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Talk to your wife.

Talk to your wife.

Chatting with your wife, living together for a long time, all the novelty will fade, your understanding of each other will increase, it is difficult to find a common topic to chat with, and the communication between the two sides will become less. The following is the topic of chatting with my wife.

Chatting with my wife 1 First of all, hobbies

1. What sports do you like?

2. What flowers do you like?

3. What food do you like?

4. What clothes do you like?

5. What cosmetics do you like?

6. What movies/music do you like?

7. What stars do you like?

8. What are you thinking?

9. Constellation topic?

10, what game do you like?

Second, study and life.

1. What kind of learning environment do you like?

2. Have you made any new progress in your research?

3. What is the teacher like?

Are you satisfied with your study?

5. Is it stressful?

6. What do you usually like to eat after school?

7. cook by yourself?

8. Where do you usually go to play?

9. movies and TV?

10, where to play?

Third, miscellaneous.

1. What do you think is the most important function of money?

2. How did you learn what a man (woman) should have?

Do you believe in God?

4. If money is no longer the goal, what is your greatest pursuit?

5. What would you do if you won the lottery?

6. If you were going to donate money to charity, which association (project) would you donate it to?

7. Have you ever abused animals?

8. Do you believe in fate?

9. Can you tell me what supports your belief?

10, who do you admire most? Why?

1 1, tell me your code of conduct in personal debt.

12. When you are in trouble, who will you ask?

13, who do you think is responsible for your life?

14, how did you hold back your anger? Did it cause any trouble?

15. If you wanted to write a book, what would you write?

16. If possible, where would you like to live most? Why?

17. If you win the lottery, will you continue to work?

18. What do you think when you are biased against someone?

19, who is your best friend? Why?

20. How did you choose your present job?

Chat with your wife. First, misinterpret the way of chatting

Distortion is deliberately distorting and understanding the meaning of a woman's words or actions. You can interpret a woman's meaning as "she is being nice to me" through deliberate misinterpretation. By misinterpreting this humorous and harmonious language feature, we can convey what girls say or do through this relaxed and teasing atmosphere.

To gradually close the psychological distance between you and girls. Speaking of this, some brothers may think, for example, girls say: I am older than you, you: I know my breasts are small. This is a simple misinterpretation, but in addition, you need to master the following two methods:

1, you can misinterpret almost anything she says as a framework for her pursuit of you, even if she is a little narcissistic.

2. Use what women usually say to men. When deliberately misinterpreting her, I am eager to have a relationship with you.

Learn to draw inferences from others. This is a simple language and role change, usually after men take advantage and change their thinking. It will become very interesting, a little bit like a thief shouting to catch a thief. When misinterpreting, you should judge the degree of misinterpretation and the depth of the topic according to the feedback from girls, which makes it easier to deepen the relationship between you.

Second, cold reading.

Cold reading refers to telling each other's personality characteristics when you just know each other, making them feel that you know her well and arousing their interest in you. Through cold reading, you can effectively knock on the shell of girls and let you establish closer contact and trust. In fact, many times, girls will even talk to you.

Even agreed to your date, but she didn't fully accept you from the heart. Because everyone's subconscious wants to protect themselves, they will habitually hide their truest thoughts. When you read these words to a girl who is studying cold, her first thought is, how do you know me so well? This will soon make girls feel good about you.

Third, push-pull chat method

Proper use of push-pull will make the other person worry about you, make her feel like a roller coaster, and make her feel like you are unpredictable, thus improving his sense of demand for you. Pushing and pulling can make you occupy a key position in the other person's mind and make the other person care more about you. Thereby enhancing his investment in this relationship.

Proper push and pull can increase both sides' interest and the other side's sense of need for you. Grasping the scale of push-pull and properly using push-pull can make your relationship more harmonious and promote your relationship more easily. I would like to remind you that the effective shortcut to love is to copy other people's successful experiences and methods, instead of hitting a wall by yourself. In the end, time is wasted, my heart is tired, my money is spent, and there is no result.

Chatting with your wife topic 3 first talk about the happy things that happened that day or recently.

Talk about the interesting things you have recently encountered, let the other person feel the same way, be infected by the interesting and happy atmosphere, and pay attention to talking about feelings, because girls are more emotional.

Second, talk about food.

Many girls are essentially foodies, and food is a pleasant topic. When it comes to food, both parties will feel happy. If you find a delicious place, you can take her with you.

Third, talk about good movies and TV series.

You can know which movies have been shown recently and which TV series are very popular. Although you don't need to read all of them, you should at least have a general understanding of the content. Girls like to chase dramas, just as boys like to play games. If you talk to girls about TV dramas, they will have a great chance of being happy.

Fourth, talk about tourism.

"Eat all the delicious food in the world and see all the beautiful scenery in the world" is every girl's dream. At the same time, tourism is also a common topic for everyone. Few modern people don't like traveling, such as where they have been, what interesting things have happened, and so on.

Everyone can have a good conversation, and then you can ask her where else she wants to go. If she says so-and-so has always wanted to go, your chance will come. If you have been there, you can tell her what you saw during your trip. If you haven't been there, wouldn't it be better to make an appointment to create a beautiful memory?

Fifth, talk about family and friends.

Talking about family and friends will make people feel cordial, and you will feel that you are an affectionate person, which will help them understand each other's family, circle of friends and personality tendencies and enhance mutual understanding. Although everyone's living environment is different, they all live with their closest relatives. Among these relatives, there will always be people who have a greater influence on themselves.

By talking about a person's family, we can get a good understanding of this person's growth experience, and at the same time we can get a good understanding of this person's personality through her attitude towards the family. If a person doesn't even have a sense of intimacy with his family, it needs careful consideration whether such a person is worth interacting with. You know, his attitude towards his family is his attitude towards you in the future.

Sixth, talk about the constellation.

Constellation is a topic that girls like very much, and many girls are superstitious about horoscope. So you can get a general understanding of the characteristics of each constellation on the Internet, and analyze the characteristics and tell each other, which will be very interesting!

Seventh, talk about social hot topics.

Talk about social hot topics, express your views through hot topics, and let the other party know their three views. Both sides are generally interested in participating in hot topics.