Listen to jokes, okay? Tell me. Please, great gods.

One day, a little nun and the old nun's master went out for a walk. Suddenly, the little nun found a tt on the ground. It doesn't seem very dirty. The little nun was very curious, so she picked it up and studied her eyes, puzzled. She asked her master what it was. The old nun looked disdainfully and casually replied, this is a plastic bag. The little nun was even more puzzled and asked the master how he could have such a small plastic bag. The old nun replied, what's strange about this? Small plastic bags hold small things and big plastic bags hold big things, each with its own purpose. The little nun grabbed both ends of the "small plastic bag" with both hands and exerted a little force outward. The small plastic bag is getting longer. Out of curiosity, she asked the master why this plastic bag can be stretched so long, but those plastic bags that I usually see can't. An old nun can't be stumped by a little apprentice, and she has no face. After a little thought, she replied, this is not a plastic bag, this is a holster. The little nun is always curious about the world. She keeps asking, what is this elastic suitcase for? The old nun was a little impatient at this time, but she held back her temper and patiently replied, it's for loading things. The little nun asked, what can you hold so small? The old nun replied, put something valuable in it to make it waterproof. The little nun nodded thoughtfully and seemed satisfied with this answer. The old nun finally breathed a sigh of relief. Two people continue to pace down the hill. Not far away, the little nun suddenly remembered something, and quickly raised the tt in her hand and said to the old nun, you said that this suitcase can hold valuable things, but why is it so thin and not afraid of things leaking out? Hearing this, the old nun flew into a rage and said, why do you have so many questions today? What's worth studying about a broken leather case? The little nun was startled and muttered to herself, I was just wondering what valuable things can be put in without leaking out. In order to block the little nun's mouth early, the old nun thought about it and replied, for example, if your finger is broken and you are afraid of getting wet, you can put it in, because it is elastic and both big and small fingers can be inserted. The old nun was suddenly satisfied with her answer, so she pretended to look at the little nun affectionately. Little nun "Oh!" Let out a cry and seem satisfied with this answer. But not long after, the little nun asked again, if the arm is broken, can it be put in? The old nun was helpless and replied lazily, not bad, but a little thick. The little nun said, why don't I try. The old nun said that it was too thick and useless. The little nun said, what does it matter to try? The old nun said it was too thick and it would break. The little nun said that if it is broken, it will be broken. Besides, it hasn't been decided. The old nun said, then you try. At this time, a male tourist came up from the path, looked at the master and apprentice, then looked at the tt in their hands and said, condoms are not that useful. Hearing this, the old nun didn't like it again. After all, in front of her little apprentice, her face was a little embarrassed, her eyes tilted, and she said with a heavy voice, how to use it? Isn't it used to hold things? The tourist smiled and replied, "It is used to hold things." The old nun breathed a sigh of relief, but there was still no expression on her face. She asked again, isn't it used to hold valuables? The tourist replied with a smile, it is still more expensive. The old nun breathed a sigh of relief again and said, that's it. At this time, the little nun asked again, asking tourists, do you know what it is for? The tourists looked at the master and apprentice awkwardly and wanted to stop talking. The little nun asked again, I wonder if you can hold that precious thing. The tourist looked at the little nun, trying to hide his smile and said, yes, but it's not convenient for you two to see it. The little nun and the old nun looked at each other, and the old nun spoke. But the benefactor doesn't trust me. Why don't monks borrow something you love? Finally, the tourists couldn't help laughing and looked at the master and apprentice like clowns. At this time, the little nun and the old nun were speechless with surprise. The tourist said, ok, ok, I won't talk to you two either. I want to go up the mountain. You two keep studying. Please let me know when you have the answer. I really can't stand it. After that, the tourists turned and left. The little nun suddenly caught up with him and asked, have I seen the baby you mentioned? The tourist held back his laughter and reluctantly replied, according to my estimation, you shouldn't have seen it. The little nun refused and said, maybe I haven't seen it, but my master has knowledge and must have seen it. The little nun turned to look at the master, while the old nun pretended to be mysterious and said nothing. The tourist said that your master probably hasn't seen it either. Do you really want to see it? The little nun nodded sincerely, and the old nun spoke. It doesn't hurt to have a look. The tourists suddenly ran away, and finally left a sentence, I can't do it, I'll take you. Looking at the back of the tourists, the master and the apprentice stood in the same place. Finally, the old nun spoke. Forget it. It's okay. Let's take the holster back to all the nuns. Everyone can brainstorm and always find the answer. This man is too stingy and defensive, there is no need to force him.

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