Guo Degang I am a military strategist lines (full)

Guo: Everyone is here to listen to cross talk

Yu: Hey

Guo: There are so many people, I am very happy

Yu: Old Ci

Guo: Come more, give more praise, give more praise to those of us who talk about cross talk

Yu: Crosstalk actor

Guo: At. . . What's coming?

Yu: Forgot? Yu Qian

Guo: Oh, by the way, I'm sorry, I don't think much of the legal progress, you know?

Yu: What does it have to do with the legal progress

Guo: I’m not sure

Yu: Yu Qian

Guo: A very developed cross talk actor, everyone praises me, I’ll leave it to you, thank you all

Yu: This one is really looking towards me

Guo: I like your profession very much, the cross talk is good, and you promote truth, goodness and beauty

Yu: Yes

Guo: Huo Xiang Zhengqi

Yu: What is Huo Xiang Zhengqi?

Guo: It’s not like that, Huo Xiang is upright or something like that. . .

Yu: What you said is wrong, where are the medicinal materials?

Guo: Anyway, it’s good, the cross talk is good

Yu: If it’s good, it’s over

Guo: I am here to promote your business

Yu: What words do you use? What does it mean to promote our business?

Guo: Because after all, we are the two of us. There is a gap between them

Yu: Oh, you are not doing this

Guo: I don’t know?

Yu: How did I know?

Guo: Hi, look at my military uniform.

Yu: Is this a military uniform?

Guo: I am a military strategist, you don’t know

Yu: I don’t know

Guo: Hey, everyone knows (go to the table)

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Yu: Go down, where are you? I'm used to the kang. What's going on?

Guo: Military strategist

Yu: What are you doing on the table, military strategist?

Guo: Look (salute)

Yu: Maa

Guo: Salute

Yu: You are saluting, I will throw a piece of bread What do you think?

Guo: I am not waiting for my gun today. If I had brought a machine gun, I would have beaten you up.

Yu: You must have that too. What a toy

Guo: Six grenades cost one dollar. I’ll throw them at you for one hundred yuan first

Yu: Hey, they’re not that cheap

Guo: Disrespectful Military strategist, where are we going? This, Pong---(shoot a rifle)

Yu: shoot a gun

Guo: 嘡---(shoot a pistol)

Yu: Pistol

Guo: Bang----(shooting a slingshot)

Yu: There are even bows and arrows, what kind of military strategist

Guo: Different battle situations require different weapons, don’t you know?

Yu: I don’t know

Guo: Do ??you know where I am from?

Yu: Never heard of it

Guo: I am from the Laohe Army

Yu: Which army are you in?

Guo: Laohe Army

Yu: Never heard of it

Guo: Hey, you don’t watch TV?

Yu: Is it on TV?

Guo: In the world, there are Laohe troops

Yu: Peacekeeping troops

Guo: What is peacekeeping

Yu: Peacekeeping

Guo: Where is Lao He

Yu: I don’t know

Guo: Lao He has to maintain peace

Yu: Why is this army so so? Poor

Guo: To be honest, I can’t say it as a layman (lifting pants)

Yu: Hey - you said the cross talk is here and the toilet is behind, what are you doing? Ah

Guo: Hold my armed belt tightly

Yu: Is the armed belt tight?

Guo: You don’t know, in 1997, all the legal persons in the world gathered together

Yu: What is a legal person?

Guo : Who are the leaders of each country?

Yu: Call the leader

Guo: Yes, they are all guarding this bowl of tofu bread

Yu: Hi, where are you having breakfast

Guo: Let’s gather together for a meeting. The world is in chaos. There are so many troublemakers. We need to find such a group of talented people in the military field to get together and form the Laohe Army. , maintain world peace.

Yu: Oh, Lao He has to maintain peace in this world

Guo: Hey, isn’t that right, including me

Yu: You are that Lao He In the army?

Guo: I made a reservation at that time. I had to find a place for training and a country.

Yu: Where?

Guo: Switzerland, Switzerland won’t do it, saying we are neutral

Yu: Don’t interfere

Guo: France, no, France is too romantic, afraid that we will go Ling Jin is busy making love

Yu: What are you doing there

Guo: In Japan, eating sashimi is afraid of getting upset

Yu: Everything is wrong

Guo: Finally, I chose a picturesque country with spring-like scenery all year round

Yu: Where?

Guo: Tong County

Yu: Tong County? Is Tong County a country?

Guo: What’s wrong with Tongxian? You are not allowed to insult Tongxian. Tongxian will always be an integral part of our country’s territory

Yu: These are not even close to each other

Guo: I like that place in Tongxian

Yu: If you like it, go ahead

Guo: Where are we all going? Let’s get together and pick people from all over the world. We are here A hundred people gathered together

Yu: Shangtong County

Guo: Class is here, the teacher teaching us is Corporal James, an American five-star general

Yu: Are you a mischievous mulberry? Do you have good control over Jiajiaoxiao? Do you have good control over Chufu Chungua? ?brgt; Guo: After he makes the sauce, he goes to the market to sell it.

Yu: Okay, it’s a soybean seller.

Guo: Why are you selling soybean paste, teacher? Everyone stood up in the morning, and everyone did exercises first.

Yu: Practice this

Guo: Do ??eye exercises

Yu: I remembered everything

Guo: All done, let’s sing the school song

Yu: School song?

Guo: Let’s all stand together and sing: You are a high-class person in the eunuch family. You can eat delicacies and wear silk ribbons to satisfy your needs in every possible way. Unexpectedly. . .

Yu: Okay, stop singing

Guo: Give me a high tune

Yu: What a high tune? This is what Corporal James has to do

Guo: What? Our school song

Yu: School song? Review the opera!

Guo: After everything is done, go back to the house and learn the classical Chinese art of war. Distribute a copy of Sun Tzu's Art of War to each person

Yu: Oh, Sun Tzu's Art of War

Guo: Oh, I just saw Sun Tzu write about this, to be honest. .

Yu: Ai---that's so rude to you. Sun Tzu's Art of War!

Guo: He just gave me this name. After studying for more than a year, I was disbanded on the spot.

Yu: Put in so much effort to learn, and then disband after it’s over?

Guo: No unit wants us.

Yu: No one accepts this thing.

Guo: How to do this? Let’s disband first. Find something to do first, and then look for you when the world needs you. All scattered.

Yu: Let’s all go.

Guo: Something happened later. There is a building in the United States that boasts that the plane was redeemed

Yu: Your use of the word is too uncivilized, World Trade Center

Guo: It’s ruined. I’m anxious. Only then did President Bush become anxious. I was so anxious that I ate about 30 kilograms of gunpowder in one day.

Yu: Not that much

Guo: Let’s look for military wizards. Lead troops to fight and catch these terrorists.

Yu: Oh, look for it

Guo: There is peace in the world, where can I find it? It’s hard to find

Yu: There are few talents

Guo: Finally, President Bush has a secretary named Wang Fugui

Yu: What’s his name

Guo: Tell the president, there is a Guo Degang in Beijing, China

Yu: Looking for you

Guo: Amazing, a military wizard. He can write pens to bring order to the world, and he can mount horses to determine the world. He knows women when he is on the kang, and he knows shoes when he is off the kang

Yu: Hey, that's all you can do

Guo: Let's find it, it's hard to find me

Yu: What's the matter?

Guo: I don’t have a phone, I just have a BP machine and the paging station is still off

Yu: What kind of communication tool

Guo: It’s so hard to find them They found me in a daze

Yu: Work harder

Guo: I was on the phone on the street that day, and someone from behind photographed me: (Female voice) Are you Mr. Guo Degang Guo

Yu: Oh?

Guo: Live, a woman, so beautiful, a foreigner, blond and blue-eyed

Yu: Beautiful

Guo: I told you to wait a moment, hello ? Didn't get through. How much does this cost? Oh, there’s no charge until I get through.

Yu: Public phone?

Guo: Ah. I said I am Guo Degang, what are you doing? (Closes eyes) (Female voice) Hello, Mr. Guo.

Yu: Hey - no - he should be blond and blue-eyed

Guo: Nonsense, shouldn't he be blond and have his eyes closed?

Yu: Close your eyes, blind man Ah, then why is she beautiful?

Guo: She looks good. (Female voice) President Bush asked me to talk to you about the war. Oh, about fighting, come on, sit down, (blowing earth) sit down.

Yu: Sit down on the side of the road

Guo: What do you mean, how much do you plan to spend. (Female voice) I'm going to give you ten million dollars to fight the war. I said it's done, you've done your job, get up.

Yu: Can you do anything?

Guo: Do ??you have a watch? Let me see.

Yu: I don’t even have a watch.

Guo: I took out a watch, pressed it, and ding—it’s twelve o’clock now. I said: You haven’t eaten yet, let’s go have dinner, Kempinski.

Yu: Live

Guo: Don’t disgrace the Chinese people, go to Kempinski

Yu: Good place

Guo : The shaved noodles next to me

Yu: Hi, shaved noodles

Guo: Sit here, hey, here are four bowls.

Yu: Four bowls?

Guo: Three big bowls and one small bowl. She eats the small bowl and I eat the two big ones.

Yu: What about one more bowl?

Guo: Pack it up, my wife hasn’t eaten yet

Yu: Okay, the whole family is hungry

Guo: Guy, bring me a whip of garlic

Yu: Still eat garlic?

Guo: Wrap it with garlic and eat it. After eating and drinking, we discussed this matter. I said: OK, you can go, just talk without proof, and write it down as proof

Yu: You still have to write proof

Guo: I took out the contract and took out a gold pen from my body Come on, it's so bright that it catches people's eyes, and it's so cold that it shoots people into fear. This pen costs over three hundred thousand. Ha---

Yu: Haven’t used it for a long time

Guo: Sign. You have to give me some money first.

Yu: Asking someone for money

Guo: You have to give a deposit. What will you do if you become acquainted with this matter?

Yes or no?

Yu: There is a deposit

Guo: She said to give part of it first

Yu: Isn’t it a part of the deposit?

Guo: This It is said that there is one who gives ten percent

Yu: ten percent

Guo: There is twenty percent

Yu: twenty percent

Guo: Thirty percent

Yu: Then thirty percent

Guo: I have to give fifty percent

Yu: Not a lot

Guo: How?

Yu: Fifty percent is quite a lot

Guo: Okay, then I’ll do it. Give me this fifty and let me see, yes, this is it

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Yu: No, wait a moment, why is there only one piece of 10 million and 50 percent?

Guo: They just gave me a fifty yuan note.

Yu: Just fifty yuan?

Guo: U.S. dollars

Yu: U.S. dollars are not ridiculous either

Guo: Okay, that’s it, this matter is dead. (Female voice) Don’t forget, when you arrive at the airport on the 10th, someone will pick you up.

Yu: No. 10

Guo: I said, okay, where are you going? (Female voice) I’m going back to the embassy

Yu: Oh, the embassy

Guo: How do you leave? (Female voice) I’ll take 300.

Yu: Oh, where can I take 300 to go back to the embassy?

Guo: This Kempinski doesn’t cost 300

Yu: Yes

Guo: (female voice) There is a range car

Yu: Well, this foreigner is quite familiar

Guo: Leave her at the station and I’ll go home quickly. Tell my wife about this. You have never met my wife.

Yu: No

Guo: Beautiful, tall, with a big face, heavy eyebrows and big eyes, dark. She has no beard. She has a beard like Zhang Fei Like

Yu: Living, can you still see it?

Guo: Let me tell you, daughter-in-law, this time we are rich, ten million US dollars

Yu: We are rich

Guo: After making money, We won't do anything when we go home. Let’s open a big store and start a company. I’ll set up a big table and be the boss. I’ll hire 10 people with red hoops to stand in front of me every day. I’ll scold them one by one.

Yu: It’s fun This is

Guo: I want revenge. I scold those with red hoops every day, but I won’t scold the toilet cleaners

Yu: What are you doing?

Guo: My wife cleans toilets

Yu: Hi, let’s change jobs

Guo: I have to make arrangements for you. I’ll buy you 5 yuan. Steamed buns, fried dough sticks for 2 yuan, and water pimples for 10 yuan,

Yu: You can’t help but spend 50 yuan

Guo: You can’t spend more, it’s almost done, you can just speculate with me Eat water pimples.

Yu: Are you all suffering from water pimples?

Guo: Let’s eat some green beans on Sunday

Yu: Not so good

Guo: Looking at our calendar, it’s already the 7th. She asked I leave on the 10th.

Yu: There are still 3 days

Guo: I have to go quickly, it’s too late, so let’s go

Yu: It’s too early

Guo: I live far away, I live over at Shijingshan

Yu: Then there’s no need to go there in the first three days

Guo: Come to me on foot

Yu: Are you walking to the airport?

Guo: Let’s go. When we get to the airport, I’ll take a look. Oh, it’s a helicopter.

Yu: That’s great.

Guo: Go up the small ladder. There is a driver sitting in front,

Yu: Pilot

Guo: Wearing a big leather hat, goggles, and a big mask. The mask hangs from one ear and hangs down here.

Yu: That’s not a mask

Guo: Leather jacket

Yu: Flight suit

Guo: I’m sitting there smoking.

Whew - here it comes - Whew - let's go (roll the window, throw cigarette butts)

Yu: Helicopters also roll the glass. What kind of plane is this?

Guo: He put on his gloves: You are seated securely. I said: I know, my seat is stable and I am in bed. There was a white rope on the side of his chair. When he took a handful of this, it suddenly flew up.

Yu: This plane is also diesel.

Guo: Helicopter, drink. --- I'm so happy, looking down at the great rivers and mountains of the motherland

Yu: Hi

Guo: I'm so happy. After flying for 10 minutes, the plane slowly descended

Yu: Why did it fall?

Guo: Come on

Yu: Come on after 10 minutes of flying?

Guo: We drove to a gas station, and the woman at the gas station shouted: Come in, this way. Take out the money: add 30 yuan.

Yu: Okay, how can you add 30 yuan of fuel to this plane? Can it be burned?

Guo: The fuel tank is small

Yu: It can’t be that small

Guo: Take that big gun

Yu: The inside of the pestle

Guo: Look at the watch, swish-swish-it’s done, let’s go

Yu: Just for a moment

Guo: A piece of rope suddenly came out——————

Yu: Got up again

Guo: After driving for another 40 minutes, he turned around and asked me: Have you been to the United States? I said: I haven’t been there, how about you? I haven't been there either.

Yu: If you haven’t been there yet, why don’t you just fly there?

Guo: Yes, we don’t know each other. What should we do? How about we ask?

Yu: Let’s find out the truth

Guo: Squeeze the gate and it comes down

Yu: The more you talk, the more outrageous it becomes.

Guo: Where have you seen a helicopter?

Yu: Helicopters don’t have wire gates either.

Guo: Let me go down and ask. Oh, there are some in the United States. Such a desolate place?

In: Western United States

Guo: There are also crop fields, and an old man is hoeing the ground with a shovel. I hurried over: HI, HELLO.

Yu: Do you know how to do this?

Guo: The old man turned around and asked: What are you doing?

Yu: Well, I just arrived in Northeast China

Guo: Where is this? Tieling!

Yu: OK, Tieling

Guo: We are still several stops away from the United States.

Yu: Is there still a station?

Guo: Excuse me, sir, how do I get to the United States? --Ask the village chief!

Yu: The village chief knows

Guo: I don’t think he knows the way either

Yu: Why do you think so? He just doesn’t know the way

Guo: Analyzing from a botanical perspective, he doesn’t recognize it

Yu: Hi, what’s wrong with botany?

Guo: Let’s discuss what to do when we get back on the plane. ? He found many instruments, including a compass, a north-pointing array, and an east-pointing needle -

Yu: Where can I find such an instrument?

Guo: Positioning equipment, radar, lie detector . . . They were all taken out

Yu: What do you want that thing for?

Guo: I said you are lagging behind. We have to use advanced methods to get there.

Yu: What is advanced?

Guo: Throw away your shoes.

Search---drive that way

Yu: Well, you are even further behind than that

Guo: (Pilot said) I listen to you, Su--- ---

Yu: Got up again

Guo: Headed straight to the United States

Yu: Shopping for a lot of money

Guo: Opened It took more than half a year, and I added more than 70,000 yuan of oil.

To: small fuel tank

Guo: I finally arrived in the United States. Looking down from the plane, yes -

Yu: What?

Guo: The banner below says: Warmly welcome Master Guo Degang

Yu: Master Guo Degang?

Guo: How can Americans understand this? The plane descended slowly, running around the runway, buzzing -

Yu: Why not land?

Guo: The brake is broken

Yu: Okay. Let’s run.

Guo: This won’t work. It won’t work if we can’t stop. Open the door, let’s put our legs outside and grunt.

Yu: Is this the brake?

Guo: He was so obedient. He opened the door and put his legs outside. I plotted against him, but I didn't put my legs out. Finally stopped, he was grinding to the top of his thigh

Yu: This one is really sincere.

Guo: Thank you, this is considered a work-related injury. I'm leaving, just jump slowly.

Yu: Isn’t it necessary to jump?

Guo: When we got off the plane, White House staff came. Wearing a uniform, a cap, and a leather bag

Yu: This is from the White House

Guo: Are you Mr. Guo? I said: It's me. I can't embarrass the Chinese people. Ah, I'm here to pick you up

Yu: I'm here to pick you up

Guo: I've been waiting for you for a long time, let's go. The president is very anxious. I said: OK, where is the car that will pick me up? ——Let’s take a taxi.

Yu: Take a taxi in the United States

Guo: That's right, isn't there a car here - no, this one that costs 1.6 yuan cannot be seated

Yu: Renting in the United States is only 16 yuan

Guo: The president is very calculating, so we won’t be reimbursed. Hey---1 is almost here. When the car door opens, I don't want to sit in my head.

Yu: How?

Guo: I have to pay the bill while I sit in the back

Yu: This is the plan

Guo: Go directly to the White House, and the time will arrive in a moment. Oh, it’s white, it’s freshly painted with starch.

Yu: You can’t control other people’s homes.

Guo: There were about 20 people standing at the door of the White House, both men and women. , get a pocket, everything is ready.

Yu: This is?

Guo: Reporter

Yu: Oh, the media

Guo: I have to be careful when speaking, so as not to let them use any excuses to embarrass the Chinese people.

Yu: Thoughtful

Guo: Go down, all these people are coming

Yu: What are you talking about

Guo: Master, do you want to trade?

Yu: Are you a seller?

Guo: What are the people in the White House Cultural Affairs Bureau doing to eat? I don’t care

Yu: Where can I find it?

Guo: Step inside, right in the middle Big pool. There is a rockery in the cement pond, and the water flows out. Hanging a banner: Family planning, everyone has a plan

Yu: This thing is also written in the White House

Guo: The parking lot here is full of bicycles, and an old man wears a red one The hoop is strolling around

Yu: Why does this place feel familiar to me?

Guo: Going up the steps, all the members of Congress are waiting for me in suits. He was very happy when he saw me: Here you are, please come inside.

Yu: Bathhouse?

Guo: How do you understand this? This is politeness. When I came inside, I said: Where is the president? --Where is the president and that room?

Pushing open the door and looking into each other's eyes, Bush was very excited: (Henan accent) Why did you come to Nigeria?

Yu: Why does Bush smell like this?

Guo: Bush hired a tutor who was from Henan.

Yu: Hi, not very good.

Guo: I thought this was Mandarin. I said: What's going on? That's good. I haven't seen you in a while. --(Henan accent) What else are you talking about? I'm just waiting for you to come, about the war--

Yu: Okay, okay, can you speak Mandarin?

Guo: He can’t learn.

Yu: It sounds uncomfortable for us.

Guo: I said: OK, it can be done. It’s a good job, so I will accept it. Just as he was talking, Bush's BP machine beeped.

Yu: Bush's station is not stopping

Guo: Oh, Yingxian's

Yu: : Yingxian’s?

Guo: Hanging on the chain, one look: the meal is ready, please come to the canteen to eat quickly.

Yu: What? Guo: (Henan accent) Mr. Guo, let’s go have a meal. - What are you eating? I'm not hungry at all - (Henan accent) You're here. Let's eat seafood. I ordered lobster. Do you like lobster? --Okay, lobster is okay, I'll give you a meal.

Yu: Good stuff

Guo: The basement is a canteen, with a big glass cabinet and a big lobster (gesture)

Yu: Drink

Guo: I'm here today, I'm going to risk my life to eat, that's all I'll do, just eat lobster.

Yu: Eat until you are full

Guo: I am sitting here with four waiters holding plates. This lobster dish is 1.4 meters tall. I’d count the lobsters alone to be a thousand, so let’s wrap it up, heh---

Yu: Spicy crayfish?

Guo: It’s spicy, hehe, it’s too spicy

Yu: It’s a little bit promising

Guo: Eat, I’m happy - (Henan accent) Guo Sir, don't be too busy eating. Have you agreed to the war? I said: I agreed. (Henan accent) The appointment order has been prepared for you. I looked at it, oh, the appointment order, number 39 and a half, no, this won't work, I wear 41.

Yu: Are you buying shoes?

Guo: Just as I was talking, I heard a thud on the ground - a sudden thud - the enemy was attacking

Yu: Here they come

Guo: The terrorists are here. They are really bullying people. They dare to come even when I am here. It’s so blatant. Don’t you mean that the military strategist-cough--- Cough————

Yu: What kind of physique does this military strategist have?

Guo: Don’t you take military strategists seriously? Let me go, push away my lobster plate, and walk upstairs. There is smoke in the distance. This is not good. I didn't bring anything with me. What if I get hurt? When I turned around, I saw a helmet on the ground. A German steel helmet with a large brim and small white flowers on the ground. Pick it up and put it on your head. Oh, when the bullet hits you, it’s like a dang. (Shandong Kuaishu). I’m so happy. I’m killing. I’m charging. --- Gary Dede (Japanese)

Yu: What article is it?

Guo: I was just happy. My wife got up and gave me a mouthful. She was so full that she couldn't sleep. , What’s the point of being a spit bucket?

Yu: Dreaming

≈ Guo Degang’s cross talk jokes about Little Japan≈

During his difficult period in the past, Guo Degang had many extremely wealthy people. Creative cross talk.

There was once a joke written because of disgust with the Japanese (it was all passed down orally, so I don’t remember clearly, please forgive me, I will paraphrase it as follows):

Guo: “Say it. There are two Japanese people living in our community. They are both quite tall."

Yu: "How tall are they?"

Guo: "The man is 1.4 meters tall and the woman is 1.4 meters tall. One meter two.

”

Yu: “This is still considered high”

Guo: “Hey, there’s something wrong with you, this is considered high in Japan”

Yu: "That's right, that's right"

Guo: "The couple are very rich. If they are rich, they have nothing to do every day. They play golf. They get up early every day and carry a bunch of money on their backs. I went there as soon as possible,

I went in the morning and usually didn’t come back until night. "

Yu: "Playing golf all day, it's quite addicting"

Guo: "Oh, this couple only does two things a day, playing golf and going home to sleep. .

Yu: "Then why"

Guo: "Because they had to go all over the world to pick up balls as soon as they finished driving. After checking the balls, it was already dark, so one day You can only do these two things.

Yu: "I'm tired enough."

Guo: "Then one day, the two of them went to play golf again. They carried clubs on their backs and drove a car. When they got to the place, the man put the ball in place. Bang." . . It was just such a shot. This shot was so powerful, so high and flying, that it hit the glass of the building opposite. In fact, you just said it would, right?

Yu: "It's better to smash it than smash it."

Guo: "If these two things don't work, I have to go to someone else's house."

Yu: "I'm going to apologize."

Guo: "Hey, think about the Japanese. They are stingy. They are thinking about getting this ball back. Well, when it comes to someone else's house, there will be a dozen doors and it will come out from here." A man, this Japanese man said, I'm really sorry for breaking the glass in your house. I'm sorry. He bowed. This Japanese man was quite polite. Later, the man in the room took the initiative to throw the golf ball away. The ball has been given to the Japanese. Let these two Japanese go away. The ball is about to come back. Let’s go quickly to avoid having to give up the glass.

Guo: "Suddenly the male owner of the room said, don't leave. The two Japanese thought, if this is broken, they have to pay for the glass. When they thought, they knelt down. When the male owner saw it, he quickly helped them up. Don't be like this. Let me tell you, I want to thank you. I am not the male owner of this family. I am a little god sealed in this glass. Today You rescued me, of course I have to thank you. Hey, what year is it now? Now in 2001, this Japanese man replied, it has been 3,000 years, and I have been banned for 3,000 years. In return, I will grant you one wish.

Guo: "Okay, this Japanese man will be happy when he hears it. Okay, then I'm not welcome. I want to be the world overlord, and the whole world belongs to me."

Guo: "This little god just said, you see my limited power, I really can't fulfill this wish. You can talk about something else. This Japanese man thinks about it, then I I want money, a lot of money, all the money in the world belongs to me. The little god said, I told you that my power is limited and I can’t achieve this. Let’s do this, I will give you 100 million US dollars. How about it? This Japanese It's all in vain anyway. One hundred million is one hundred million, so change it.

Guo: "Okay, this little god said that the transformation is over. They are all across the street from your house. A house full of money, 100 million U.S. dollars. When these two Japanese heard this, they left immediately. Okay. I was going home to count my money. Suddenly this little god said, don't leave yet. Look, I've fulfilled your wish. Look, I've been here for thousands of years. It's quite boring to stay here. You don't want to leave either. Please grant me a wish. What kind of wish can this Japanese think I can fulfill for him?

Yu: "Yes, what kind of wish can he fulfill for this little god?"

Guo: "Listen, this Japanese man asked this little god, how can I fulfill your wishes as a mortal and you as a god? You can, this The little god pulled the Japanese man aside and then pointed at the Japanese woman and pointed to a bedroom inside. The Japanese man understood. He was clearly trying to take advantage of my wife, right? I was angry and just about to curse, this little god said, if you don't fulfill my wish, the wish you just made will be invalid, and I will change it now and give it all. The Japanese man was at his wits end. He went back and told his wife about it, and she agreed.

Just like that, this little god went into the back room with his wife, and they came out after more than 40 minutes. This little god lit a cigarette and was smoking it (Guo Degang was doing the motion of smoking at that time, winking evilly and making a cigarette sound) and asked: How old are you two? How old. "27" the Japanese man answered, Xiao Shen: "I'm 27, oh, I thought for a while. "What's wrong, the Japanese asked" Xiao Shen: "You're already 27 and you're so careless, how can you be so careless in this world? There is a God! ”