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Shh, I have my period.
"It seems that this is a particularly shameful thing."
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I don't understand. Isn't it a period? There is nothing to hide. Why? I, uh, have my period.
Rio Olympic Games, fire too many people, especially Fu, several expression packs, "Ceng Ceng" became a first-line network celebrity. This Fu is a real mudslide, and the whole world knows that Fu has its period.
Talking about legal holidays in public places has also received extensive attention from the international media. It seems that women all over the world have always regarded "menstruation" as a shameful thing.
I don't understand. What happened? My period has come, and I can't say yet.
As I said just now, almost all women in the world regard menstruation as a shameful thing.
"Shh, I'm coming", that, that, that's true. Now that you mention it, everyone knows what's wrong with you. When buying sanitary napkins, you can't say sanitary napkins, you have to say bread. "Well, I have to buy bread. Do you have any bread? " Once, my classmates asked me. I really don't know what it is, so I asked wait for a while straight and waited for a while: "Why are you buying bread?"
Then, I was despised. I am very angry. Can you talk normally? There is no benefit in buying sanitary napkins. What bread are you pulling for me?
Is menstruating really shameful?
It has always been quite obscure in film and television dramas. In "Golden Powder Family", Eight Sisters have their period. It's such a scene: Eight elder sisters, Merry, shut herself in her room and couldn't come out, which made her second aunt very anxious. Seven lords and eight sisters became friends and went to ask, but eight sisters opened the door. How did the first sentence say "Brother Qi, I'm dying"? Then I showed it to Seventh Master, who smiled instantly. "Silly girl, you have grown up and become an adult".
When I was young, I didn't understand what this paragraph was about. Looking back some time ago, we can see that this woman has menarche 14 years old. Meryl is so young that she becomes an adult when she menstruates. It's really precocious.
Of course, there is also a potential explanation: menstruation is shameful, and it cannot be said that the old family's menstrual education for women is also quite lacking.
2
Speaking of my menstrual period, I'm really never familiar with it, from complaining to becoming a part of my body. How many lush years have accompanied my monthly period.
When I was very young, I never knew girls would have menstruation. I only remember that when I was in primary school, my sister in junior high school would ask me to buy her sanitary napkins, but she had to put them in a black bag.
I went to junior high school, grade two, and one day in summer, I wore white pants. Menstruation for the first time in my life, I feel nothing and know nothing.
At noon, I went to eat with some classmates. A girl whispered in my ear, "Here comes yours". I was in a panic. She said, "I'll cover you behind you. You can buy sanitary napkins." So she sneaked into the store, but she was afraid to say it out loud. She took a sanitary towel and put it away. The shopkeeper also informed me and gave me a black bag.
Damn it, stop sneaking around and hiding. It's another black bag.
I still remember one biology class, when the teacher talked about menstruation, boys would laugh and girls would blush. Boys laugh, in fact, more because of "I'm sorry". Teachers always skip in a hurry, and then I study liberal arts, and biology has no contact at all.
Since then, this life has started a nightmare. /kloc-Girls under the age of 0/6 often have irregular menstruation and panic for a few days every month for no reason.
Once a month, I have a stomachache when I come to menstruation. Forget it. But sometimes there will be blood collapse, especially blood collapse. I remember very clearly that I was in class, resting on a sanitary napkin, and there was still a stream of blood flowing underneath. The sanitary napkin leaked before a class was finished. then what Do you have to tell me? It's all in the stool.
If the weather is fine in winter, cover it with a coat; If there is no coat this summer, it will be embarrassing. Just wait until almost everyone in the class has left, take the book, cover it left and right, and go back to the dormitory.
I was really afraid of those days. My period is irregular. Just left, not a week later, here we go again. Another four or five days of bloody DC.
When I have my period, I dare not sleep on my side at night, which will lead to side leakage. It should be said that 99% of girls have had side leakage, and there are blood stains on the sheets after waking up. What's even more embarrassing is that this menstruation sometimes comes when you are sleeping. I had no idea, and then it was tragic. I said why I have been looking for the toilet in this dream. When I saw the sheets, I went to the bathroom and changed my clothes.
When green onions are young, there shouldn't be too many such embarrassing things. I even hated it for a while. How can it be a girl Why are you menstruating?
three
At that time, it seemed that girls' breast development was a rather shameful thing.
In junior high school, we would talk about this, and even as girls, we would laugh at others. "Look, that girl has big breasts and is still trembling." Then the girl bowed her head in shame. Moreover, boys also like to give nicknames to girls with big breasts. What do you mean by "big breasts"? Nima, think about it. It's all ridiculous youth things.
Of course, the development of this matter, to the university, girls began to compete. I'm ashamed. Look who she is. Her breasts are so envious. We all forgot that in those years, we couldn't wait to get our breasts back when they were big. When you grow up, you will naturally be free.
The topic is too far from the point. Continue your period. The unexpected arrival of my period and unexpected side leakage will accompany girls for a long time. Washing sheets and washing the blood on underwear is more common. What is the most embarrassing thing in winter? Nima, the side leakage is ok, but the blood is collapsed, and almost several pairs of pants need to be changed.
From 14 years old to now, it is not easy to remember more than ten years.
According to Murphy's law, your period will come at any time you can't imagine. In class, while sleeping, when visiting other people's homes, during meetings and sports meetings, I always ask the girls around me in a low voice in a panic: "Did you bring that?"
This regular visit to your aunt has gradually become a part of your body.
Menstruation, come as soon as you come, what's the problem, and dysmenorrhea. When I was in college, there was a girl in our dormitory. When I had my period, I was paralyzed and couldn't even get out of bed. Motherwort, warm baby, and many products for girls' dysmenorrhea.
Can't eat anything, can't eat cold, can't eat spicy, can't touch cold water. Many times, recalling the past, how did you come over for so many years? But, auntie, it has become a part of your body imperceptibly.
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The sense of shame about menstruation also leads girls to have all kinds of strange sayings.
The most unusual thing is that my period is coming;
The most puzzling thing is that I have arrived on the 10 th. What nonsense is this?
What else is there? Relatives come, good friends come, holidays come, and months come.
When girls are embarrassed, they will also fold large sanitary napkins into small ones and put them in their pockets. My period is embarrassing, even the menstrual towel is embarrassing.
Girls who fall in love like to do one thing, let their boyfriends accompany them to buy menstrual towels. Many boys are also embarrassed, afraid to buy, and feel too embarrassed. I don't understand. What's so embarrassing? How normal it is to buy menstrual towels.
Now, many girls around me have become accustomed to it. Indeed, there is nothing to be ashamed of. How normal it is. I often ask my boyfriend to buy me menstrual towels, but I can't help it. I can't stay in the toilet.
When I go to work, I will always be moved by some companies, and I have special holidays during my menstrual period. Personally, I really want to tell the girls that this menstrual holiday is really there, not much, one day is enough. Two days before menstruation is really terrible.
Girls who come to menstruation are prone to lose their temper and are in poor health. You can't be a big shot. It is best for girls not to lose their temper and cry during menstruation, which really affects their health. Those men, you really should experience a woman's period, huh?
Many times, count how many menstrual towels a girl will use in her life. There are so many, I really can't count them.
Caring for women's health, starting from her side.
After that, we talked about menstruation generously and stopped going to the toilet in a secretive way. Menstruation is like feeling risky. Poof, this "cold" is a bit frequent.
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