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Brainstorming now refers to some intellectual questions that can't be answered by ordinary thinking. Do you remember any sharp turns? I'll sort it out for you below, hoping it will help you!

Selected articles

1. Why does Xiao Pang eat two lunches? Answer: Because you can't finish three lunches.

2. How do people who have raised electronic chickens and dogs feel? Answer: chickens and dogs are restless

3. Newton discovered gravity because the apple fell to the ground; What would you find if you were hit by a coconut under a coconut tree? Answer: You will think this behavior is stupid.

4. Why do men and women break up? Answer: Because men and women are different.

5. During the exam, A Cai couldn't write a single question. Why did he start writing a book when his eyes suddenly lit up? Answer: He is writing the class, seat number and name.

6. Xiao Pang was caught eating red bean popsicles while cleaning. The teacher asked angrily, "Too idle?" "As a result, what did Xiao Pang say to make the teacher almost faint on the spot? Answer: Xiao Pang said, "Teacher, red bean popsicles are sweet. 」

7. The reason why adults are late for work is traffic jam. What are the reasons why children are late for school? Answer: Adults overslept.

8. The person with the yellow panel is yellow. What kind of person does the green panel belong to? Answer: New varieties.

9. If the little match girl is reincarnated into modern times, what is she most likely to become? Answer: Betel nut beauty also sells lighters.

10. Guess seven words. Answer: twinkling stars. Numbered score

The latest article

1. What's the secret of running a red light successfully? Answer: cross the road when the yellow and green lights are on.

2. What should I do if I can't find a self-defense weapon in the icy Arctic? Answer: pee to make an ice sword.

3. What do we say most often in our daily life? Answer: telephone

4. What will be the impact of canceling morning self-study? Answer: Let students and parents stay in bed for half an hour.

5. Why does everyone like to sit in front of the TV and watch TV? Answer: Because standing for a long time will make your feet sore.

6. Why did the global stock market index fall today? Answer: Today is World Environmental Protection Day.

7. Xiao Wang has five sweets. After eating two bites, Dalin and his girlfriend saw it. Dalin said, "Good things should be shared with old friends." What should Xiao Wang do? Answer: Say "thank you" to Dalin, and then take Dalin's girlfriend away. => Dalin said

8. Colleagues are drinking and chatting in Xiaozhangjia. After three rounds of drinking, why does everyone know that Xiao Zhang is drunk? Answer: Because Xiao Zhang is putting on his shoes and is going home.

9. It's getting colder and colder. Why does Xiaohua take off her clothes instead of putting on more clothes? Answer: Because he is going to take a bath.

10. What should I do if I drop something? Answer: It doesn't matter, there are still four blank mahjong.

1 1. Xiaoding is swimming in the swimming pool. Why did the water suddenly get deeper? Answer: Because someone just peed.

12. What is this? Is it embarrassing? Answer: Keep a bear that can catch fish.

13. When it rains, two people hold an umbrella, and as a result, both of them get wet; Three people hold an umbrella, why doesn't anyone get wet again? Answer: Because the rain has stopped.

14. If you accidentally drown, how can you save yourself if there is no one else nearby? Answer: Drink all the water => but it will still swell to death.

15. What would you do if you overslept in the morning and found that the alarm clock didn't go off? Answer: wake up the alarm clock!

16. What do people fear most? A: A debt of * *

17. What kind of flowers in the world are usually cold in summer and warm in winter? Answer: Tofu pudding

18. The college entrance examination has been released. Why is Zhiming's anonymous list not sad at all? Answer: Because Zhiming is still in primary school.

19. Does the tortoise have teeth? Answer: How do I know if you don't open your mouth?

20. The water on the ground will be less and less because of the evaporation of the sun; Where is the water? The stronger the sunshine, the more water there is. Answer: A. Sweat on your body. B. snow

Classic article

1. It's best to hold hands when you meet something. Answer: When someone points a gun at you.

What is the universal answer: telephone.

3. Why did A Lang wear a brand-new raincoat with no holes, but still get wet? Answer: Because he is wearing a raincoat in the hot sun.

A blind goat has a piece of beef on its left and a piece of pork on its right. Which piece does it eat? Answer: Don't you know that goats are vegetarian?

The more knowledge you learn at school, the less you have. Answer: I don't know.

6. What kind of cloth is constantly cut with scissors? Answer: Waterfalls.

7. There is something that goes up and then falls, and when it falls, it goes up. What is this? Answer: seesaw

8. What kind of water can't be drunk? Answer: salary

9. What does everyone want? Answer: Sick.

10. A man fell into the river. He climbed up from the river, but his hair was not wet. Why? Answer: Because he is bald.

1 1. Where is asking for trouble? Answer: pharmacy

12. Can you set a larger number with chopsticks? Answer: Take pi "∏"

13. What symbols should be added between numbers to make this number bigger and smaller? Answer: Add a "."to become "."

14. What says "Dad" will never touch it, but it will touch it twice when called "Dad"? Answer: upper lip and lower lip

15. Please think it over. What is the biggest shadow you see? A: The shadow of the earth means every night.

16. Mrs. Jin has always been outspoken. What made her suddenly speak hesitatingly? Answer: Mrs. King hesitates when she eats sugar cane.

17. What should you do if you have a hen that lays golden eggs? Answer: hit yourself in the mouth, stop dreaming!

18. If we want to realize our dreams, what is the first thing we should do? Wake up.

19. I can't fly. I put my foot on the egg, but it won't break. Why? Answer: The other foot is standing on the ground.

20. What water is inexhaustible? Answer: saliva