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Share a harsh word that slapped you awake when you were desperate

Share the harsh words that woke you up when you were in despair

Intro: No matter how much time passes by the person you like, you will still fall in love with him if you look at him again. People who come can't even talk to each other more. So life is already so difficult, why bother exposing it.

01. Don’t be a fat guy who can only play with mobile phones in your best years.

02. There was a post on CCTV’s Weibo saying that 70% of netizens were in favor of withdrawing mathematics from the college entrance examination. There was a lot of applause. A friend of mine replied calmly: “Mathematics is used to filter out these 70% of people. "I will always remember this sentence. All the difficulties that are pointed out by thousands of people are used to eliminate cowards, nothing more.

03. While you are playing on your mobile phone, your love rival is studying.

04. Your parents have raised you for 20 years, not to make you live or die for a man.

05. There are only 900 months in life.

06. Girl, if you don’t work hard, you will still be the same you in a year, just one year older.

07. There is a gap: you are not worthy of your ambition, and you are not worthy of the suffering you have suffered.

08. People who are prettier than you work harder than you.

09. You have to know that you were number one back then.

10. No matter it is about people or things, when you have accumulated enough disappointment, just leave!

11. Improve one point and kill thousands of people.

12. The meaning of my efforts is that when I buy things for my mother, I want to be as straightforward as when she buys them for me. My parents are one of the lowest points in my life.

13. Why do you think someone will give you a hand?

14. Don’t give up the world to people you look down upon.

15. I made a mistake in my first year of college and was preparing to retake the exam. My uncle and my dad told me not to retake the exam because I would not be able to pass the exam and to find a vocational and technical school instead. I am now a graduate student at the Chinese Academy of Social Sciences. I just want to say thank you to everyone who has ever tried to trample me to death.

16. Others don’t know your loneliness, so why bother yourself.

17. With how hard you work, it’s still not your turn to compete for talent!

18. If you are ugly, you should read more.

19. "We fight all the way, not to change the world, but to prevent the world from changing us." ——"The Melting Pot"

20. Fate is the excuse of the weak, and luck is the humble word of the strong.

21. Every brick you move in the future will be someone else’s wall.

22. I dare not rest because I have no savings; I dare not say I am tired because I have no achievements; I dare not be lazy because I still have to live; I can give up the choice, but I cannot choose give up. So being strong and fighting is my only choice.

23 "Please turn on the TV and see how many people are working hard and bravely for life. Should we be content and cherish everything even if we don't have it?"

24. All human suffering is Ridicule at one's own incompetence.

25. The most painful thing is not that I failed, but that I could have.

26. "No matter how big the luggage is, one person can carry it up and down. When you are sick, you can buy your own medicine. If you feel uncomfortable, you can just sleep. If you are liked, cherish it with all your heart; if you are hated, , just make him hate you and give him a sense of presence. If you have been patient with someone for a long time, you will lose your temper. At worst, you can get together and break up. After experiencing the embarrassment, you can still get up unless you bow your head. Fragility is an excuse. If you bloom, the breeze will come. 27. If you ignore me today, you will not be able to reach me tomorrow.

28. You will understand many things if you look in the mirror more often.

29. There is no one behind me, how dare I fall.

30. You don’t work hard.

You can never let the fetish you pretended to be when you were a child become a reality. And it can only become a joke that you will be ashamed to remember

31. What you are reading now is the book, but what you will be counting in the future is money.

32. Mom: Your dad’s health is not as good as before.

33. He’s grown like this, but he still hasn’t studied hard.

34. Big Big Wolf lives in a castle, Little Tou’s father lives in a villa, and even the most unlucky Bald Qiang lives in a private courtyard. Looking at these, what reasons do I have for not working hard?

35. I am the protagonist and I cannot die.

36. All unhappiness comes from the inferiority complex one carries.

37. If you don’t get up after you fall, are you still waiting for others to step on you?

38. If you can’t make your parents proud, let them worry less.

39. When you think it is late, it is the earliest time. This sentence supported me throughout the whole year of my third year of junior high school. In the end, I gave it a try and I did not let myself down.

40. You have to work hard to look effortless!

41. Since you have chosen a distant place, you only care about the journey through wind and rain.

42. Don’t choose comfort at the age when you can endure the most hardships.

43. After ten years, all the sorrows will be food for dinner

44. The speed of success must catch up with the speed of parents’ aging, and don’t let yourself regret it.

45. If you continue like this, you will only have endless vegetable markets and endless street stalls to buy.

46. How can he pay attention to you if you don’t stand in the most conspicuous position?

47. Those who have poured cold water on me will one day be boiled and returned to you.

48. “If things don’t go as planned, just believe that God must have other plans.”

49. Today you waste is the tomorrow that those who died yesterday longed for. The present you hate is the past you can't get back.

50. You have nothing and you are so pretentious and lazy.

Editor’s Note: Loneliness is not a problem. For a person who understands, loneliness and excitement are all the result of independent choices. Foolish people are confused wherever they are. They make noises when the crowd is busy, and they can't bear it when they are lonely. The problem is not the environment itself. Life is short, and it is best to live with the right person. If you don't have that kind of luck, it's better to be on your own than to be with the wrong person and let each other down. Not everyone wants to live passionately, and not all company is warm. A sentence that will make you extremely sad: I have hated you and cursed you, but I still miss you

1. If the whole world betrays you, I will stand behind you and betray the whole world!

2. The memories that one person thinks are unforgettable have long been forgotten by others.

3. I love you so deeply that I can no longer feel the harm you have done to me.

4. Sometimes, it’s not that the other person doesn’t care about you, but that you take the other person too seriously.

5. Loneliness means there is no one in your heart. Loneliness is when there is someone in your heart but not around you.

6. Apart from loving you, I can’t think of any reason to continue living.

7. Walk alone, sleep alone, think alone, and indulge alone.

8. Maybe I don’t like it anymore, but I will always care.

9. Loneliness is the carnival of one person; carnival is the loneliness of a group of people.

10. The most regretful thing in life is to give up easily what should not be given up and stubbornly persist in what should not be persisted.

11. What I miss is not you, but the fatal past you gave me.

12. Holding hands is a very sad process, because holding hands often means letting go.

13. Use the deepest hurt to express the deepest love.

14. Looking at the world through tearful eyes, the whole world is crying.

15. If you fall in love with the wrong person, there is no right person in the world.

16. I have hated you and cursed you, but I still miss you.

17. The most painful pain is forgiveness, and the darkest pain is despair.

18. I know that loving you will hurt, but I am willing to continue to hurt.

Nineteen. Ten years ago, the pursuit of perfection was almost harsh; ten years later, I discovered that the most imperfect person at the time was actually myself.

20. Sincerity is the closest to sadness.

21. Like flowers and beautiful families, the years pass like a fleeting time. You can go back to the past, but you can't go back to the beginning.

22. There is nothing wrong with a person’s paradise.

23. You hurt me so deeply, but my heart is filled with your sweet words.

24. I love you as firmly as you don’t love me.

Twenty-five, you never entered the drama, but I sacrificed myself for you.

26. Loneliness is not something you are born with, but starts from the moment you fall in love with someone.

27. The person I trust the most taught me not to trust anyone easily.

28. Many people fall in love with the wrong person because of their loneliness, but more people fall in love with the wrong person and end up lonely their whole life.

Twenty-nine. Determination. How much despair behind it.

Thirty. Love is just like that. It can’t kill people, but it will stick in the place where the heart hurts the most. One shot.

31. Use the deepest hurt to express the deepest love.

32. Waiting may not be easy; hurting is easy.

Thirty-three, I have bet my whole life, how can you be willing to let me lose?

34. You can love many people, but only one person can make you smile the brightest and cry the saddest.

Thirty-five, I won everyone, but lost you.

36. We practice smiling all the time, and finally become people who dare not cry.

Thirty-seven. Love is a matter of romance, and frustrated people cannot afford it.

38. We practice smiling all the time, and finally become people who dare not cry.

Thirty-nine, laughter hides so much sadness.

Forty, if you don’t get it, you will never worry about gains and losses, there is no need to pursue the beauty behind, and there is no need to worry about the loss of love.

41. I have bet my whole life, how could you be willing to let me lose?

42. I have finally become someone else’s woman, and I will never risk my life for you again.

43. If you don’t bother me, I will start to bother myself.

44. Love is not complicated at first. It only takes three words to come and go, either "I love you" or "I hate you" or "Forget it" or "Hello" ?", "Sorry".

45. Love is when the feeling, passion and romance are all taken away, but you still cherish me.

46. You said, being liked is like finding money. No matter how much it is, hemangioma will always be happy. So, what denomination do I have? When will you hand me over in exchange for a candy?

47. After the pain, you will no longer feel the pain, and the scars will only be an indifferent heart. This may be a great sadness.

48. When I love you, I never realize it; when I hate you, I realize that I love you so much!

49. Habitually stay up late, habitually be in a daze, habitually miss you.

50. The beginning of life is just an ending that has already been written. We are all dolls with strings, running all the way towards the written ending, until - the end of the road.

51. It’s not that I don’t want to look back, it’s just that there is no way out.

52. I am the one who accompanies you to endure hardships, but it is not me who accompanies you to enjoy happiness.

53. If you don’t love me, don’t touch me.

54. Even though I know they are all lies, I am still moved.

55. Memories of love should be collected well, but happiness in the future should be found separately.

56. Love those who are good to you and forget those who do not cherish you.

Fifty-seven. Missing has no end, and I have long been accustomed to being alone. After embracing this summer, I remember your presence.

1. Please be more patient. I will open the door if you knock on the door a few more times.

2. As long as you are willing to find me, I will take care of you, it’s that simple.

3. I have to make myself good enough to be worthy of all the people who love me

4. I remember the most common thing said by the elders is: Children nowadays eat too much!

5. The boy I love has the most handsome profile in the world.

6. People who break into life are always in a hurry between leaving and leaving.

7. Don’t give up, maybe the person you like also likes you

8. Cheating in exams, work together. The main thing is to copy, and the disadvantage is to use deception. Copying and protection will pass, whoever dares to tell the truth will be violent after class

9. Some things will have results if you make up your mind to do them. If you don’t force yourself, you will never know how good you are

10. Throw away your heart, where does love come from

11. Some things are not that I don’t care, but what can I do if I care.

12. I believe that my best friend will never betray

13. If you are a good man, you should have a losing mentality when quarreling with your wife.

14. I have nothing, but I have a heart that loves you. You may say that love is unrealistic, but I live in a dream.

15. Is it useful for you to do so much? He doesn’t care

16. If one day, even you no longer believe in me, can this world still be trustworthy?

17. The world can be seen most clearly through eyes that have cried.

18. Happy Children’s Day to all those under the age of 18,

19. We are young and we are straightforward,

20. Don’t forget to promise yourself what you want to do, and don’t forget to promise yourself where you want to go, no matter how difficult or how difficult it is. Far.

21. Sometimes caring too much is torture to oneself

22. Why do you take the initiative to hold hands when you are obviously not used to holding hands. You have too many things on your mind, I won’t expose them.

23. No longer pursue anything. The past is gone and will not be mentioned again in the future. I will pursue what I want from now on.

Twenty-four, - The barren years have passed, a woman with warmth and freshness in the sun

Twenty-five, when I saw you tired of being together, I was very angry, but I I can't vent because they are my friends and you are my lover.

26. The higher you fly, the more painful it will be when you fall. Remember to bring a parachute.

27. Has anyone ever appreciated your kindness? It seems that they only try to get more out of you

28. What you say always sounds so nice. Whether you love me or not, I can’t OK

29. I hate my long typing, and all I get in exchange is your voice, oh

30. My dear, you promised me that you will stay with me for the rest of your life. Be with me,

31. After embracing this summer, I remember your presence.

32. I want to live a simple life like this, and then look at you and her silently.

33. Even if you don’t love me, I will wait for you until you fall in love with me.

Thirty-four. I want a lollipop! I want a balloon! I want the McDonald’s children’s meal! I want Chibi Maruko-chan in the children’s meal!.

Thirty-five , You are a dream, you are life, you are luck, I lost my life.

36. I hope that I can live like a happy pig.

Thirty-seven, who is more sober than the other, and who is more cruel than the other. .

Thirty-eight, I don’t know why, the wound has not healed, but you broke into my heart like this

Thirty-nine, the former vows of each other are now going against each other, love is in the face of time It is so fragile. If this life is stable, who would want to be homeless?

Forty. I want to spend Children's Day like a little friend. I wish myself a happy Children's Day.

41. You are my beast, a woman like a rose. Use your fire dripping pig mouth to make me endlessly ecstasy in the middle of the night

Four 12. Get used to something, just get used to it

43. The most difficult choice is to choose one of the two,

44. Always feel sorry for yourself and lament the harshness of the world, but never think about it But I can’t compare myself with others

45. Because I was liked by you, I feel that other people don’t like me enough

46. I actually hate going to school, but It was because of him that I fell in love with school

47. If you didn’t accompany me to the desert, then let me accompany you. Close your eyes and slowly leave with him.

48. In the end, I shed tears and watched her hugging your back. You can’t see my thoughts. How beautiful the other world is.

Forty-nine, I say you are my heart and I will love you forever. It doesn't matter if you don't like me.

50. Because we met at the wrong time, it is unrealistic to talk about the future. We will eventually leave because of different places. The most heart-warming sentence

1. Love can You can beat the time difference and beat the distance, as long as you persist, as long as I persist.

2. Reading someone’s message from beginning to end makes me laugh, laugh and cry.

3. You are always silent about the people you love most. It’s not that you don’t want to say it, it’s just that you don’t know what to say.

4. Recalling our past, there is sweetness and laughter but no future.

5. Face is something external to the body, you can want it or not. Money is a necessary thing, you have to have it.

6. There is no woman who cannot marry a man, only men who cannot marry a woman.

7. I feel really lonely without you, and the pain of missing you is still lingering in my heart.

8. If you don’t have medical insurance or life insurance, don’t act bravely after dark.

9. You think of others too complicatedly because you are not simple either.

10. Will you remember that I loved you warmly with all my young faith?

11. How can you comment on my mood so calmly if you have never experienced my mood.

12. When you were here, you always thought you were a legend. Only when you left did you realize that it was just a legend.

13. It is important to have two directions in life: one is to go out and the other is to go home.

14. The greatest happiness in life is to find that the person you love also loves you.

15. If I have to be your heart for the rest of my life, because I don’t beat, you will die.

16. If one day I go down. Remember, I'm coming for you.

17. The loneliness in the middle of the night makes the deepest vulnerability in your bones pour out and get out of control.

18. The happiest thing in the world is. There are people who make you laugh when you want to cry.

19. For you, I changed myself, but in the end, you said that I became unlike myself.

20. Who knows my mood? Those who understand me must care about me, and those who do not understand me must hate me.

21. I am afraid that the kindness you treat me one second will be transferred to another person the next second.

22. I think you are really not a qualified friend. You should change your profession and become my wife.

23. We are all accustomed to making promises for a lifetime, but never think about the results.

24. I like you so much that I want to spend the rest of my life just by closing my eyes.

25. I can’t get into your heart because you have already let others live in it.

26. Happiness will not leave anyone behind, sooner or later it will find you.

27. Happiness is that as long as you hold the right hand, even if you lose your sense of direction, you will still not be afraid.

28. Weigh yourself. I was very unhappy. I want to eat when I'm unhappy.

29. Sometimes, we think too much and make ourselves feel so uncomfortable.