drink when she got married, I always felt that I should do something. When I toasted, I said to the groom, "The bride is beautiful, so I'll do it first."

4. The poem of the driver driving late at night

(1) spent the night at the foot of Zen master Ye, when the sun set in the sky (Meng Haoran), the valley was hazy. The moon in the moon pine is refreshing at night, and the sound of the wind is particularly clear. You got what you wanted, and the birds perched in the quiet fog. Ding promised to stay in the temple tonight and play the piano alone on the mountain road. Delighting in Rain on a Spring Night (Du Fu) knows the rainy season, and spring is coming. It sneaked into the night with the wind, moistening things silently. Wild trails and clouds are all black, and rivers and boats are bright. Look at it.

Driver, late at night, driving, poetry

(1) spent the night at the foot of Zen master Ye, when the sun set in the sky (Meng Haoran), the valley was hazy. The moon in the moon pine is refreshing at night, and the sound of the wind is particularly clear. You got what you wanted, and the birds perched in the quiet fog. Ding promised to stay in the temple tonight and play the piano alone on the mountain road. Delighting in Rain on a Spring Night (Du Fu) knows the rainy season, and spring is coming. It sneaked into the night with the wind, moistening things silently. Wild trails and clouds are all black, and rivers and boats are bright. Look at it.

5. What sentences or poems did the ancients use to "drive"?

The reflection of green willows in front of the window leads the lover to the back edge, and the style goes around. Poor spring day, flowers for recreation, golden urn full of water. Xiang Mei doesn't know how to be a slave, which will be called taking time to learn from teenagers. The last sentence "I'm going to call myself a teenager" was written by Hao Cheng. But in folk songs, the artistic conception of a spring outing in the mountains suddenly turned into a prostitute's resentment against her lover.

In Tang and Song poetry, "Chai" is a very common sexual suggestion. In Yusheng Garden, Xifeng knocks the pillow on the woman's head. It's obviously an action play. Recall the poems you have read.

Think again about the songwriter in Bai Juyi's Pipa Story. If we follow this line of thinking, will everyone listen to music in purity or on the table?

In poetry, there are many words that symbolize the harmony between heaven and earth. The ancients believed that rain is the product of the intercourse between heaven and earth, and the ceremony of praying for rain is the intercourse between men and women, so "rain" must have unspeakable significance.

Seeing that the girl's skirt is wet, "rain" is a pun. It turned out to be a naked straight man! Not only literate men are bold and unrestrained, but also literate women drive slowly and steadily. Zhao Luanluan, a famous prostitute in Tang Dynasty, wrote about her breasts. This song "Purple Grape" is really bold and vivid.

As soon as the writers started writing, they drove the car directly to the end of the world. And I can't go back completely.

6. What are the sentences about "driving hard"

1. Don't drive after drinking, or the consequences will be unimaginable.

He has been fidgeting every day since he ran into a driver.

3. I was nervous and anxious when driving on the road for the first time.

Sichuan-Tibet Highway is high in mountains and low in water, so be careful when driving.

He was fined for driving illegally.

It is very dangerous for drivers to drive after drinking.

7. Driving in this weather and this road, a little carelessness, may cause an accident.

After the accident, Jane felt unable to drive in the heavy traffic.

9. Be sure to concentrate when driving, and never be distracted by chatting.

10. Even if the police repeatedly ask drivers not to drive, some people still go their own way.

1 1. There is a cliff on one side and an abyss on the other. You should be very careful when driving on this highway.

12. There are a lot of cars on the road during the morning rush hour, and you will bump into them if you are not careful.

13. The roads in the old city are narrow and there is no parking lot. It takes a long time to find every stop, and it is easy to be fined.

14. The road is being built on the way to the county seat, and every time I drive back, there is a load of mud.

15. Xiao Wang is a transport driver. He has been driving for more than ten hours, so he is easily sleepy.