Are there any useful English compositions or jokes for primary school students?

One fine afternoon, a snake father and son went out for a walk. The son asked, "Dad, are we poisonous snakes?" The father proudly replied, "Yes, son, we are rattlesnakes! Why do you ask your son? " "Because dad, I just bit my tongue! ! "

One sunny afternoon, father snake and son snake went out for a walk. The son asked, "Dad, are we poisonous snakes?" The father proudly replied, "Of course, son, we are rattlesnakes!" " Why do you ask? ""Because I just bit my tongue! "