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Top Ten Fool Masters in Ancient China

The word "fool" has become popular since Zhao Benshan's sketch "The Big Fool Series" was put on the silver screen. However, the top ten scams in China's ancient history do have their own tricks. Now there is a popular saying in the north, especially in the northeast, that is, use language to trap people and make them fall for it, so as to achieve their own goals. "Fudge" is nonsense, rumors, traps and deception; It also means bragging, inciting and encouraging; There is also the meaning of persuasion, inducement and encouragement, which has a wide meaning. The word "fudge" has many derogatory elements. Zhao Benshan injected humor into the word in his sketches, and the derogatory degree was weakened. At least for now, this is mostly a joke. However, the top ten ancient fools in history are all wise men and strange people in politics, military affairs and diplomacy. 1. The most dazzling trick is to light a candle: hit it straight and backwards. Avoid key points, downplay topics, deliberately bypass sensitive points, talk about other interests and give you some hard information to think about. Process replay: Candle Wu was a Zheng man in the Spring and Autumn Period. Once the State of Jin and the State of Qin jointly attacked the State of Zheng, Candlewood was entrusted to the State of Qin and began to fool Qin Mugong. He said that the two countries besieged our state of Zheng. We know that we will die soon, but what good will it do if you destroy Zheng? If there are many benefits, please help yourself. And Zheng is far from Qin and near Jin. What you have done will only benefit Kim, which will expand his territory. With the strength of gold, your national strength will be relatively weakened. If we give up the plan to destroy Zheng and make friends with Qin, then the envoys of Qin will pass by Zheng and will supplement their shortcomings. It won't hurt you, Qin. Besides, you once had a crush on Kim, and he promised to cede Jiao and Fu to you, but he broke his word. He has neither fame nor ambition. If Zheng Guo is an obstacle, it is not far from occupying your state of Qin. In a word, it won't do you any good, but it will help A Jin a lot. Here, you should weigh it. Hearing this, Qin Mugong was right. This is indeed a question that needs careful consideration. Thank you for reminding me. It will be cheaper for Kim. When Qin Mugong was happy, he signed a covenant with Zheng, and sent troops to guard Zheng instead of playing with the State of Jin. As soon as the state of Jin saw the withdrawal of Qin, it gave up the idea of attacking Zheng and moved troops back to the DPRK. This is recorded in Zuo Zhuan. Comments: Candle fire deceived the king of Qin in a few words and saved Zheng's life and death. The ability to fool is really dazzling, and the ability to fool is super strong. 2. Yan Ying, the fool who is best at strong drugs, reveals the secret: sow discord and kill two birds with one stone. Quietly, he is good at creating scenes and atmosphere, attracting attention with the help of foreign objects, invisibly giving you strong drugs, sowing discord and creating contradictions, that is, achieving the goal without showing traces. Process replay: He has three warriors: Tian Kaijiang, Gong and Gu Yezi. These three men are brave and can fight tigers, and they are deeply loved by Qi Jinggong. However, they are arrogant, do whatever they want, run amok in villages and kill people without blinking an eye, which is called "three evils". Ying decided to get rid of them, but he couldn't offend them. Finally, the opportunity came. Once, four people, including Qi Jinggong and Yan Ying, were drinking in the garden. Yan Ying said, "The golden peaches in the garden are ripe. Why don't you pick some and have a taste? " So Yan Ying picked six peaches in the garden, one for each person, and there were two left. Yan Ying said, "Please tell the ministers that whoever makes great contributions will eat these two golden peaches." Gong Sunjie came up first, patting her chest and saying, Once I was hunting with the king, suddenly a tiger jumped out of the forest. I rushed up and killed the tiger with all my strength and saved the monarch. So great, shouldn't you eat a golden peach? Yan Ying said, "You are better than Mount Tai for risking your life as a savior. You can give me a glass of wine and a peach. " GongSunJie drinking and eating peaches, standing by, very proud.

Tanoko looked at it and snapped, "What's so strange about killing a tiger? When the monarch was sent across the Yellow River, a giant salamander made waves, bit the monarch's leg and dragged him into the rapids. I jumped into the raging river and killed the giant salamander with my life, thus saving the king's life. " Should we eat a golden peach for such merits? Yan Ying gave the rest of the peaches to Otoko. When Tian Kaijiang saw that the peaches had been carved up, he quickly said, "I was ordered to crusade against Guo Xu, risk my life to behead his famous soldier and capture more than 5,000 people in Xu Bing alive. I was so scared that I bowed down and even neighboring countries Tan Guo and Ju Guo followed suit. " Great, can't we have a golden peach? Yan Ying quickly said: General Tian's contribution is definitely higher than that of Gu Yezi. However, the golden peach is gone, so I have to wait until the tree is ripe to buy you a cup. Tian Kaijiang said angrily, what's the big deal about killing tigers and bitches? I fought in the north, but I lived and died. On the contrary, I can't eat the golden peach. How can I stand on the court after being humiliated like this? Said he killed himself with a sword. Gong was surprised, drew his sword and said, I eat peaches because I have little credit, but General Tian can't eat them because he has great credit. How dare I live in this world? He also committed suicide. Tanoko was even more impatient and shouted, "The three of us have become brothers, vowing to live and die together, as close relatives of the same flesh and blood. Since they are all dead, why should I live? " Say that finish, also drew his sword and committed suicide. The three of us are angry enough. Seeing that the three evils have been eliminated, Yan Ying said unhurriedly that they are all heroes. There are many people with wisdom and courage in our country. It's no big deal to have a few such people. If you don't mind, please continue to drink. Look, there are only three evils between laughing and joking, just like the situation. Comments: Yan Ying committed suicide by "fooling" three evils with two peaches. As easy as blowing off dust, he didn't show any emotion. He kills people without offending Duke Jing of Jin. His ability to fool people is not to be boasted of. However, Yan Ying's reputation has always been very good, and this kind of "fudge" is also for killing people. This is the best big scam in history. 3, the most basic big fool Feng Xuan fool secret: out of thin air. Create the illusion of believing in things that don't exist. Grass-roots units are often ignored by others, but they are in a position of looking on coldly. Therefore, it is often easier to gain insight into the weaknesses of the upper level, and those in power are more likely to be confused by illusions. Replay: It's a diner under the door of Qichang County. He is a grassroots, but his ability to fool is extraordinary. On one occasion, the King of Qi listened to the slanderers, but Meng Changjun ignored them. Feng Xuan told Meng Changjun that I can restore your phase, which is more important than before. As soon as Meng Changjun heard this, let's have a try. So Feng Xuan came to the state of Qin and said to the king of Qin, "Today only Qi can compete with Qin. Do you want the king of Qin to surpass Qi? Of course, the king of Qin is willing to hear this. When he asked what to do, he continued, "Do you know that Qi is just an existing official? Qi is respected by the whole world because he has just been dismissed, so he is disgusted. He must stay away from Qi and take refuge in Qin, who is familiar with Qi's national conditions. It's good for you if you get him. You should send an emissary to prepare the gift quickly and meet Meng Changjun secretly. Don't miss this opportunity. If the King of Qi understood, it would be too late to use Meng Changjun again. Hearing this, Qin sent for it. Feng Xuan got ahead of the emissary and began to fool the King of Qi, saying that only the State of Qin could compete with us. I heard that you removed the messenger and sent someone to take pictures. If Qin gets this man, Qi can no longer compete with Qin. The king should quickly restore Meng Changjun's appearance before the arrival of the emissary of Qin, thwart the plot of Qin, and cut off his plan to dominate the whole country. Hearing this, the King of Qi understood and quickly restored Meng Changjun's appearance. Comments: Feng Xuan easily fooled the two monarchs.