Please give me some classic quotes by Wu Zongxian, thank you!

After watching entertainment programs on www.av-show.com for a month, I edited these classic quotes. I hope you all like them! ~~~

Q: I’ll give you 10 seconds, please list something that comes once a month! !

(The female artist smiled awkwardly when asked)

Self-answer: utility bill, phone bill, bank statement. . . . .

A MM made faces during a live performance

Wu: Is this your talent show?

Answer: Yes

Wu: There is an old Chinese saying that a woman’s lack of talent is a virtue. This is a very virtuous friend!

Having a dinosaur raped is a kind of benefit~~

A friend of mine is a member of a gang

He has a turtle shell tattooed on his back so as not to be afraid of being chopped. ...

So every time I see him

I can’t help but touch his head. . .

Telling a female guest that you dance like you are sitting on the bench with your butt naked, and you are very formal

Shi Mingde spent 25 years in prison

He said: Look See if he has calluses on his hands...

Please hold your chest up!

Ah, you don’t have to push it out if you don’t have breasts (to Aya)

My first time was half-assed. . . . . . . . . . . . .

Very chauvinistic, "very big" is tailor-made according to certain organ characteristics of mine, you are bigger than me. I am older than you, which means our program is very long.

There are two kinds of people I hate the most in my life! Hey~~One type is racially motivated people~Hey~The other one is black people... (I~...hold one)

If you want people not to be hot, you have to be hot at the end. , spicy to the highest point, I feel spicy in my heart, the two of them came to the mountains to compare the spiciness, to see if you are spicier or I am spicier!!

The word spiciness can be replaced with something else!!!

Business girls don’t know the hatred of subjugating their country

** don’t understand extramarital affairs

A mantra from Wu Zongxian’s early movies

Classic

Said to Aya, "Why did you have a needle eye? Is it because you peeked at the boy's poop?!"

Performed the sitcom Hua Mulan with Xiao S. In order to prove her identity as a daughter, Hua Mulan, played by Xiao S, As soon as his clothes were taken off, Wu Zongxian shouted... "Wow!! What two big thumbtacks!!"

The guest below is the pride of us Chinese men - let us applaud and welcome Gu Ju Mr. Chicken! ~

She herself is Pingyuan, and she calls her a washboard! !

Do you have an answer? Say it and make us laugh!

xx is the winner of the 83 Golden Melody Awards for Best Male Singer in Dialect

Generally the audience will applaud and encourage more when hearing this

Don’t you all want to wow? Well?

Aya is really unprecedented, (unprecedented, unprecedented!) strong!

It’s rare to find such a person in Taiwan. Hehe, I saw Dongfeng Station today. I don’t know what combination of two people actually regarded the North Pole as a country. Po was embarrassed on the spot and even said, this is the new generation. Taiwanese.

Taiwanese generally only recognize 6 kinds of flags

Blue sky and white sun

Five-star red flag

Stars and stripes

Police flag

The plaster flag

There is also the Bagua flag with a stick

Most people don’t even know about France, Italy and Germany

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My guess is that in the episode where Chen xx was a guest: she answered a lot of questions (Jacky was trying to help her), and when other guests expressed dissatisfaction, he said: Don’t be jealous just because someone is beautiful. , there are also ugly ones who don’t answer anything, (turning to Liu Hanya), right Aya?

During the Top Ten Idol Awards Ceremony in 1997, Wu Zongxian and Lan Xinmei were the hosts, The awarding guest was Wu Jiali, "Speaking of our Lan Xinmei, it's amazing, she is our Taiwanese best actress——"

Lan Xinmei was secretly happy

"After retiring——"

When Wu Jiali said that she was still single

"Well, well, I just happened to be idle at home recently. I wonder if I have time to have a cup of tea together. ————? "

In a certain issue about sex on the bus, a guest said that she had been touched but did not yell; Brother Xian taught her not to condone bad people and to learn from it. Ya, immediately shouted out (Aya nodded...): "It feels so good,

It feels so good..." -_-b

You want to sue me advertise.

When Aya patted her chest to express her confidence, Wu Zongxian shouted: Listen, there is an echo~

How can a woman tip if a man is not drunk?

If a woman is not drunk, how can a man have a chance?

Both women and men are not drunk, so why is there anyone sleeping in the hotel?

After being with JACKY for a long time, it is inevitable that you will get pregnant

AV girl "Is it interesting for men to take off their clothes?"

Xian: "Yes, yes "You see your head"

The funny thing in jackyshoe is that when the guests mention keyword, a few of them start singing:

1. 'I heard', I heard people say, Peach Blossom River It's a beauty's nest

2. 'Sister-in-law' The sister-in-law sells dumplings with thin skin and rich fillings. When a man eats dumplings, he eats dumplings in his mouth and thinks about his sister-in-law in his heart

3. 'Laowai', I eat out 3 times a day, everyone calls me laowai, laowai laowai laowai, I eat until I am exhausted

I guess it's 6.29

A female guest has a very tall figure

Wu asked her to stand up: Oh, it feels like someone is staring at me

2 ‖Wu Zongxian’s classic quotations‖

Wu: It’s comfortable even if you don’t wear underwear, and it’s also comfortable for people looking at it

Aya: I don’t wear it either

Wu: You are not affected, and there is no sagging problem.

Wu: 'That thing I have wrapped around my waist - it's a belt'

Another time Chen Xiaoxuan went there, I guess, he and (I forgot it was Xiao S (It’s still Aya) said, don’t help outsiders (referring to Chen

Xiaoxuan) and said, "Oh, Xiaoxuan is an outsider." Wu said, "No, she is an insider." . . I'll do it~! !

Be right back after the commercial. . . .

Hit it faster, hit it faster, it’s already one o’clock, why don’t you hit it faster!

Nan Lacan

Is it from the University of Technology? The basketball court looks so familiar

Please tell me what kind of fruit it is after you taste it~

Wow~~~It~~has hair~~~

I still like to watch him and Big S do it I guess

I remember one classic one

It’s Cruel Stage

Always play his first song

Hilarious

"Sunday Eight O'clock Party", the partner is Zhu Yin, eating at a roadside stall, shouting to the bystanders: You must keep the secret, don't expose me The news that he and Zhu Yin are together tells the paparazzi that we have been together for a long time!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~It has been more than two hours! "This guy always takes advantage of female stars, you should learn more tricks from him

SHE is not bad, but not as good as ASOS~~~~~ Taiwanese variety show recording is a shame The reason is that they are never NG, and they make a fool of themselves and broadcast it directly

Wu Zongxian: "Xinru, how does it feel to work with mainland actors? ”

Ruby Lin: “I’m very happy! "

Wu Zongxian: "I heard that you and Zhao Wei were sitting next door and kicking each other's legs? "

Ruby Lin: "We are playing~~~~~~~"

Wu Zongxian: "Oh, it turns out we are playing. The two of us kicked the ball until the blood flowed out. Still playing (little S echoes)

~~~~But I heard that Xiao Yanzi has been talking about some things about you recently! ~~~~ (pretending to be quiet and speaking to the host ASOS next to her

) She said she didn’t have any breasts and she published a photo album~~~~”

Ruby Lin (crazy wry smile) : "You speak too loudly! ! ! ! ”

Big S smoothed things over: “Who said you can’t appear in a photo album if you have small breasts?” "

Wu Zongxian (loudly scolded Big S): "You really said it! I knew you'd come up with a photo book! ”

Big S (laughing): “I didn’t~~”

The scene was filled with laughter and the atmosphere suddenly lifted~~~

When interviewing China Doll, he said: “ Big mistake, don't come and insult my chicken. "I passed out at the time

What part of your body do you like best

Eyes

Oh, why?

Because~~because of me The eyes are very round~

Ah, have you ever seen square eyes?

I guess the costumes of Wu Zongxian and Big S are very interesting

Also Once, Wu Zongxian and Kang Kang said that Xu Huaiyu had a crush on Kang Kang, just because Xu Huaiyu sang "

call

me call me kangkang..." in a song, which was hilarious

Is that true? Brother Xian’s favorite saying

He is now talking to Aya S.

H and E co-hosted the show

You must have seen his program with Big S very early

I remember I guess there was a Jiaotong University Fruit MM in one episode

That girl is really PL, Brother Xian asked her if she has any idols that you admire

For example, it is best for artists to have released a solo album

Can write songs Hosting a show

Has filmed a movie and has dark skin

Then he started hinting at the other party (he wanted to say he was himself)

Who knew that the fruit girl said: Xiaohei (Ke Shouliang

Wu and Xiao S perform, (the melodious BGM reminds me)

Wu (to Xiao S): XXX, look at the bright moonlight tonight... (Little S 1 He looks intoxicated...)

Wu: "Compendium of Materia Medica" records, "Goat milk is sweet and pure, and drinking too much will cause diarrhea..."

People around me are...

In that AV program: Dr. Huang talked about the difference between pornography and pornography for about 5 minutes. Wu Zongxian said: After listening to Dr. Huang’s explanation, I think all viewers have different opinions on pornography. I have a more vague understanding of this erotica.

(The audience and Dr. Huang burst into laughter)

I remember Brother Xian talking about why Mulan can disguise herself as a man. When my father was in the army, he said, "That's because (my father has no older children) and Mulan doesn't have breasts." He laughed so hard

I once interviewed a girl, who said she had seen a performance in Thailand. , that is, using a woman's most secret place to open the bottle cap, Wu immediately said, "What's this? The one I saw last time had a nail set in the ground, and the woman pulled it out as soon as she cheated..." .... I just didn’t pull it out afterwards

If I lied, A Kang would be hit by a car when he went out!

Wu: Do you think GIGI MM’s legs are long? ~

Everyone: Long~~~

Wu: Are Uncle Kangkang’s legs short? ~~~

Everyone: Short~~~~