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Interesting students and teachers arrived on Monday ... Xiaoying handed in her homework and was immediately called to the penalty station by the teacher at noon. She read "I won't lie to the teacher in the future" 500 times. Why? Why is this teacher so cruel to this fragile pupil? Let's see how her composition is written ... > Today is Sunday. Although we went to Ocean Park to play until 1 1 pm yesterday, we got up early today and went to Taiping Mountain next to Ocean Park to pick fruit, because my grandparents live in Taiping Mountain. At the foot of Taiping Mountain, we took off our shoes and began to climb the mountain. It took about 1 minute to reach the top of the mountain. The air at the top of the mountain is very good. Grandpa took us to his orchard. Wow ... Grandpa's orchard is so big, many fruit trees are planted, including watermelon tree, strawberry tree and pineapple tree ... Because I am too young to climb trees, Grandpa climbed the watermelon tree, picked the biggest watermelon and threw it to Dad, and Dad picked it up with one hand! There are many fruits growing on the ground of the orchard, such as apples, pears, coconuts, etc ... Grandpa picked some coconuts, peeled them with his hands, removed the seeds and gave them to everyone. Coconut is delicious! I ate more than 20. Cousin also threw a coconut in my face, killing me! After the fruit dinner, we went to the Himalayas next to Taiping Mountain to play. We heard the teacher say that the Himalayas is the highest mountain in the world. Sure enough, the teacher didn't lie to us. My cousin and I climbed and climbed. It took about 2 minutes to reach the top of the mountain. I'm so sexy. Later, we still felt very hot, so we went to the top of the mountain to soak in hot springs. What a cold hot spring ~ Himalayas is really a good place. Later my cousin asked me if I had any money. He saw McDonald's near the top of the mountain. Cousin, you always borrow money from me! When I was still shopping, I heard my mother calling us home in Taiping Mountain and had to leave reluctantly. Taiping Mountain and Himalayas are really interesting places. I will ask my parents to take us to play in the future. Dad said that if I won the first place in this exam, he would take me to Tokyo, Beijing and Nanjing this Sunday. I want to go to Xijing most because my cousin lives in Xijing. She said that in fact, textbooks are deceptive. There is a mountain in Xijing that is higher than the Himalayas. It takes about 3 minutes to climb it. There is also a big night market and children's playground, and there is a clear stream. I must study hard and let my father take me to these places to play. & gt Instructor's Comments: >> The content is full of contradictions and exaggerated ability > I don't know what to say, I have never seen it since I taught for more than 20 years > Please pay attention to the teacher's request to hand in 600 words of travel notes next time. With the last experience, Xiaoying didn't dare to scribble any more. She really wrote down the situation that her father took him to the animal and plant park on Sunday. & gt& gt-& gt； & gt Sunday >> This morning, my father took my family to the animal and plant park. Along the way, cicadas kept twittering, twittering, twittering, twittering, twittering, twittering, twittering. Manufacture, manufacture, manufacture, manufacture, manufacture, manufacture, manufacture, manufacture, manufacture, manufacture, manufacture, manufacture, manufacture, manufacture, manufacture, manufacture, manufacture, manufacture. Manufacture, manufacture, manufacture, manufacture, manufacture, manufacture, manufacture, manufacture, manufacture, manufacture, manufacture, manufacture, manufacture, manufacture, manufacture, manufacture, manufacture, manufacture. Manufacture, manufacture, manufacture, manufacture, manufacture, manufacture, manufacture, manufacture, manufacture, manufacture, manufacture, manufacture, manufacture, manufacture, manufacture, manufacture, manufacture, manufacture. Manufacture, manufacture, manufacture, manufacture, manufacture, manufacture, manufacture, manufacture, manufacture, manufacture, manufacture, manufacture, manufacture, manufacture, manufacture, manufacture, manufacture, manufacture. Cheep, cheep, cheep, cheep, cheep, cheep, cheep, cheep, cheep, cheep, cheep, cheep, cheep, cheep, cheep, cheep, cheep, cheep, cheep, cheep. Tutor's comments: > The content is true and can be changed > But the whole article uses more than 500 words of "knowledge" >: I have been teaching for more than 20 years and have never seen it > Please pay attention to the teacher's study next time. I am afraid that my classmates will scribble and ask for another 600 words of travel notes, but I have to put forward my learning experience that day. Xiaoying and her mother carefully consulted the textbook after climbing the mountain, and finally found that one thing verified the knowledge of the textbook and happily wrote it down and gave it to the teacher. & gt-& gt； Today, Sunday, my mother and I went climbing. When I get to the top of the mountain, my mother says there will be an echo on the quiet mountain. My brother and I tried to shout together-"How are you?" Sure enough, about three seconds later, we heard: How are you? How are you? How are you? How are you? How are you? How are you? How are you? How are you? How are you? How are you? How are you? How are you? How are you? How are you? How are you? How are you? How are you? How are you? How are you? How are you? How are you? How are you? How are you? How are you? How are you? How are you? How are you? How are you? How are you? How are you? How are you? How are you? How are you? How are you? How are you? How are you? How are you? How are you? How are you? How are you? How are you? How are you? I finally realized the sonic reflection in the textbook. What a meaningful day. & gt-& gt； Tutor's comments: > As a teacher, I'm glad to learn from her > But the whole article * * * appreciates about 200 sentences of How are you > I haven't seen it since I taught for more than 20 years > Please pay attention next time >-That the teacher can't be lazy about Xiaoying's composition? At the same time, stop writing travel notes and think about how to motivate Xiaoying to write > potential. There will be another: > the most unforgettable thing > Xiaoying bites a pencil and thinks hard. Finally, she wrote a crash book. After handing it over, she thought to herself, Teacher, don't punish me any more. She couldn't help giggling. When I came home from school last Friday, I saw a lot of shit in front of my house. At that time, I ate a catty: "Who is so wicked to shit in front of my house?" "I quickly called my sister out. My sister ate a catty after reading it and swore," What a heartless man! There is no water! "My sister asked me to take a broom to sweep together. Mom came out to see it when she knew. She also ate a catty and cried, "Evil! Dad heard mom's cry and came out to see what happened. He also ate a kilo. "Who did it? Mother Wang, the neighbor, just came back from shopping and ate a catty. Uncle Wang and Wang Xiaoming came out and ate a catty. In a short time, a dozen people gathered and everyone ate a catty. Finally, they dialed 1 19. After eating a catty, the firemen finally got rid of that shit. This is the most unforgettable thing. & gt-& gt； Tutor's comment: > Progress > Note that the typo is "taken aback" instead of "ate a catty" > There is always 20 kilograms of this shit. Who has this ability?