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Western Story 01
“It was less than a year and I resigned recently. I don’t regret it, but I was very angry after working there.
First, you can’t decide where you want to go. If the situation doesn’t look right, leave as soon as possible.
Secondly, my college classmate who has been a volunteer for a year told me: Never get involved with those women in the workplace. You don’t know how they will discuss you when they sit together. . Third, be careful of the scheming bitches and villains around you. Remember, you are just here to be a volunteer, not to make friends.
Fourth, don’t expect anyone to help you if anything happens. , there was only one man and I in the work that day. A drunkard came to the office to make trouble, kicking the door and yelling. I was so confused that I had to ask him what was wrong at that time, and he came to the office and sprayed alcohol. He talked to me angrily and even lifted his clothes in front of me. I asked the man for help because he was a local, but he was sitting in the office laughing. He heard the whole thing and he was still laughing there. Even the security guard was there. No.
Fifth, be careful about someone matching you up with a boy from their place (by the way, that man is a bit bald, his family is poor, and he will have children when he gets married. I am in my 20s. My friends say he looks good enough to be my dad and is only as tall as my shoulders). Even if you don’t agree, they will say that you have high requirements. In the future, you will overhear countless jokes between you and that man and what they think. Funny joke.
Sixth, be careful of local vulgarities. I am from out of town and I am deeply aware of this. When people are forced to drink, there was a police station chief who asked us to follow him after eating. He left, but when the director left, we were grabbed by someone. Then the director thought we still wanted to play, so he left first. Then there was endless "persuasion" to get the man from the unit who went with him to help, and he agreed. But there was no help. The people there even started to push and pull, yes, they tried to pull and pull on the girls. Do you know the feeling of being drunk until you are so full that you vomited? The company drove over to take us back to the work when we were halfway up the mountain.
I was the last one to leave in the same group. The first one to leave was very nice to her boyfriend and even treated me to dinner. It turned out later. I was wrongly accused of being a mistress of a grid member in a certain village. I stayed with her all night to comfort her and try to find a solution. I was stubborn and left after she apologized. Then came the wonderful news. The wife of the grid member posted this on WeChat. She was a mistress within an hour, and most of the people in the unit knew about it, but no one helped her. They were all waiting to see her laugh, and even asked me to call her to ask her what happened. At that time, I still didn't know. I naively thought they wanted to help her, but in fact they were like Ming Jing. Thinking about it now makes me sick to death.
I only learned from an insider that I would be raped after I left. People who gossip behind my back. People in my workplace have a special group for gossiping. I was sick and couldn’t take time off for medical treatment. I just resigned because I felt it was inappropriate to go back to work. How could I know that they were actually eager to do so? When I left, I couldn't go back to move my things, so they picked my lock without caring about my privacy and feelings and asked me to put my things somewhere for safekeeping. However, the girl who later took the initiative to help me move my things said that they She had unplugged my refrigerator a long time ago, and the things in my refrigerator were broken and the refrigerator smelled bad. When she and her friends were moving things for me, people from my work unit were complaining about how my room was. They are all human beings. Some people really help me, and some people still talk about me.
In the article, I was drunk and promised to help but did not. In other offices, I heard that the whole process was still laughing when I went to find help. The person who was introduced and matched was the same man. I hate him the most. I didn't work hard and often piled up tasks and didn't do them. I complained to him, but the office director ignored me and he even filed a complaint against me. By the way, he also lies, causing me to be scolded.
I’m not making up a story, I’m just afraid that interested people will “greet me”. I started serving a certain town in a county in Qiandongnan Prefecture in August 2020. ”
?——An anonymous volunteer
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