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Notes of Rural Female Teachers (7) Little Colleagues
I read a fairy tale novel "Charlotte's Web" yesterday. It was really funny: Charlotte is a spider. In order to save the fate of the pig being slaughtered, she weaved "famous pig", "great" and "humble" when weaving a web, so that her favorite pig could spend the rest of her life safely, but her own life came to an end. It's really interesting to describe the languages of various animals. It's really easy to read. "There are two kinds of people in the world: those who have read Charlotte's Web and those who will read Charlotte's Web. I am very happy to wake up every day knowing that I am still alive, because I can read Charlotte's Web again. " From this evaluation, you can see how interesting it is.
I've just finished a class "The Castle Peak is Young", and I'm in a good mood, like the rising sun, warm. Because I prepared the class in advance and carefully read the teaching reference, I am comfortable in the class. In the past, I was too lazy to look at the teaching staff, thinking that I understood it very deeply and went to class entirely on my own. However, when I carefully read the teaching reference, the teaching ideas will be more perfect and clear, and the design problems will be closer to the text center. In addition, I think praising students properly can not only arouse the enthusiasm of students, but also arouse the enthusiasm of teachers themselves. I am happy when the students answer correctly, and I am happy when I praise them. If a student is given a successful experience, he will pursue the joy of success a hundred times. Students' enthusiasm for learning is waiting to be tapped, like a mineral deposit with great potential, waiting for a thoughtful teacher to develop it. In addition, students want a little reward to stimulate them, so teachers should not be afraid of trouble, but should clearly state this reward, such as extra points. Don't worry, the group leader will do his duty to help you finish it accurately.
Because of the good class, teachers have a sense of achievement and think that this industry is quite interesting, not boring. Of course, this requires the teacher's labor. I told you before that labor creates rest. Now, labor creates happiness.
I'd better go dancing for a while first. Sharpening a knife is not a mistake for a woodcutter.
next, I want to write about inviting a colleague to dinner.
because I asked a colleague to help me with distance learning, I invited her to dinner at noon today. I drove to the new campus and called her. "Can you bring Xiao Zhang?" I suppressed my unhappiness and said yes. I usually avoid Xiao Zhang whenever possible. I feel uncomfortable when I hear or see her. The reason why I don't invite you to dinner in the school cafeteria is because I don't want to see Xiao Zhang. I don't want to see their prying eyes searching my face for information they want to know but are embarrassed to ask. I don't want to greet them. So I thought, let's eat at the snack bar in front of the school. A catty of dumplings and a stir-fry are enough. I didn't expect my colleague to have so much to do. She is still young, and she doesn't know that it's best not to be with people she doesn't like when eating, which will affect her digestion. I sat in the car and saw her and Xiao Zhang coming out talking and laughing. I couldn't squeeze out a smile.
Xiao Zhang opened the front door and I motioned for her to sit in the back. She said, "I'm not going. I just came to tell you. I asked the students to come and look at the papers. When I left, the students couldn't find them ..." I pretended to be enthusiastic and said, "I finally got together and ate together." However, this enthusiasm, like a thin powder applied to a cold face, is hard to hide its true colors. I also know that she is just looking for an excuse not to eat together. I quickly pushed the boat with the current: "Next time, then." Xiao Zhang still smiled so sweetly: "I'll see if you are handsome again. It's really beautiful. It's really handsome." Fortunately, I took off my old coat early, and the shiny low collar of the bottoming shirt was revealed in the woolen red skirt. When Xiao Zhang said "handsome", he probably meant this sparkling.
Because of Xiao Li, probably many people instinctively want to see what I look like, to be exact, what I have become, and it is best to look miserable, sad, sallow and emaciated, revealing a lonely image. Like the scene of seedlings and young trees injured by subconsciously inserting imaginary wings after a storm, it is so messy.
once, I met a fellow villager on the road. Her husband was my former colleague, so we met. She is not a wicked person. When she saw me, her face showed sorrow first, which filled her eyes with sympathy. This sympathy overflowed her eyes and made her mouth droop down, which was very uneven, angry, helpless and pitiful to me. She said omniscient: "Look, Xiao Guo is thin and sweaty." This "slimming" includes what she knows about Xiao Guo, and what she doesn't know and imagines with her extraordinary ability. She thought that the real and imaginary encounters were enough to defeat Xiao Guo and make him thin, preferably emaciated. I smiled and answered a sentence or two. I didn't want to stay. I walked into Xiaofeng's shop gracefully, and she had to leave alone with a successful face. I tried my best to lose weight, but I couldn't succeed. How could she conclude that I had lost weight? She didn't know that it was suffering that made people more beautiful.
Charming may be boastful, but my body is straight. I often pay attention to exercise, pay attention to walking posture and figure. I always say to myself, "If you don't save yourself, come to a bad end." Self-help requires a good image. A woman who drags her feet, is sloppy and has no temperament is basically equivalent to saying to others, "Look, I'm finished." Therefore, getting up early in the morning and dancing in Wuhe Park is not only good for your health but also good for your spirit. If you don't exercise for several days in a row, you will probably suffer from depression. Therefore, exercise is a good medicine for me. It costs nothing and has a good effect. People with high blood pressure dare not stop taking antihypertensive drugs, and I dare not stop taking exercise drugs. This is all necessary for the body, so it has nothing to do with commendatory words such as perseverance.
at that meeting in the new campus, I wore a new plaid coat, new shoes and a comfortable scarf. When I walked into the conference room, everyone else was seated. I heard someone in the seat seem to be surprised and shout, "Oh, Xiao Guo, Xiao Guo." I think this is because there is a big gap between my image and their image.
I saw Xiao Zhang's peeping smile, greeting me and peeping at me in this exclamation. Maybe she thinks that I shouldn't have such a good image, because distance produces beauty, so today she has to take this opportunity to come close to me to see what is going on. She opened my car door and looked at me carefully. By the way, she hung her frosted face in front of my eyes. The new smile on the frosted face seemed to have just been carved and pasted from the dough mold, and the lame notch was faintly visible.
When I came to the snack bar I had reserved, I slowed down and said, Let's eat here. She hesitated for a moment: "I still want to go in and do some shopping." Oh, she thought I was taking her inside for dinner, but I never thought so. The school is seven or eight miles away from the town, and I have to send it back after eating. I have to go back again, and I have to go back and forth for 3 miles. However, I can't help but satisfy her. I felt unhappy and uncomfortable at once.
driving is a worry, and it hurts the gas money. I came to the snack street half-heartedly, thinking about cooking, but I can't eat dumplings anyway. Ask her to order out of courtesy: "You can eat whatever you want. You earned it yourself." Who knows that she looked at her eyes full of food for three minutes and didn't remember what to eat. Probably feel that the opportunity is hard-won, so we should cherish it.
"eat fish?"
"Hey, can we eat?"
"how about frying croaker?"
"Hmm ..."
"How about mixing bitter chrysanthemum, but it's a little cold."
"I'm not afraid of being cold. Um ... "?
I pointed to the spinach cake set on the table and asked, "Do you want this?"
don't talk about eating, and don't talk about not eating.
"Help yourself to what you eat." ?
don't say.
I finally ordered a stewed black mushroom with meat and a fried tofu skin. I actually want to eat radish cakes and yellow croaker.
at dinner, she talked about her past divorce and new things about her current love. Everything you know, everything you can say. After she broke up, the man made a list of all the expenses since he met her, including wine and other gifts he brought to her house for blind date, including clothes he bought for her, including 1 yuan per week multiplied by the number of weeks of snacks, including meals he invited his colleagues to eat, including guests invited when her family came, and everything he could, including a bride price of 15, yuan, so that everyone in the school knew everything.
A colleague in the office said that he had seen the list, which was unprecedented. Fortunately, the ex-fiance's family has a good memory.
"If I really marry him, he will remember every penny I spend when I go home, and that will be troublesome. It's no pity that others say I have such a good computer. " She kept saying, "If it weren't for money, I wouldn't be sad and have no feelings. I went to his house, and he ignored each other when I read books and watched the computer. He didn't talk, even quarreled and quarreled. I don't call them at ordinary times ... It's not that I don't give them money. I really don't have enough. I gave my mother the betrothal money. The money I earned was also given to my mother, so I can't afford to give it to others. However, my mother said that the prostitute is not bad for this 5, yuan, so you should give them a quiet picture. If they really sue the Education Bureau for cheating, it will be troublesome. "
while listening to her, I was thinking: why didn't your mother take out the money and give it back to others? I thought maybe I had something to spend, and the money I got without effort was always easy to spend. Why did she tell me so much frankly? Maybe she thinks that if she doesn't tell others, she will misunderstand that she is cheating and won't return the money.
She said, then the principal found her and chatted with her, saying, Don't be afraid, they dare not come to school, that is, if they come to school, I will support you. You are my employee, and I will safeguard the interests of employees. It turns out that the headmaster is still so human.
I asked, "Did you cry?"
"Yes, the whole family said that I was wrong. Only the headmaster comforted me. I think he is really wonderful. Unfortunately, he was transferred, and the new principal was not as good as the old one. The school didn't arrange a dormitory. I called him and he said no matter. I asked President Li to help me say that he didn't seem to listen to President Li very much and only valued President Liu. "
I remember that when I was on duty during the summer vacation, President Liu came into the duty room and said to me with a little excitement:
"It's a new principal, you know?"
"I don't know."
"I really don't know?"
"I really don't know."
He said with a slight sense of relief, "President Wang has left." The tone clearly conveyed his hidden truth: damn it, this guy finally left. It seems that he really wants to find someone to talk about his feelings, to complain, to vent his indignation, to express his depression and to raise his ambition. However, I didn't respond to the vice principal's emotion. At this moment, although I clearly felt his dissatisfaction with the former principal, and I clearly knew that it would be easy to "attract jade" as long as it was as easy as blowing off dust, I didn't want to do so.
I don't want to do this not because I'm noble and don't hurt the principal who is leaving, nor because I can't get along with the vice principal, but because I don't know what kind of entanglement there is between the principal and the vice principal. I'm afraid that I can't grasp the temperature well, and that's not right. In the end, I'll be taken out of context by others, because there are always people who like to quote quotations from others. My sister always taught me this way: talk less. Sometimes my colleagues come to my house, and I feel that when people come, they will get a little news, which means they have not come to me for nothing. When my colleague left, my sister said angrily to me, "What did you say that for!" " I am often speechless. I didn't think her education was useful when she was alive, and I didn't know I was influenced by my sister until she died. But maybe it has something to do with age and reading. I seldom talk about others. If you know it clearly, you don't say it. If someone asks, it's irrelevant. The less, the better.
I was the only one in the duty room at that time, so I couldn't give him a ride as he wished. He stood there for a long time, the excitement on his face gradually disappeared and he left. Former subordinates are not reused, and the possibility of being favored in front of new ones is often too large. A person's ability should not be suppressed for too long, and it is easy to be schizophrenic if suppressed for too long, so he will instinctively guide himself.
It is said that on the first day when the new principal handed over the work to the school, all the cadres left after the meeting, and only President Liu stayed and invited the new principal to dinner. The new headmaster has been away from home for 5 or 6 miles, which means he has left his hometown. Someone around him is so intimate, so why not feel grateful and trusting? At the meeting at the beginning of the new term, President Liu was in high spirits, and his speech was comprehensive and coherent, which was completely different from the previous state of hanging high. He was like a willow or poplar that had been exposed to nectar after a long drought, and stood on the hillside. President Li, on the contrary, changed the old look of being the master of his own house, chewed gum for a long time in the leadership position, his eyelids drooped, and his wit and shrewdness vanished. Don't just men serve two masters? Or have you lost the opportunity to be uncompromising? President Liu's high spirits were the first thing I saw, so I won't say anything.
You don't need to tell others about your own affairs, just leave a joke. Since it's your hard-earned meal, you can eat with peace of mind and don't have to provide talk. She was so generous, she opened a thread and went on endlessly.
there is a class in the afternoon, but fortunately there is a time limit. It's a pity that I haven't finished my food. I was going to pack after I finished the bill. I just got the convenient bag, but I was surprised to see the waiter shout the rest of the dishes together. "I'm still packing." "I asked her and she saidno." The waiter looked at her innocently.
"forget it," I said.
"forget it." She said.
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