Please give me a crossword puzzle, the shorter the better, hurry up, there are homophonic couplets, jokes and two-part allegorical sayings. If you have both, I will give you 10.

Banqiao quatrains (guess: names)

The answer is: Sammi Cheng.

Dangyang Bridge flows backwards (guess: Chinese noun 1)

Answer: exaggeration

The Double Star Bridge is in the city center (guess: word one)

Answer: Emperor.

Ba bridge breaks willow (guess: idiom)

Answer: ulterior motives

Banqiao painting is written first (guess: idiom)

Answer: I have the answer.

Banqiao reinstated (guess: idiom)

Answer: Seriously.

Disyllabic couplets

Jia Dao drunk not false;

Liu Ling drinks nothing but zero.

(Jia Dao was a poet in the Tang Dynasty; Liu Ling was one of the "Seven Sages of Bamboo Forest" in Wei and Jin Dynasties.

Three-tone joke

At the school affairs meeting at the end of the semester, the headmaster was furious at the inefficiency of personnel management. He said: "the person in charge of the director's business is not sensible; The consciousness of personnel management is not strong; Don't be an official! "

On New Year's Eve, my brother took two overseas Chinese students home for dinner. One is cheerful and the other is more formal.

During the dinner, the cheerful classmate smiled and said to us, "He is from Myanmar, so he is shy." Then raise your glass to toast everyone, raise your head and drink it off, and then say, "I'm from Yangon."

Four-tone xiehouyu

The small stove turned over-bad luck (coal)

Hang the thermos bottle on the plane-high level (bottle)

Jingdezhen closed down-no words (porcelain)

Dreaming of space-dreaming (flying)

Oil sellers don't need salt-everything is idle (salty)