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What are the wonderful conditions for blind date?

"Boys and girls? How old is it? Where do you work? Do you have a room? " At the entrance of the park at the southwest corner of the intersection of songshan road and Zhongyuan Road in Zhengzhou City, this is the "prelude" for many strangers to communicate with each other.

Blind date mode

Exchange basic information of both parties.

Have a fixed "routine"

On the morning of July 22nd, it was Saturday. At the "blind date corner" of the park, I followed my parents' conversation about blind date every step of the way.

"Boys and girls? How old are you? " If they are boys and girls of similar age, two parents who have never met will have something to talk about. "Where do you work? Do you knit? Where did you buy the house? " These problems are often the secondary problems of both parents.

When the job is right and there is a house, parents begin to ask about their children's personalities. While chatting, they took out their mobile phones and said, "Look, this is my son (girl). Does he look good? "

The above scene is almost a fixed "routine" for the parents of this "blind date". In addition to the way the two sides "strike up a conversation" with each other, the "blind date corner" has another "faction": taking notes silently.

On the round flower bed of the "blind date corner", there are various notes with basic information of men and women, such as gender, age, zodiac, education, height, weight, work status, emotional status, whether there is a house, whether parents have a stable job or a pension, etc. These are all very detailed.

A 70-year-old man, looking from the center of the flower bed, saw the information of making friends with suitable conditions and picked up a pen to record it.

Henan Business Daily reporter noticed that after the old man turned around the flower bed, his notebook was full of two pages, all of which were information of men around 30 years old, "Looking for a girl." He said.

Major groups

Grandpa and aunt "go to the market" on time

Young men and women are very rare.

Similar to the "dating corners" in other cities in China, Zhengzhou's "dating corners" are mostly gray-haired old people, but as the "owners" of dating notes, young men and women are very rare.

Early in the morning, 78-year-old Aunt Zhang and 83-year-old wife will go to the blind date corner in the southwest corner of Greentown Square on time to find the only granddaughter in the family.

In the morning 10, when the "blind date corner" was busy, Aunt Zhang's wife looked slowly along the flower bed filled with "resumes" on crutches, while writing and drawing in a small notebook, and Aunt Zhang began to chat with the people next to her. "Where are your boys and girls? My granddaughter is 25 years old this year. She is a translator and part-time English teacher. She is filial and obedient. " When it comes to the requirements for the other half, Aunt Zhang said that what she values most is the character of the other person.

"Now the divorce rate is high, young people are too impetuous and often can't stand the temptation." Aunt Zhang said that in their time, love and marriage were often a lifetime thing. She really doesn't understand why it's getting harder and harder to find a reliable partner now.

Speaking of the combination with his wife, Aunt Zhang said with a smile: "It was introduced by my aunt at that time. A teacher, a doctor and a similar educational background soon came together. " Aunt Zhang said that from falling in love to getting married, one is in Zhengzhou and the other is in Beijing. "Although the two places are separated, the hearts are together."

Now, the old couple, who are married, are looking for a date for their granddaughter. Aunt Zhang told Henan Business Daily that she arranged three or four blind dates for her granddaughter here, and the results were not satisfactory. "Our parents think it is appropriate, but it is not necessarily appropriate for two children to meet." However, the granddaughter is only 25 years old now. Aunt Zhang said, "Don't worry, then choose. You'd better find the right one."

Provide their own services

A person who arranges blind dates for himself.

Go to the "blind date corner" four times every two months.

"Young man, did you come on a blind date by yourself?" Every few minutes, Xiao Li will be asked In this "blind date corner", the 33-year-old is very eye-catching because he holds a blind date note in his hand.

On his blind date note, he has his own work photo, and the information is very detailed: management positions in Internet companies, with an annual salary of more than 6,543,800 yuan; Father, civil servants and employees of the parent company have retired; There is a three-bedroom apartment next to Metro Line 2. For his other half, Xiao Li said that two conditions must be met: bachelor degree and height 165 cm or above.

About two months ago, Xiao Li happened to pass by and found this "blind date corner". He came four times in the following time. "I was busy at work before, and now I should get married." Xiao Li doesn't mind the way he holds a blind date note.

"You come here, you can look at each other's parents first. The quality of parents also determines the child's character. " Xiao Li said that he came here four times and met seven or eight girls, but he didn't succeed in the end. "Some met and chatted and found that they couldn't get along, while others didn't like me."

Xiao Li said that he had been married on a dating website before, but the final result was not satisfactory. Now as long as he has time on weekends, he will stand in the park with a note for hours. He always felt that he might meet his other half one day.

In the circle of "blind date angle"

What is the ideal object?

General requirements of girls:

Have a stable job, a house and a good personality.

In the blind date information observed by Henan Business Daily reporters, the proportion of women is significantly higher. "There are few boys here." A parent told the Henan Business Daily reporter.

At the edge of the flower bed, Henan Business Daily reporter randomly selected an area. In 40 dating notes, the ratio of women to men is 3 1.

Observing the requirements of these girls for the other half, there are several similarities: stable work, housing and good character.

Zhengzhou men and women working in a foreign land;

Must work in the same city

In addition to local blind date, there is another corner "blind date corner", which is the blind date who works in first-tier cities such as Beishangguang and Zhengzhou.

Compared with other blind date objects, one of the hard levers for men and women is that they must work in the same city. One mother said that it would also be convenient for children to come back to visit relatives in the future. "Don't worry about going back to the man's house or the woman's house."

There are also some very picky:

Zhengzhou "Old Residents" and Only Children

There are many people in Zhengzhou, but foreigners account for a large part. "An aunt who is looking for a partner for her master's son who teaches at a university told Henan Business Daily that she asked the woman's family to be local in Zhengzhou, preferably an" old household ",so as to at least ensure that her parents also work in Zhengzhou." Both old people are in Zhengzhou, which makes it convenient for their children to take care of them. "In addition, the aunt also asked the woman to be the only child in the family." We are only children and want to find an only child. At least the burden is not very heavy. "

Many parents left after listening to their aunt's conditions. "No wonder the children are in their thirties and not married." A parent muttered in a low voice.

Walking around this "circle" for a while, you can still hear some amazing "special requirements". Aunt Zhang told Henan Business Daily that she had been wandering around here for more than two years and had seen many wonderful blind date conditions.

"There was a resume saying that the woman's weight must be 1 1 1 kg. You see, this condition is a joke. " In Aunt Zhang's view, these seemingly harsh external conditions are not important. The most important thing is whether parents are reasonable people. "A tangled family can't do it."

It is because there are many requirements that it is wasted until now, and sometimes we have to relax our requirements for each other according to our own conditions.