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The joke is also humorous: the rich man said he had a rich father, but I didn't.

1.

? Aunt Fang is washing the floor with a spray gun, which is a necessary course before we get off work every afternoon. Aunt Fang is washing the floor, and I am responsible for scraping the water off the floor. Aunt Fang said, help me turn it off. I stood in front of the water pump and helped her turn it off. After a while, she said, help me open it. I opened it for her again. Soon he said, turn it off again. I turned it off for her again.

So I stood in front of the water pump and helped her turn it on and off. I smiled and said to aunt Zhao, there is no technology. You don't have to use your head to do things. Aunt Zhao said that you can't do anything about the living.

2.

? A three-year-old boy waited anxiously at the gate of the kindergarten for his family to take him home. It's getting dark, all the other children have gone home, and he is anxious to cry.

At this time, my grandfather came, only to hear my grandson say angrily that if you don't come again, I will ignore you. Grandpa also didn't good the spirit ground say, damn it,? Threaten Lao tze!

3.

There is a young man who wants to buy a car. Seeing the heavy rain today, he guessed that the business of the place where the car was sold was absolutely poor, and I could severely reduce the price.

The boss who sells cars is lying in an armchair, playing with his mobile phone leisurely. He saw a young man coming to buy a car in the heavy rain and thought, this man must be crazy about cars. You come to buy a car in such a heavy rain, who do you kill?

4.

A tens of millions of rich people went to get a haircut and paid the shopkeeper 30 yuan as usual after the haircut. The shopkeeper said that your son-in-law would tip 100 every time he came. The rich man said he had a rich father, but I didn't.