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[Anti-Japanese War Story] Fifty words of Anti-Japanese War Story

A, radish pit1in August and September, 937, War of Resistance against Japanese Aggression has been playing for more than a month! The Kuomintang troops retreated to the south assiduously; I only hate that his parents didn't give him more legs! But it is very powerful for ordinary people! Watch the donkey pull the donkey, watch the chicken catch the chicken; When people saw the army, they hid far away. When they meet it, they must first pose for being beaten ... The people say, "It's over! It's over! I can't live! "

Just then, a team came down from the northwest, just like China's team, one went south, one went north, one fled, and the other came to fight the Japanese, just opposite.

Everyone in this team coming down from the northwest wears big hats, barefoot ducks wear cloth sandals, and the word "Eight Roads" is written on the armband. The "furniture" (weapons) they carry are not strong, but they look energetic. People say this is Mao Zedong Zhu De's team. I've heard that team 1 is different from the team next to it. The business is fair, well-founded, and kind to people. However, ordinary people are always "seeing is believing", and there is an old concept: put on "tiger skin" and "two and a half feet", no matter how strong they are, they are not as strong as there, so they are always a little scared.

On this day, the Eighth Route Army went south from Mengxian County, Shanxi Province, arrived at Hongzidian, Pingshan, and advanced along the Hutuo River.

Passing through Houjiazhuang, Pingshan, the villagers didn't ask whose team it was. They ran the whole course and got into the canyon. Several brave men stood on the hillside and watched from a distance. After watching it for a long time, I didn't see the team entering the village. I just rested by the field for a while, sang some children's songs and left.

The people returned to the village in high spirits; Donkeys are still tied to the trough, chickens are still scattered in the yard, pigs are still humming in the pen ... there is no shortage of firewood! Only the radish field on the edge of the village is missing a radish! The common people said; "God! This team is really touching! (Sorry) I waited for the boss for a while before I pulled out some radishes to eat! " Everyone was talking loudly when someone found a note in a pepper tree:

"The villagers! I'm terribly sorry! We couldn't find boiled water to drink, so we ate some radishes in the field and the money lay in the radish pit. One radish, two coppers, one radish and one copper. Salute!

The Eighth Route Army declared "

After the literate people read the words on the note, people put their fingers in the radish pits, and sure enough, there are copper coins in each pit; Two in the big pit and one in the small pit. ...

"This? This? This? " "oh! Oh! Oh! " People are stupid by this thing!

Second, gongs and drums

Less than a month after the Eighth Route Army came, the people were not only not afraid, but also affectionate! Speaking of the "catch-up" of this army, it is really 1 10% good, no problem! You see how considerate people are: if you don't take the "shortcut" in the field, you are afraid of destroying crops; Don't tie the horse to the tree, for fear of gnawing the bark, and then nail a cork to tie it; When comrades meet young women in the street, they bow their heads and don't even look at them ... but there is only one thing that is not at ease; I wonder how the war is going.

People think that the people (referring to the Kuomintang army) eat rice, wear fine cloth and have complete furniture; Cannons, machine guns, submachine guns ... everything, but I still can't beat foreign devils (referring to Japanese soldiers). At least I got through, left the furniture and ran away! Look at this Eighth Route Army again: life is bitter, furniture is poor, and there are not many tall people ... Although they can't talk, they sing and keep their mouths shut: "The final victory is ours! The final victory is ours! " I have also heard that the Eighth Route Army fought fiercely, but no one has seen it!

One day, I got a message: the foreign devils have a transport team: eight carts and forty devils. I want to pass by Houjiazhuang.

A company of the Eighth Route Army camped in Houjiazhuang.

Ten miles before Zhuang, there is a birch forest. Further on, there is a ditch, and the deeper it goes, the narrower it becomes. There are high and low hills on three sides and mountains on the back. It looks like a sock. The Eighth Route Army said to the people, "Let's catch turtles in a jar, so that no one will go back with their heads! Just watch it on this mountain! "

The team is arranged immediately, just waiting for the enemy to come over, and ordinary people often really climb the mountain to watch the battle!

Speak and the enemy will come!

The enemy of kung fu never touched a nail, so he was very proud. He didn't even look down on China people, and even marched with a gun on his back. Eight cars were pushed into this "sock" by a leisurely taxi.

People hiding in the mountains have never seen the Eighth Route Army shoot; Who has no heartbeat? I waited until the devil was close to the nose of the Eighth Route Army, and suddenly "Boom!" With a flick of the hand, smoke filled the sky. The devils are eager to pick up their guns. The Eighth Route Army, with bayonets and machetes in ambush, has already jumped in front of the devils! The devils wore yellow uniforms, and the Eighth Route Army wore gray uniforms. When I saw the gray clouds rolling in the yellow clouds, I pulled up the cow and jumped around in shock. ...

People who climbed the mountain to watch the battle unconsciously flocked to the hillside. I don't know who brought the gongs and drums to beat and shouted, "Kill! Kill! " The sound of gongs and drums joined together.

But suddenly it quieted down again, as if I could still hear the "bang" sound of bayonet touching bayonet!

After trying to cook a meal, the devil saw that he was dying and ran away.

The machine gun on the slope is about to open! Chase the fleeing enemy!

At this time, the big gongs and drums rang again!

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This battle wiped out more than 20 devils and got eight trucks of rice, canned food and biscuits ... When the Eighth Route Army returned to the village from the battlefield, the people had already baked cakes and cooked mung bean porridge, and it was steaming! Even people from seven or eight miles away came to see it, and they were so happy to ask questions around the Eighth Route Army!

A soldier asked his fellow villager, "How was the battle? Criticism! Criticism! "

The villagers gave a thumbs-up and said, "Nothing! There is nothing to say! "