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If there is a tear, hold it back and warm your eyes

First, one day I found that I was not qualified for self-pity.

Second, every road was full of thorns and thorns, even if I was bruised all over, no way back would be scarred no matter how I walked.

Third, I thought about the word "especially hard-working", and I did the first one.

Fourth, I should be as active as chasing girls I like. Try to chase after it once in the TM.

5. Why don't you eat Xuanmai during the winter vacation? Don't stop!

6. If there is a tear, it will warm your eyes

7. This society has taught me. No heart, no lungs, no feelings, no itching, no pain, no care.

8. I have a person I don't chase, but I particularly like.

nine, no one will take you as the most important thing, and it is only temporary. There is no denying that

ten, medicine is troublesome, you say that school starts and I say cao

eleven, please don't be too good to me. I'm afraid that one day I will not quit. The speed at which a person replies to you is directly proportional to the degree to which he cares about you, and he is most afraid of being kind to me desperately.

12. Because of regret, I lost a person who loves me.

13. There are thousands of buildings in Ande, but I have no money to buy one.

14. I can't bear to make you hate without me in the future.

15. How much painful understanding will I need for my maturity?

16. Women are made of water, so don't be too cold to her. Once it freezes below zero, you will be frostbitten.

17. You are very kind. Especially when I'm sorry for others

18. You don't want me, but a kind of vanity.

19. I thought you gave me a glimmer of hope. I held out my hands, but I was always cold behind bars.

2. I couldn't sleep because I thought too many things I shouldn't.

21. Either stick to it or give up early.

22. When I love you, you abandoned me < Where am I?

twenty-five, let's break up. Are you sure? Are you sure you are a little sister? Why don't you stay

26. You think I've pricked my hand and want to throw me away, young man. You're really good.

27. What's the appearance of the young man you loved? How can you make your love so crazy and absurd?

29. I can't sleep at the thought that I'm going to get up early, go out early and go to class early tomorrow.

3. Do you know what pains women have had

31. Won't it hurt if you think so much about him?

32. How many people you think will never betray you take advantage of your thought

33. Love and not love are not a matter of one's own opinion @

34. Time will slowly precipitate, and some people will gradually blur in your heart.

thirty-five, look at me, lover, you are so funny.

thirty-six, [I want to hug you so much, but it's a pity that you and I come and go in time,]

thirty-seven, people have to tell an average of ten thousand lies in their lives, and the easiest lie to blurt out is: Nothing, I'm fine.

thirty-eight. I'll give you my whole heart. You threw it on the ground and I had to pick it up with a smile.

39. When Premier Wen left office, there was no one to accompany him, but the new Prime Minister was surrounded by a group of people. This is an ugly society.

4. One day, when you and I are old, we sit in front of the court, enjoy the flowers and talk about the fleeting time. Today, a hundred years ago, I passed by, only to know that I have already seen it all.

41. [Because I love you, I think everyone looks like a rival in love] If there is a mountain, there are 1 ways to cross it

1. At first, we pretended to understand with confusion.

2. Accept the fact that love is rare and maybe it will never happen to you.

3. Happiness is like perfume. When you sprinkle it on others, you will get a little on yourself.

4. No matter how ambitious the goal is, it cannot be supported without faith.

5. Life is like a grand marathon. When I first set out, I was jostled shoulder to shoulder and there were a sea of people. At that time, we may not be ahead or outstanding enough, but as long as we don't give up on ourselves, I believe we will catch up one day.

6. Hard work is half the battle. It is inevitable to encounter setbacks on the road of life, but we should not retreat, but forge ahead courageously on the ideal road.

7. Be magnanimous when you are young, hard-working when you are young, never sell yourself short in your prime, and pass on your experience when you are old.

8. Endure the pain that others can't bear, and eat the pain that others can't eat, in order to reap the harvest that others can't get.

9. He has ten thousand reasons not to like you, and you have ten thousand reasons to stick to yourself.

1. There is no skill to win over others except self-reproach, and there is no skill to win over others except self-improvement.

11, the so-called strong, roughly speaking, when there is a happy harvest, it is no longer attributed to my good luck, but that I was worth it.

12. Men's feelings are like this. They turn it off like a faucet.

13. People are too easy to get lost in practice, stop at the wonders on the road and forget where they were going.

14. There are many things in life that can knock you down, but what really knocks you down is your own mentality

15. Maturity is to constantly abandon the form and look at the essence.

16. If you missed yesterday, please don't miss today again. A thing of the past is left to the years to deal with; The future is left to time to prove. Good morning!

17. Don't miss someone who loves you to the bone, because there may be only one such person in everyone's life, and this person may only love you once.

18. When your kindness is wronged, remember to say this to yourself: Your kindness should be reserved for those who know how to be grateful, not the kind of bitch who takes it for granted and will push her luck in insatiability.

19. It is better to manage your own dignity and beauty than to care about others' betrayal and badness. Classic inspirational quotations short sentences.

2. I have to run as hard as I can. I know there are many people waiting to see me fall down in a mess and laugh at my overreaching.

21. Say goodbye to the wrong talent and meet the right one.

22. Reality is this shore, and ideal is the other shore. There is a swift river in the middle, and action is a bridge over the river.

23. Tell yourself once a day that I am really good

24. No one can go back to the past and start over, but anyone can start today and write a completely different ending! 11. bearing too many expectations, how dare you disappoint

25. A few flies bite a few mouthfuls, and never detain a heroic galloping horse. Voltaire

26, hidden in the bottom of my heart is not intended to hide, but not all pain can be shouted.

27. If there is a mountain, there are 1 ways to cross it.

28. To give up the victim's psychology, we must first see the positive side of everything and everyone.

29. You must be very lucky to meet someone you like and like yourself.

3. If you are not hysterical and exhausted, how can you be reborn as a butterfly? About if there is an afterlife

If there is an afterlife, be a cloud, spotless and free from fetters. Away from the hustle and bustle of the world of mortals, away from the worldly influence, overlooking the earth safely and seeing the unpredictable things. Half covered with haze, half bathed in light and colorful, half whistling in the wind and singing birds, and half empty and awe-inspiring. Keeping tears and laughter alone, watching sadness and joy quietly, very calm and brave, never hiding, never desolate.

On the afterlife

First, she said: If there is an afterlife, we should make tracks, so that every track is connected and we can travel all over the world. The reason why I like to take the train probably has her influence!

second, if there is an afterlife, I must be reborn as a flower on the plateau. The sun burns me, but I still want to bloom enthusiastically ~

third, I really want to ask questions. Are you satisfied with this? It is your attitude to blame yourself and have nothing to do with it. If there is an afterlife, if there is reincarnation, I will bring all those pains and resentments into hell

Fourth, life is plain as water. It will be salty with a little salt, sweet with a little sugar, bitter with a little coffee, and fragrant with a little tea. It's up to you. If there is an afterlife, be a tree, stand forever, with no sad posture, half in the dust and half flying in the air; Half scattered and cool, half bathed in sunshine.

5. Can you say that the Tang Priest is not interested in the king of the daughter country? If there is an afterlife in the last sentence, it can be regarded as expressing his innermost thoughts. If he becomes a Buddha in gold, there will naturally be no afterlife. I didn't understand it when I was a child, but now I finally understand that it's never up to you to choose. If you miss it once, you may never meet it.

VI. If there is an afterlife, I would like to be a grass, silent, motionless, quietly looking around, quietly fluttering with the wind, without a trace of messy emotions, without a little unnecessary worry, without a moment of anger, only quiet to accompany me, so, very good

VII. If there is an afterlife, I would rather be a tree, a grass, even one. Good night

8. keep the secretion of sex hormones, if there is an afterlife; Adequate sleep time; Stimulate thyroid hormone, two! Run in the wind and rain and go your own way; If there is an afterlife, I want to be a tree, without the posture of sadness and joy, and take in enough calories!

9. If there is an afterlife, people are the most affectionate. Please don't forget that love has no reason. I can feel your mood at the moment, when looking at every girl.

1. Today, I ran into a colleague and told her that her children who participated in the college entrance examination this year are about to leave for Kunming. Naturally, there are many disappointments in the mother's heart. I said that it is time for them to go out and experience and make their own way, regardless of success or failure. If there is an afterlife, I want to take the college entrance examination again. At this moment, I can't help but think of the song Rain in Kunming by Wang Zengqi, and the endless cry of selling chicken fir in rainy days ... < P > XI. I often dream that when I am white-haired and will leave this world at dusk, the home of my curled-up body will be in your arms. But this is just a dream. If there is an afterlife, I would like to be a happy woman in your arms with my heart like glass and the fragrance of previous lives.

12. If there is an afterlife, be a tree, standing forever, half peaceful in the soil and half flying in the wind.

XIII. If there is an afterlife, I don't want to forget the pain I experienced in my previous life. I don't want to go the wrong way again and make myself miserable.

XIV. Dear one, have a good trip. I hope there is no pain there and everything will be fine for you. I haven't finished my filial piety in this life. If there is an afterlife, I will still work hard. I'm sorry to let you leave in such a hurry.

15. Every time I miss you, a grain of sand falls from the sky, thus forming the Sahara. Every time I miss you, a drop of water falls from the sky, thus forming the Pacific Ocean. If there is an afterlife, I want to be a tree and stand in an eternal posture without sorrow and joy. Half of it is peaceful in the dust, half of it is flying in the wind, half of it is shining in the shade, half of it is bathed in sunshine, and I am very silent and proud. I never rely on it, never look for it, and let the sun, moon, stars, flowers, wind, rain, wind, rain, no parting and no change.

16. I'm not in the same mood as when I first heard it. At that time, I felt romantic when I listened, but now I feel sad when I listen. If there is an afterlife, let's go to the lake in the prairie and wait for the migratory birds to fly back.

XVII. I used to think of you from time to time. There are too many trivial things in life. Now I suddenly think of you, remembering what your name is and what it looks like. I am a little afraid that I will forget you one day. If I want a picture of you, just look in the mirror. If there is an afterlife.

18. We still need to work hard on our own. I firmly believe that there is no pie in the sky. I also firmly believe that people will always understand me when they come and go. I'm still me, only you've changed. When I was young, I was always nostalgic but naive. If there was an afterlife, I would only be a grain of sand by the sea, just watching, watching and tirelessly watching the sunrise and sunset every day. By the way, my former friends, I miss you very much, and I miss our time together even more. No one wants to make anyone want to be a bad person, and so do I. I have experienced hardships and pains that you have never experienced before. Looking back, even if it is no longer there, I still hope that you can be well and bless you.

XIX. Sometimes hating someone doesn't have to be shown on the outside. In fact, some people are not born to be relatives together. Maybe the enemies in their previous lives have become relatives and hurt each other in this life. If there is an afterlife or an enemy, I hope that they will never meet again. Turn grief into strength, don't be that hateful person, don't be a coward! Don't be that crying coward, rely on yourself, be strong, for more than 3 years, so many difficulties have not hit you, what difficulties can hit you!

twenty, if there is an afterlife, I want to be a quilt, either lying in bed or sunbathing!

21st, 813 ~ There was a special person who appeared and left ~ Some things can't be explained clearly ~ I can't catch them and forget them ~ It's been five years since you left ~ Remember your first meeting ~ Remember your last meeting ~ It's always too hasty ~ If you are still here ~ We should have a lot to talk about ~ If there is an afterlife ~ I hope to meet you again ~

22nd, if there is an afterlife. There is no posture of sorrow and joy, half in the dust and half flying in the wind; Half in the shade and half in the sun. Very silent, very proud. Never rely on, never look for.

if there is an afterlife, I would like to be a fish in the sea and swim between the blue sky and the blue sea. Every meeting in life is only the first time.

24. If there is an afterlife, I would rather be a lonely tree and a tiny grass. I would rather be a cloud in the sky and a gust of wind in the mountains than come to earth again. I hope I can come clean and go quietly in my life. May God forgive the ugliness of this world.

twenty-five, I feel so tired. Whatever you do, there are obstacles standing in front of you. If there is an afterlife, I would like to be an insect, and I will remember it for one day.

twenty-six, if there is an afterlife, it should be turned into a gust of wind, and an instant can become eternity. No sentimental feelings, no sentimental eyes.

27. From the moment you said you found a new boyfriend, my heart ached. We have been together for five years.