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Examples of composition in pursuit of fame and profit

Happiness is not the pursuit of fame and fortune.

The connotation of happiness has its own definition, and each definition has its own understanding. Just after drinking a bowl of thick millet hot porridge, I suddenly want to define happiness: happiness is worthless.

Haha, it's really hopeless. A bowl of ordinary millet porridge makes a young man feel satisfied when facing the bizarre society that time waits for no one. So, what is his ambition and achievement? Yes, the swan is high, but the sparrow doesn't know, but it is also a pursuit of the sparrow to find grains, go around the jungle and sing branches, and it is also a necessary scenery with a beautiful world. You can't object to it, and you can't deprive it. By the same token, a grassroots person in a vast world regards drinking a bowl of millet porridge as the highest enjoyment of life and has no regrets about life, doesn't he? Not good? So, after drinking this bowl of millet porridge, I will spread out the paper and start writing, tell a few true stories, entertain myself or masturbate to spend this relaxing Sunday. Such is a worthless life. I can't help it. I want to.

A few days ago, I organized a physical examination for all employees. There are hundreds of people in a unit, but only five people are healthy. And there's nothing wrong with it. The oldest person in it happens to be me. So my usual obscurity makes all beings envy me. Even the biggest head of the unit is dark with all kinds of fibroids, and the clouds are overcast. All beings come to ask the way of keeping in good health. I casually said: drink rice porridge, tell jokes and drag my feet to work. Go to the hospital with all my colleagues to visit another middle head who just had surgery. Hours looked pale and sighed: "Work is the greatest evil, and all problems are caused by work." A provincial model worker dragged his tired tone and couldn't help but add: "It's so happy to have a good body."

A friend lives in the beautiful Jiangnan water town and is a middle-level financial manager of a large enterprise. She is beautiful, popular from top to bottom, and her work is smooth. Her husband also runs a big factory, and her daughter who is in high school is beautiful and has excellent grades. The whole family has two cars and three houses, and everyone else envies your happiness. And every day after work, she is depressed, blaming her husband for leaving early and returning late:

"Can you spare some time with me, and then we can go to that hillside to play a flower blowing contest?"

My husband's face is hard to say: "If you invest millions, something will happen if you are not careful. I'll make the money back for you. What do you want to do? " Is this not good? "

Good or bad? She doesn't know. She just drinks tea, goes shopping and sings with her friends all day. After a long time, it didn't make much sense, so she went online to look for it. A few days later, somehow, I suddenly fell in love with a man who has no ambition and only smokes, drinks, dances and gets some ink. Other than that, he is plain and useless. He asked her, "What do you see in me?"

"You brought me happiness."

"But I have nothing?"

"You have a normal heart. Have time to chat with me, listen to me and be my trash can. "

"I don't have any special skills and other skills. I only cook porridge for my wife."

"That's better, you cook well, I drink. You have nothing to do, and then accompany me to watch the sunset and the sea. Is that okay? "

"I can do this, and I am willing to do it. But they still have to live? "

"It's easy. Give them the money I earned, and you can take time out to accompany me, ok?"

"Well, let's go to a place unknown to outsiders, read a book when we are free, have a cup of tea when we are tired, and eat a bowl of rice porridge when we are hungry. Go to play with snow when you are in a particularly good mood. "

"That's good, with this, I won't be in vain in my life. I feel happy. "

"I feel it, too."

A good friend who urinated in the mud and played with himself, was poor at home and weak in body when he was in middle school. He had to repeat several years before he was admitted to an ordinary university. After graduation, I was assigned to a small town as a teacher. Five years later, unwilling to be mediocre, he was admitted to graduate school, leaving his three-year-old daughter and beloved wife to study abroad alone. I've been alone for three years and it's hard to miss each other. After that, he was assigned to teach in a key middle school in the provincial capital. A few years later, she has become a famous teacher, but her wife and daughter can't get a hukou or a job. They can only travel back and forth between the two places on holidays every year, and the cowherd meets the weaver girl. That year, his class won a great victory, and more than 20 people were admitted to Tsinghua and Peking University, setting a record for the college entrance examination in the whole province. However, when the provincial advanced class teacher and the 3,000 yuan bonus were delivered to him, he was lying in his hospital bed and said an unspeakable word to his colleagues and students who came to visit him: "I don't want to die."

A few days later, when his urn was sent back from the provincial capital to his hometown for burial, many colleagues and friends who envied him looked at the weak woman and beautiful wife in front of the subway car and sighed deeply: "It turned out that everything was not worth it."

One day, the teacher finished Li Bai's research class and walked out of the classroom. A student followed closely and asked the teacher:

"Is Li Bai's life a tragedy or a comedy?"

"Tragedy, of course."

"What is the reason?"

"Pursuing fame and profit."

"Isn't this human nature?"

"So, people's life has never reached the limit set by God. Humans will never find the so-called happiness. "

"Fame and fortune is bad? Shouldn't there be lofty aspirations and ideals? Is it wrong to achieve things that are beneficial to human beings and their own careers? "

"What are people eager to do? Can the real ideal come true? Which great man did not mix personal special desires when doing that kind of career that is beneficial to mankind? But who died without regret saying that he was a truly happy person? "

"Can a person be called without lofty pursuit?"

"It is because of endless desires that life becomes more shameless, selfish and despicable, and there is ugliness and sin in the world. We must know that most of the evils in the world are created by those who claim to be idealistic and enterprising. "

"But they also contributed to mankind. The people still appreciate, praise and admire them. "

"In fact, they also dug many wrong roads for human beings. There is no difference between good and bad ideals, but one characteristic is that they cannot be realized. She will only lead the lost life to despair by mistake. "

"So what is the real value and meaning of life?"

"Living flatly and lightly, just like animals, returns to the original state of human life."

"Is the life of pigs and dogs good?"

"Just don't be slaughtered."

A vice governor returned to his hometown after retirement, farming, raising pigs, eating farmhouse meals, drinking well water and working for local people. Everyone was puzzled, saying that his joy was fake and deliberately faked. The reporter went to interview. He smiled and replied, "What's wrong with that? When he and Peng wanted to go home and farm, they couldn't. Didn't He Long just starve to death? " The reporter was speechless.

At the entrance of the community, a family of three who went to work in the city squatted in front of an old flatbed car, waiting for people to sell waste products. My five-or six-year-old son in the car was wrapped in a shabby cotton-padded coat, shrinking his red hands and staring at a pair of black eyes, listening to what his mother was telling interesting stories. Father squatted by a small fire burning a pile of pieces of paper, smoking a cigarette, looking at the girl leisurely and smiling happily. The sun, which is not too warm in winter, shines silently on them, and wisps of fog are spit out from their mother's mouth. Passers-by walked in such a hurry that no one paid attention to them.

After being sentenced to death, Li Zhen, director of the State Taxation Bureau of Hebei Province, told reporters: "No one can say beautiful words without a knife around his neck. I just want one life now, no matter what kind of life. Living is happiness. "

Su Zhe, a great writer in the Northern Song Dynasty, and Lu Xun, a great writer in modern times, once said to their sons: When you grow up, don't be writers, don't get ahead, do something, and so on. It's best to be an ordinary person.

Dapeng said to the frog at the bottom of the well, how many lifetimes have passed, can't you grow a little longer, jump out of this dry black well and see the outside world? Even if you can't be as bright as I am in Wan Li, how many miles will do? You know, that kind of feeling, as long as you feel it, you will never forget it.

The frog closed his eyes and answered, I know the outside world is wonderful, but I don't want to be so helpless. I also want to travel thousands of miles around the world in one day, but I prefer to stay by the clear pool and think about the sun and the moon.

"Everything is nothing and destruction, it is one. Only those who achieve their goals know that common sense is one, and they will not use it, but tolerate all kinds of mediocrity. Explore, use, use, pass, pass, pass ... "

There are two levels of human value and meaning, one is external and the other is internal; One is spirit, and the other is material. But God will never give these two faces to humans at the same time. Therefore, pain is the first manifestation of human ignorance, and happiness is the greatest proof that human beings have wisdom. -in my sleep, I seemed to be preaching in Zhuangzi, and I was suddenly surprised, but there was nothing. I only remember these words, so I am busy copying them here.

My wife is laid off and only receives more than 300 yuan in subsidies every month. Cook at home and look after the children. Eating simple food, living in a humble room and wearing simple clothes, my body is getting fatter and fatter, and my face is beginning to glow. One day, I said to my wife, "Why don't you find another job and add some clothes for you?" The wife said flatly, "Your monthly salary of more than 1000 is enough. Eat, drink and sleep well, my daughter can go to kindergarten, and the whole family is not sick. All right. I feel much happier at work than before. " Hearing this, I said happily, "OK, let's eat quickly. Then watch TV. Go to bed if you don't want to see it. "

After the story was finished, my daughter was fascinated. Her mother asked, "What will Xiaomei do when she grows up?" Small eyes turned several times, and finally solemnly said, "Look at the gate."

-Ha ha ha. My wife and I looked at each other, and at the same time, after saying "Really worthless", we laughed happily, feeling happier than when her sister was admitted to a key university.

On the windowsill, the sunshine that was not blocked by Alexander came in.