Tell a joke in love.

1 Be a man like Conan, with a spirit that makes people die wherever they go.

Hair is my nemesis, I panic when I mess, and rain is my nemesis, and I mess when I touch it.

We are the post-90s generation. Just be elegant, not enthusiastic.

Your face is so white, don't be white.

Draw a circle and curse you, the phone fell into the toilet!

Grandma said, I'll do the big thing of changing chopsticks.

7 elder sister pees rhythmically. What do you compare with your sister?

The speed of brother 8, not everyone can catch up; But if it's not a person, you can catch it.

You look serious. It seems that you really understand people. .

Interestingly, 10 people are alive and came into this world without their consent.

1 1 The so-called fat man is a person who is easy to get shot even when lying down.

12 a computer, a pack of cigarettes, living a lonely day.

13 my mother tells me to do well in the exam every day, but how can I do well in the exam if the school doesn't take the exam?

14 the three major practices in life, see through and endure the past, pick it up and put it down.

15 Life is not only to live well in your own world, but also to live well in other people's world.

16 Some people are alive and she is dead. Some people are alive, and he should have died!

17 What I hate to hear is rent collection.

18 Too much nail polish. Can't you see that your fingernails are peeling?

19 You can't treat me as a holiday just because we have a holiday.

Stealing wires while riding a motorcycle, lightning strikes when the wind blows.

2 1 how can a woman who can't even control her weight control her life?

The most painful thing in the world is that you miss her very much now, but she is already asleep.

Riding a moped is not necessarily a handsome guy, but also an old man. ...

Your face vaguely fell into the dream, so I woke up screaming.

I am the flower of the motherland, don't pick me.

How can a woman be beautiful if she doesn't care?

How boring it is to break up Play divorce if you can!

If my wife asked me to find a lover, I would definitely say there would be no more.

If you don't love the right person, you will be single every day.

When you look back and smile, the earth is beating.

Funny, saying phrases, playing with feelings? I'll make you cry rhythmically

Whoever is not nice to me, I will write down who has the phone number on the wall and write it at the back: marriage, not limited, not limited to men and women.

My guest, please respect yourself. My little daughter only sells herself, not her street performances.

Time is really precious, just one second before someone grabs the toilet.

I won't stay if you want to go.

I didn't expect you not only to have a devil figure, but also to have a devil face!

I really hope that mainland children will enjoy typhoons with our coastal children, have more holidays and study less.

Silence is the beginning of understanding the coldness of the world.

Don't see what you shouldn't see, don't say what you shouldn't say, don't listen to what you shouldn't hear, and don't think about what you should do.

Don't drag 2580 thousand in front of me, pose and pretend to be forced!

The so-called enemies are just those who force themselves to become strong.

Sometimes the people who know you best are not your friends, but your enemies.

Cherish everything in front of you, because everything may disappear in an instant.

If I don't go to hell, whoever loves me will go to hell. QQ space funny talk about signature.

I don't have to be you. You don't have to be me. What a misunderstanding.

You will never understand how hard we have worked to make ourselves interested in life.

The foot of my bed is shining brightly. Hey, there is a bottle of hand cream on the ground.

Don't tell me forever, I won't live to that point.

I bought an exquisite little watch, but the time is still so boring.

When I have money, I will buy 654.38+300 million bicycles and give them to everyone in China. I'll take the bus myself and see who dares to squeeze me.

The garden can't be closed in spring. I'm pulling almonds from the wall.

Ah ~ nothing, just when I went to the grave on Qingming, I suddenly thought of you. So many people are dead, why don't you die?

Playing with feelings? I'll make you cry rhythmically ...

It is not the distant mountains that make people tired, but a grain of sand in their shoes.

A leftover woman's space signature: May all lovers get married.

The happiness of a family needs the joint efforts of both husband and wife, and one person is enough to destroy it.

What you say when you like you is what you say when you don't like you.

We only have one earth, so you should take care of the earth; There is only one me on the earth, so you should love me too!

Laugh when you are happy, and laugh when you are unhappy!

Better call 10086. I texted him, and he would call me back three times.

Brushing one's teeth is a bittersweet thing, with one hand being a tragedy and the other a comedy.

Believe it or not, I can't slap you on the wall!

The only way to occupy a man's memory is to live better!

The longer you have contact with people, the more you like dogs. Dogs are always dogs, and people are sometimes not people!

Bitch is always a bitch, even if the economic crisis, you can't be expensive!

Confucius said that if you don't sleep at noon, you will collapse in the afternoon; Mencius said Confucius was right.

I miss your eyebrow, but I think it's blurred. -I suddenly feel that most of my ideas are like this, and they are getting weaker and weaker.

A few years later, I sighed, those two teenagers: one surprised time, and the other made time gentle.

If she (he) says to you, "forget me." You tell each other, "I never remember."

Don't pretend to be happy with me, and don't wish me happiness. Are you qualified?

In public, I often choose politeness, but in private, I often insult politeness.

Ask what love is in the world, you are a waste without money!

The best people and the worst people make history, and the mediocre people breed races.

Don't say "you're actually fine" to me when you break up. Fuck, then why did you dump me?

Spitting is used to count money, not to reason.

There are so many bacteria in the outside world that I'm afraid I'll get infected as soon as I go out.

Don't fall in love with me, hypocrisy. Get married if you can.

1, jealousy in friendship is no less than love.

2. People who like to be in a daze must have another pure world in their hearts. Qq mood

Even if life hurts you again, learn to bear it with a smile.

4, chasing thirst, only happiness, but also depression and despair. It is through depression and despair that we learn to cherish.

I am like a joke in your heart, but you are ridiculously beautiful in my heart.

6. No matter how good the previous degree is, it should be cut off and then become a souvenir.

7. Someone will always come into your life. Teach you something and leave without hesitation.

8. Smile, forgive, forget and move on.

9, don't fall in love with me, hypocrisy. Get married if you can.

10, I really love you. I closed my eyes and thought I could forget, but the tears I shed didn't deceive myself.

1 1, slowly we all understand that we can't go back.

12, the person who touches his mobile phone the first thing when he gets up has a person who can't put it down before going to bed.

13, in a blink of an eye, youth is like a dream, and the years don't look back, but I completely pay and don't stay.

14, I believe that the power of time can dilute many things.

15, like a child, expecting you to say "I love you" every day.

16, next year, the classroom will be crowded with students, just like we did at the beginning.

17. Some people who care about me have left. I don't know who else I have now.

18 is still in my heart.

19, everyone must admit: I miss the way I used to be, but at the same time, you must also accept the fact that everything has changed.

20. Many things that we thought we would never forget were forgotten in the days that we never forget.

Let's talk about it

1, heaven and earth are righteous, but no money is meaningless. 2, do not gamble, help the pharmacy.

When I was drunk, I refused to obey anyone. I only hold the wall.

4. How mean a person must be to deserve you.

My cat has thick fur. Can you take care of it for me?

6. Tomb-Sweeping Day climbed the grave and sang: Come back soon!

7. Don't play with me, or I'll play along.

8. The so-called missing is just one's wishful thinking.

9. Live fish will swim against the current, while dead fish will drift with the current.

10, earned 200 million, lost memory once, and remembered once.

I am very happy because the boy I like is at my deskmate.

12, although I am fat, when it comes to losing weight, it is a set of things.

13. Life is too short to be with interesting people, such as me.

14, try to match the classmates around you, and you will save a lot of money in the future.

15. Every time I teach Buddha's feet, the Buddha always gives me a foot.

16, as long as someone respects me, I begin to doubt human dignity.

17, pink lamp, very much in love, catering, disgusting.

18, don't tell me any stories about the underworld of ordinary people.

19, unless the country changes monogamy, I won't go to see netizens.

20. My ears are not trash cans. Don't throw anything here.

2 1, have you ever thought of someone who makes you want to cry? Yes, creditors.

22, drink medicine and pass the bottle, hang yourself with a rope, and jump off the building with a small handkerchief.

23, evil new society, why not arrange marriage?

24. Learning God is brushing questions, learning tyrants are brushing homework, and learning scum is brushing dynamics.

25. If the exam rewards QB, then the country will become rich and strong immediately.

26, cold is a word, I only say it once, I know you will use snot instead.

27. The teacher talks nonsense, just chewing nonstop.

28. Tell me ten sentences without dirty words, which only shows that you are not familiar with me.

29. In devil training, girls look at boys and boys look at animals.

30. I remember being single or noble two years ago. How did I become a dog these two years?

3 1, I have always envied my deskmate, envied her having such a good deskmate.

32, dry wood meets fire, that is called Ming Sao; Wet wood meets small flames, which is a man show.

33. I'm going to the toilet to calm down. Eating shit won't solve the problem!

34. How can one say one thing and do another? You will wear a condom at a critical moment.

35. Behind every successful Altman, there is a little monster who is beaten silently.

36. I also want to be an elegant lady. It was life that made me a bitch.

37. Please don't disturb while taking a bath. Please buy tickets for voyeurism, 40 for individuals and 20 for groups!

38. It turns out that Superman died like this. It was so cold that he flew and froze to death.

39. How wonderful the world would be if scores could rise like house prices.

40. Behind every successful man, there is a woman who is full and has nothing to do.

4 1, I want to share an umbrella with you and spend every hot summer and rainy day!

42. On the day you left, I decided not to cry. I braved the wind and tried not to blink.

She's mine. Don't touch her! If it is damaged, you can't pay. If you feel cute, forward it!

44. The teacher's classic lie: I treat both good students and poor students equally.

45, don't always watch AV, and don't look at what is behind the letters a and v on the keyboard!

46. I wish all lovers in the world are long-lost brothers and sisters (this is cruel)

47. Altman had a problem in class one day, and the teacher raised his hand and died.

48. Don't break up with me. I said it was inappropriate. I'm a fucking Martian, not suitable for the earth.

49. Since people get tanned, their faces look good, their teeth turn white, and they don't blush after drinking.

Come out, I want to talk to you about something. About what? Love.

5 1, happiness is good, don't sunbathe, because too much sunbathe will dry sooner or later.

52. Lao Ban, don't bother to change my desk. I can talk anywhere.

53. Overwork leads to arm nerve compression. I don't want to do my homework when I talk.

54. Do I know you well? Just play a video if it's okay. Think of it as your TV, and it will pop up when you press it.

55. Some people say that they will kill the teacher with homework, as if you can switch to the action industry.

I want to go to the movies with my boyfriend recently. Please recommend me a good boyfriend.

57. Tomb-Sweeping Day, it is not easy for students to have a holiday these days. Even vacations should be moved by their ancestors.

58. A person's life is like taking a shit. Sometimes you have worked hard, and all you can come up with is a fart.

59. The most exclusive thing in the world is homework. No matter how you ignore it, it will still follow you.

60. Half the troubles in life are because you speak too fast or not too slowly.

6 1, obviously we all like each other, but why are we embarrassed to look at each other when we meet? .

62. It doesn't matter if the three views are not correct. If the facial features are not correct, they will destroy you! After reading it, I was ashamed.

63. The devil wears Prada. You did a great job. Walking dead, the living live a colorful life.

64. Do you know why you have no date? Because in this stocking season, you are wearing a pair of autumn trousers.

65. What is the biggest feeling after the English exam? I have never known so clearly that I am from China.

66. Many people say that marriage is the grave of love, but love that can be buried underground is better than a corpse in the street.

67. I have been single for a long time, and my resentment towards society is too deep. When I cook jiaozi, I have to forcibly separate the two people who stick together.

68. I am so poor, why am I fat? I don't know how this meat grows. This problem has puzzled me for many years.

69. What do you do if you want to cry but don't want to be seen by others? Cover other people's eyes with your hands.

70. Yesterday, I changed the automatic reply to then, and then I chatted with it at the same table all afternoon, and I was beaten the next day.

7 1, I have been thinking, why does the teacher invite parents, a person who has never even educated minors, and still wants to educate adults?

72. Stop complaining that you can't find a suitable person among1300 million people. You can't find one of the four multiple-choice questions right.

73. After the salary is paid, a week of arrogance, a week of saving and a week of expectation will pass.

74. Loving you is a decision I have no regrets in my life. All the stars in the sky are my eyes staring at you. No matter how it ends, I know: I love you the most in my life!

75. It's the annual college entrance examination, and I'm only five points short of being admitted to Tsinghua. Think of it as tears. I think that year, my score in Tsinghua was 695, and I got 69.

76. Of course, you have to buy a house before you get married. It is said that if you catch a thief first, you must coax your mother-in-law; If you want your girlfriend to accompany you, drink good wine with your father-in-law!

77. When she walked out of the examination room, she cried and said, Mathematics is so difficult that I can't go to the same university as you! He: I knew you wouldn't. I didn't do anything big afterwards.

78. I'm going to cry. I'm going to make trouble. I stayed up all night and hanged myself with a bottle of sleeping pills and a small rope. No matter how ugly, you have to fall in love. When the world is full of love.

M: Every time I miss you, the star will drop a tear. That's how the ocean was formed. Woman: Every time I think about you, I fart. This is how the ozone layer is formed.

80. A game is really tiring. Practice before going to work every day, and it tastes good in the morning. At noon, I must get drunk. I often hurt my liver and stomach when I practice, and I always say that I am innocent when I sleep and practice my dreams.

When I was a child, my deskmate lent me a video tape. I opened it and said,/kloc-teenagers under 0/8 should watch it with their parents. Then I quickly called my parents. Later, I was black and blue all week.