The story of giving the teacher an injection

A story about taking off pants and getting an injection.

My sister is an intern nurse, and she works very hard. She just wears nurse's clothes at home.

Every time my sister comes back, I feel miserable, but I can get paid.

Once, my sister came back early to open the door, Nana.

Yes, I did. My sister took out all the needles in her bag as soon as she entered the room.

My good grandma, would you like to be my experiment?

I have conditions. Oh, you know, I'm a money addict.

Sister reached into her bag and took out 50 yuan's money.

Is this enough?

I'm a little tempted, but it's still too little

scanty

Sister took out 100 yuan.

My good sister, is this enough?

Enough, enough, enough. ! Do you want a pillow or lie on your lap?

Climb up my leg.

A few stitches

20

How about five dollars for a needle? Not bad.

I took off my pants and lay on my sister's lap.

My sister has a book in one hand and a needle in the other.

The cold is here.

Say that finish refers to my * * * and then put the needle in.

I read silently.

The fever is here.

Sister stuck the needle in my * * *

10￥

And this.

15￥

It hurts more and more.

I must keep moving so that my sister's needle won't get stuck.

Sister Pa gave me a hard hit. Why don't you help me manage my money?

No ..... No ..... What hurts is my sister's slap. I don't feel bad at all. Hum, I cry because it hurts too much.

I call you truth, the truth of being a man.

Well, I'm a person. You don't need to teach me to fight fast, so I can play.

Take good care of you.

At first, my sister hit me lightly. Later, she stabbed me directly.

Sister, I was wrong. Don't be so bad.

It's good to know your mistakes.

Mm-hmm. Then don't be so bad.

hum

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And here.

100￥

Ok, sister, I cried after 20 stitches.

Is it?

hum

Do you still want to come?

Uh ~ ~ If it's still 100, then go.

Forget it. Tomorrow.

Call me tomorrow. Oh, I won't cry.

Ok, 30 injections of RMB tomorrow 150.

anthracene

I went to play.

Then I'll take a shower.

Make up a story about an injection.

Won't you try it yourself?

Three needles original story

How time flies! In a blink of an eye, the Spring Festival holiday passed and the three of them returned to Shanghai.

Familiar train, familiar home, familiar residential environment, but a lot less people! A few days ago, there were grandparents, uncles, aunts, sisters, little brothers, big sisters, uncles and aunts. During menstruation. Now there are only three people at the same time. No wonder the baby has been singing how many mouths there are in my family, my parents and me, plus a doll. There are four mouths in my family. Ha ha!

Tell me the story of injection in Kaifeng. Xinheng was not acclimatized. After waiting for the bus for more than three hours, it was sultry. When he arrived in Zhengzhou, Bao Xiao lost his voice. At that time, his parents didn't care too much! As a result, the bus from Kaifeng to Zhengzhou was unbearable hot. Bao Xiao had a fever the day after he arrived in Kaifeng, with a temperature of 39 degrees. Get an intravenous drip quickly. This time, Xinheng is going for the first time. It used to be a kick in Shanghai! Dad holds his head, menstrual mother holds his body, and dad says Xinheng, come on, just finish the injection! Brave Xin Heng fully understood. When the nurse put the needle in, dad said thank you, and Xinheng cried and said thank you! Make a circle of people laugh! What an interesting child!

The reason why I thought of the story of injection is because when Bao Xiao didn't want to eat today, his mother said that she would have an injection if she didn't eat! Baby, start eating quickly! Ha ha! There are also cephalosporins and Pseudostellaria heterophylla (the doctor in Kaifeng said that it can improve the diet, and I went to the drugstore to buy it during menstruation. Menstruation is really good! Sometimes, the baby says he won't take medicine (he already knows the meaning of the words "take medicine, hospital"), and the mother says that if he doesn't take medicine, he will take an injection and drink it in spoonfuls. Thank god! Everything has the good pleasure of the Lord!

May the faithful Lord bless you, dear baby! In my mother's words, it means blessing you, little fresh meat!

Four injection stories

The girl slowly took off her pants. She's a little nervous. After all, this is the first time-she slowly took off her pants in front of the doctor, and then

The doctor took out a "sharp weapon"

Inserted in, the girl couldn't help but let out a cry and shed deep red blood-and then said; Sure enough, it hurts for the first time The doctor said, coming.

I want to film it. Get ready. It will be very cold. - .

Ah! ! ! ! The girl screamed; When the doctor pulled this thing out, the bleeding had not stopped. The doctor picked it up and wiped it gently with a cotton swab.

Don't cry, the doctor said softly: The girl said: Will there be a next time? It hurts. The doctor replied, nothing. This is the first time. It will be much better with experience. Then he helped the girl out of the hospital. ...........

Actually-just injected with .........................'s sharp weapon = injected with syringe = injected with medicine. ......

All this is a well-meaning story. ...............

Write a story with absurd love injection

I know I'm going to have two stitches, so I'll take off a little more pants and show some * * * on both sides. I feel that the nurse came up to her and said, "Take one on each side." The nurse asked, "Call over there first." I said, "Whatever. It's all the same. The choice is yours." While speaking, I felt a chill coming from the right. I know it was disinfection, and then I pricked PP with a needle, but I still like the feeling of disinfection, which is very cool and comfortable. A quiver, * * * got a needle on the right side. "I've been tampered with, and the potion will slow you down." The nurse said, while making PP with cotton swabs, she began to push the medicine. It didn't hurt too much at first, and it felt good with * * *. But as the medicine in the syringe enters my body bit by bit, the swelling pain on the right side is getting bigger and bigger. Why is it getting more and more painful? How much is left? I thought to myself. "Does it hurt? Hang in there, it's almost ready. " It is sweet to hear comfort, but the pain on * * * has not been alleviated at all, and I am reluctant to part with it. * * * When you no longer feel pain, but only pain, it's time to pull out the needle. I took a long breath and it was all over. Nurse: "press it, and I'm ready for the next injection." After pressing the cotton swab, I looked back. The nurse threw the cotton swab and syringe in her hand into a small bucket and went to the previous place to take the cotton swab and syringe with cephalosporin out of the porcelain plate. Pull out the needle cover and let out the air. Come to me. I know the needle is ceftriaxone sodium, which hurts more than the needle just now. Me: "Wait a minute, press it for a while. By the way, when shall I come tomorrow?" I'm afraid the nurse will take the second injection immediately and want to talk to her for a while until * * * doesn't hurt too much. ) Nurse: "These drugs are intramuscular injections, twice a day, and you can come tomorrow morning. We are now in the clinic from 7 am to 7 pm. You will be given a new prescription according to your condition tomorrow night, so you have to come twice tomorrow. Me: "You have to write a new prescription. Nurse: "You are very ill. You should have an injection for at least three days. The medicine you took is very painful and the dose is large. Tell the doctor about changing the infusion. "Me:" Let's talk about it tomorrow night "Nurse:" All right, put the cotton swab away, that's it. It's time to hit the left. "I was ordered to prepare, take the cotton swab away and show the * * * on the left. There is a sharp pain in the left PP * * *, and it is still a sharp pain. The pain is not aggravated, but it is persistent. Me: "Why isn't it disinfected? Nurse: Cephalosporin reacts with alcohol and is anti-inflammatory, so it won't be disinfected. "I'm still a little uncomfortable without disinfection. The pain of cephalosporin makes me uncomfortable. The needle was very painful just now, and now it is radial. The pain spreading from the eye of the needle to the periphery is constantly balanced. When pulling out the needle, the left * * * dare not move. This time, the nurse helped me press the cotton swab. Maybe she knew I was in pain and was afraid I wouldn't press it. After pressing it for a while, the nurse stopped bleeding and packed up the things in the infusion room. When I was leaving, the nurse reminded me: "You must come for the injection on time tomorrow. There is no injection room in our clinic. You'd better come early tomorrow, there are few patients before 8 o'clock. " I replied, "Yes, please." And left the clinic.

The next morning, I asked the company for a good holiday, thinking that I didn't have to go to work and sleep anyway. It was already 9 o'clock when I got up again, and I felt a little uncomfortable. I took the temperature of 38 * *. 2。 I have to go to the clinic. Wash your face, get dressed and go straight to the small clinic. The clinic is not far from my home. Arrived after 9: 30. There are many patients in the outpatient clinic these days, and several people hang infusion bottles in the infusion room. Five more patients came to see the doctor in the clinic. Seeing that the nurse and the doctor are very busy, and neither of them was yesterday, we have to wait a little longer. 10 The doctors and nurses were free before they noticed me. Doctor: "What can I do for you?" Me: "I'm here for an injection. I saw a doctor last night. " After asking my name, the nurse found my medical record and diagnosis record and asked me about my basic situation (yesterday's symptoms, etc.). After checking, she said, "I told you to come early, so please come with me." Once again, I came to the dispensing room, and the same scene was staged again. Two 10 ml syringes were ready. Me: "Do you want an injection in the infusion room?" Nurse: Yes, when there are few patients, but now all the beds in the infusion room are occupied, so we can only give injections here. Me: Here, how can I play? Nurse: You can hold the dispensing console or stick it on the wall. I took off my left pants and held the console with both hands, ready for injection. Me: "Why don't you get an antipyretic injection first? I got the cephalosporin on the left yesterday and changed it today. " Nurse: "OK, give Bupleurum injection first". The nurse held a syringe in her right hand, took out a sterile cotton swab in her left hand, dipped it in iodine, and pressed her pants with her little finger before disinfection. She turned to look, wow! This is a big problem. An injection is just one eye. Before I could adjust, a pain that pierced my skin brought me back to reality, and my hips stretched reflexively and "relaxed". Fortunately, it's not very painful, but I feel a little swollen. Suddenly, the pain intensified and I was about to shout. The nurse has pulled out the needle and pressed the cotton swab on the eye of the needle. After lifting the trousers on the left, I changed the trousers on the right. The first time I stood and played cephalosporin, my heart began to play drums. Before I had a rest, the nurse came again with a syringe. I put down my pants on the right. The nurse disinfected the needle eye yesterday. * * * trembled into the needle, which hurt much more. Probably because I felt muscle tension, the nurse increased the strength of her hand and repeatedly warned me to relax, otherwise the liquid medicine would not spread and would aggravate the pain. I know how to relax, but it really hurts. How to relax? After a long time, the injection site is sour, swollen and painful. Looking back, how can there be so many? It seems that after a century, I suddenly feel that the strength on PP has increased and it hurts faintly. Then the nurse quickly pulled out the needle and the cotton swab pressed on the eye of the needle. I breathed a heavy sigh of relief and finally finished playing. The center of gravity slowly moved to the right leg, but did not dare to use force. Now the whole right PP is in a state of numbness. Avoid needle holes and lift your pants carefully. After the nurse packed the injection equipment, she turned to me and said, "This needle hurts. Please stay for a while, and then go. Don't forget to see a doctor at night. " After a while, I grabbed * * * and limped away. I really don't know if I have the courage to come to this clinic again.

The story of six girlfriends with fever and injections

After graduation that year, I was assigned to No.1 Middle School in my hometown, probably because I was new here. Feeling a little uncomfortable, I vomited and diarrhea, and it was almost inhuman for a few days. I have no choice but to go to the town hospital not far from the school. Waiting in line, registering, seeing a doctor and consulting are all good old ladies.

The tone is very kind: "Young man, enteritis, give an injection!" " "

"Hit, injection, can I take medicine?" I asked carefully. Oh, my God! Growing up, I was most afraid of injections, which were not fatal.

"Ha ha, the young man is so old still afraid of an injection! Let's go for an injection. The injection is quick. The children next to him are not afraid. What are you afraid of? "

"I, oh" I am speechless. I just fought, little ye, throwing caution to the wind.

Crustily skin of head, walked to the injection room, just arrived at the door, I heard a whisper from inside ... It's not that the director didn't give you a chance. You have been practicing for so long that you haven't fully mastered the essentials of this injection. Today, another patient complained to you what do you think? Alas! So, last chance, if someone complains again, I will turn you away ... "

Oh, my God! Thirty-six plans, walking is the best policy. Just turned around, "young man, why don't you go in and tell you? An injection doesn't hurt. "

"Oh, I'm going in." No pain. No pain. You try. This time is really desperate.

Stepping into the injection room, my heart beat faster because of fear, and I jumped more happily. "Wow, how beautiful!" At this moment, I really understand what an angel is. Angels in white resisted the urge to drool and walked gracefully with a smile: "Doctor, I had an injection." Hey hey, if you are stabbed by such an angel, this childe can still hold on. "ah!" "Oh, I'm sorry." "Ah, Atchoo, oh, nothing, I sneezed." He replied with a smile and was very gentlemanly. But in fact, shit, it really hurts! As a result, I fell down before the needle was finished. The reason is simple: I feel dizzy. However, after waking up, I asked my director gracefully: "Hehe, nothing, it doesn't hurt at all, it's none of her business, I'm dizzy." But it really hurts, so I wonder if the needle has * * *? Of course, I didn't forget to say goodbye to the beautiful angel when I left, and then limped out of the hospital.

Since the injection that day, I have always had a beautiful shadow in my mind. So, on purpose, I finally caught a cold. I walked into the hospital happily, lined up, registered and saw a doctor. Coincidentally, it was the kind doctor. "Well, it's a little cold. Just take some medicine. " "No, I think it's still an injection! Quick injection! " I quickly said, just kidding, if I take medicine, won't my efforts for a few days be in vain? At my insistence, I finally walked into the injection department and met her.

In the days to come, almost every once in a while, I looked for various reasons to have an injection until she became my girlfriend. That's a very lucky number. She became my girlfriend after I had the 18 injection. Since then, I have never had an injection, because I really feel dizzy!

Hehe, what's wrong? Isn't the story good? My head teacher told me himself. I always wanted to write it down, but I never got a chance. Now I finally want to taste what I want. I wish the teacher always happy, grow old together, and get along well for a hundred years!

Excerpt from Editor Leping

Seven stories about injecting with a glass syringe

This afternoon, the old teacher informed Yuan that everyone should be vaccinated. Some students tremble with fear at the mention of injections. The bell rang and everyone returned to their places. Several aunts came into the classroom, carrying medicine boxes and wearing white coats, full of energy. The classroom was quiet. Students take the initiative to queue up for injections. Xiaowen, who usually loves to cry, stepped forward, stretched out his arms and turned his head. No pain. Looking at her, I was relieved. It's my turn I walked up in three steps, rolled up my sleeves and stretched out my right arm. I'm very scared. When I saw the doctor wiping my arm with a cotton ball, it was cold and cold. My heart is pounding like a rabbit. I turned away, afraid to look at the shiny eye of a needle. I almost held my breath and only felt the needle prick. However, the pain soon passed. After the cordial greetings, a smile broke out on my face. Ah, the injection is so simple, what a false alarm!

The story of eight fears of injections

Hello, I'm glad to answer your question.

A flirtatious woman

It seems that your girlfriend has seen this movie.

You go with her best friend.

She'll be normal soon.

If you are satisfied, please adopt it, thank you!

The fairy tale of nine princes' injections.

Fairy tale "Hit the Bear Needle"

Bear toot toot a cold, runny nose, fever and sneezing.

Mother took him to the clinic. On the way, Dudu was so scared that he muttered, "Don't give me an injection!" " What if you give me an injection? "

Doctor Kangaroo carefully took DuDu's temperature, listened to his heartbeat, looked at his swollen throat, and then said to Mother Bear, "Well, DuDu has a bad cold. It seems that he needs an injection immediately! "

When Dudu heard this, his eyes widened with fear and he kept beating drums in his heart: "What should I do? What should I do? " He is most afraid of injections!

Mother bear picked up DuDu and said, "Come on, dear baby, let Dr. Kangaroo give you an injection, and you will get well soon."

"No, I don't give an injection! I don't give injections! "

Dudu cried and screamed, broke away from her mother's arms and ran to a long way.

"Bang, bang", a dark cloud came and it rained. Dudu walked alone in the rain, cold and hungry. Alas, he wants to find his mother and is afraid of injections. What a dilemma!

Mimi rabbit saw Dudu and poked his head out of the grass and said, "Dudu is afraid of injections. What a shame! "

Dudu was busy covering his blushing face with chubby little hands. What a pity!

Dudu walked and came to Gigi's house. Mother Fox is educating Kiki: "If you are sick, you need an injection, so that you can beat the germs." . A good boy must be brave and strong, but not as timid and shy as a bear! "

"Shame on the bear! The bear is ashamed! " Gigi clapped her hands and shouted in the room.

Dudu was sad and sad after hearing Kiki's words, thinking: Now everyone knows that I am a timid child and will look down on me! what can I do?

"Whoops-"Dudu became more and more sad, and stood at the window of Jijijia and burst into tears.

Mother fox heard the cry and hurried out to pull Doodle into the house. When Kiki saw DuDu, she clapped her hands and cried, "Little Bear is ashamed! The bear is ashamed! "

Mother fox said, "Dudu, how anxious your mother is to run out like this!" " Go back and be a brave and sensible boy! "Doodle nodded hard.

Then, Dudu obediently returned to the Kangaroo Clinic and bravely asked Dr. Kangaroo to give him an injection. Although it hurt, he didn't cry. Everyone is happy for him.

From then on, Dudu became more and more brave, and no one called him "Little Bear Shame" anymore.

The story of ten 15-year-old girls taking injections.

Dandan is 0/5 years old this year/kloc. She is a shy and timid girl. One day, when Dandan was in class, there were dark clouds outside. It began to rain heavily soon. After class, the rain didn't stop. Dandan had to go home in the rain. The next day, Dandan's mother took her to see a doctor. The doctor asked her to have an injection. Danny was afraid and hid. Her mother laughed at Danny for growing so big. Mom had no choice but to buy antipyretic and go back. On the third day, Dandan's condition got worse. Just as she was in a daze, she got two injections. The doctor said that she would continue to play for three days. In this way, Danny, who was afraid of injections, had to accept three days of treatment.