Jokes about sushi

When I got up in the morning, my husband turned over and was wrapped in a quilt for several layers.

I looked at him who continued to sleep and felt very cute, like a sushi to be cut.

Then he wrapped this big one in the middle with a belt and went to work.

When I came back at four o'clock in the afternoon, I saw my husband still lying in bed. It was the shape of sushi to be cut in the morning, but he looked at me from a different angle.

He said: Being hungry for a day is not the key. Turning off the air conditioner when you leave is not the key. Not going to work the next day and not answering the phone is not the key. The key is that the mirror is facing the bed. He felt funny when he looked at himself in the mirror, and he didn't hold his urine when he smiled. ......