A joke about Yuanxiao (100 words)

1, I can do anything for you: I would like to accompany WU GANG to cut down trees, go streaking on the moon and go dancing on Mars. If you invite me to dinner, I will come to you today to perform for you ... and eat Yuanxiao.

2, the forehead is round and delicate, the appearance is white, the deep and implicit heart is as sweet as honey, the skin is beautiful and red and green, and it is so gentle and sweet that I am obsessed. I will kiss you for fifteen nights and then eat you! Relax, I said Yuanxiao! Happy Lantern Festival!

Once, there was a bowl of glutinous rice balls in front of me, which I didn't cherish. I regret it when I lose it. My most painful thing is this-Lantern Festival. Did you eat jiaozi?

According to the measurement of Fengyun-3 satellite, a comet will hit the earth during the Lantern Festival. The landing site is your bed. In order to prevent accidents, please fart with your ass up while sleeping, and change the landing point of objects with gas.

5. With the Lantern Festival approaching, the State Council issued five bans: it is forbidden to pretend to be busy and ignore me; Don't get rich and forget me; It is forbidden not to help me when I am in trouble; Do not eat, do not call me; Don't think about me when you are free; Request to pay close attention to implementation!

6, the latest reliable information of Lantern Festival: Health will follow you, happiness will faint you, happiness will possess you, friends will be crazy about you, and what is even more irritating is that wealth has a crush on you, beautiful women will live with you, and even happiness will become your lover!

7. Weather forecast for the Lantern Festival: On the Lantern Festival, banknotes will be deposited in a large area, including US dollars in the northeast and north China, rubles in the northwest, pounds in central and south China, cheques in some parts of the southeast, and gold bars in some areas.

8. When the Lantern Festival arrived, I asked as a postman, bound the warm greeting into a package, stamped it with a genuine postmark and delivered it at a constant temperature of 37 degrees. I sincerely wish you a happy Lantern Festival!

9. I sincerely wish you good health in 2008. Spring comes first, and the Zodiac Mouse comes first! All the best! Family safety! Happy event! Beautiful things, happy things, beautiful things and happy things are inexhaustible! ! !

10, remember the military training under the tree that year? The instructor said: Number off in the first row. You looked at the instructor in surprise, and the instructor said loudly: Count off! So, reluctantly, you turned and hugged the tree! Happy Lantern Festival!

1 1, the road ahead is long, have a rest; Trouble is also heavy, let go; Things are complicated, take your time; The Lantern Festival is here, let's get together; There are many relatives and friends, take a walk; The mountains and rivers are more magnificent, turn around! I wish you a happy Lantern Festival and a happy family!

12, a moon, a you, two shadows, you and me. Sansheng is fortunate to know you, and Simei is not as good as you. I'll wait for you in Cocoa on Lantern Festival!

13, I wish you the Lantern Festival: Happiness is more and more like a fake, troubles are less and less like interest, incomes are higher and higher like oil prices, and our friendship is more and more like the stock market!

14, the sound of gongs and drums and the boiling scene of fireworks, lanterns and February breeze stroll into your heart, wishing you a happy Lantern Festival!

15, it's the Spring Festival, people are tired from running, money is spent, and their hearts hurt. Short messages, nobody cares, and the wild is over. Go to work honestly. Ok, I wish you a happy Lantern Festival!