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Dig a corpse joke
An ancient poem entitled "Sleeping in Spring" by Lu You requires students to dictate.
The Chinese teacher read aloud as follows
A student dictated the following
Wochun
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I was stupid.
Mume smells the flowers,
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I have no culture.
Lying on a branch will hurt your ass,
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I have a low IQ,
Far away, like water,
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Ask me who I am,
Eduardo Chun Lv.
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A big donkey.
The coast is green,
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I am a donkey,
The coast seems to be green,
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I am a donkey,
The coast is like a dark green.
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I am a stupid donkey.
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