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In the history of China, when we choose the territory, we are basically looking for the territory in the heyday of this dynasty. Because only at this time, the military, economy and territory of this dynasty reached the peak of history. So we look at the territory of today's historical dynasties, basically based on the territory of the heyday.

Of course there are exceptions. For example, in the Ming Dynasty, the "prosperous time of benevolence" in the Ming Dynasty was basically the Xuanzong period of the Ming Dynasty. However, when it comes to the territory of the Ming Dynasty, the map of Judy's period is often used as a representative. This happened because during the so-called prosperous period of Emperor Xuanzong of Ming Dynasty, the Ming Dynasty ceded some land. The cession of land in the prosperous times was basically the exclusive share of the Ming Dynasty to the historical dynasties. It's like flying into the sky with officials or sparrows to play games. It is shameful to be bullied by a trumpet.

So, what land did the Ming Dynasty lose in the "prosperous time of benevolent government"? The first is "Northern Parallel Dusi", formerly known as "Daning Dusi". This administrative organization manages the Daningwei area, the area north of Yanshan Mountain and the area south of Xiliaohe. It was the springboard for the Northern Expedition of the Ming Army after the founding of the People's Republic of China, and this position was very important for Zhu Yuanzhang and Judy. This is of special significance, especially for Judy.

1399, in order to defeat the confederate army and get elite cavalry to revolt, Judy gave Daning and other garrison areas to the Mongols around Wuliangha, leaving only the garrison area at the forefront of the whole northern parallel headquarters. After Xuanzong of Ming Dynasty came to power, he felt that his grandfather should be able to sell his land, so Xuanzong of Ming Dynasty chose to move to Kaipingwei and give up the whole northern parallel capital.

I can't say here that I'm not sad about selling the field. After all, grandpa is also for sale. Followed by the "three announcements and six appeasement" under the Chief Secretary of Yunnan. The Chief Secretary of Yunnan is divided into two parts: the Propaganda Department and the Propaganda Department of Yunnan Mainland and Indochina Peninsula. Yunnan is directly under the central government and ruled by officials. The Indo-China Peninsula was partly inherited from the Yuan Dynasty, controlled by Tusi and ruled by the central government. 144 1 year, chieftain luchuan thought it was a rebellion law. The Ming dynasty spent eight years suppressing it. Since then, the court has been too busy facing north to look west. Taking this opportunity, the Dongyu dynasty in Myanmar and the Sukhothai dynasty in Thailand invaded the Three Declarations and Six Comfort in the north. By the end of the Ming Dynasty, the three proclamations and six strokes were basically abolished, and the jurisdiction of the Chief Secretary of Yunnan was no different from today. Therefore, the so-called monarch, Zhu Zhanji, was Emperor Xuanzong of the Ming Dynasty, and he looked like a black sheep no matter what he saw.

This kind of thing, even in the late Qing dynasty, can't compete. When the land was lost in the Qing dynasty, it was lost only when it was too angry. Ming Xuanzong was the most powerful in the Ming Dynasty, but he also ceded land. If you put him in another dynasty, it should be no problem to judge the worst emperor. You know, the Ming Dynasty never lacked refugees. If Ming Taizu Xuanzong was the monarch, it would only cost more money and time to put them in San Xuan and Liuwei.

Besides, money is the most important thing in prosperous times. The Han Dynasty lost land and entered the last years of the dynasty. The Five Rebellion in Jin Dynasty and the Rebellion in An Shi in Tang Dynasty. Although Song occupied little land, people didn't lose it. The Qing dynasty was also the last time that the national strength was weak. Only Emperor Xuanzong of Ming Dynasty ceded territory in the prosperous times, and Ren Xuansheng was a joke.