Tell jokes. What are the five jokes?

Two people went to the seaside to play and were suddenly swept away by a wave. The name of the person swept away is Xiao Ming. What's the other person's name? Call for help, of course!

2. What is a transparent sword? Invisibility (sword)

A little white cat fell into the river and a little black cat saved it. Excuse me, what is the first sentence of the little white cat after landing? seagull

4. Did the sun wake the rooster or did the rooster wake the sun? It was the rooster who woke the sun, because the sun can't crow!

Medium rare steak meets medium rare steak, why don't they say hello? Because they don't know each other.

6. What's the difference between a person falling from the fourth floor and the fortieth floor? You can see more scenery on the 36th floor when you fall from the 40th floor.

7. Chocolate and tomato fight ~ Chocolate won, why? Chocolate won because of the chocolate bar!

8. What would a shark become if it ate a mung bean? Mung bean sauce (shark)

9. Why does the silkworm baby have money? Because silkworm babies can cocoon (frugal)

10. Many things have different tastes when cooking ... so cooking has always been very particular.

But ... on the contrary ... one thing: it smells better if it is frozen. What is this? Refrigerator (perfume)

1 1. How to make the drink bigger? Say the mantra of great kindness (porcelain) and great compassion (cup)

13. A fat man fell from 12 and died ... What happened to him? Fat bastard

14. A white horse is called a white horse, a dark horse is called a dark horse, and a black and white horse is called a zebra. So what's the name of the black, white and red horse? Shy zebra

chapter one

What inspiration did Beethoven give students? Brainstorm and answer: Reciting textbooks will be more (more).

Brainstorm question: There is a sign on a bridge that says "No Crossing". But many people still ignore it and go on. Why do you think it is? Brainstorm answer: The name of this bridge is "No Crossing"

3 brain teaser topic: it depends on the owner to fight a dog, and what to fight a tiger? Brainstorm answer: It depends on whether you have the courage.

Brainstorming question: When several objects of the same size and shape are side by side, is it possible that the closer you are to yourself, the smaller the object looks and the farther it is from you? Brainstorm answer: This will happen if specular reflection is used.

5 brain teaser question: what kind of wheel can't turn? Brainstorm answer: windmill wheels

6 brain teaser question: there are many teeth, what is the thing that can bite people's hair? Brainstorming answer: hairpin

7 brain teaser question: What animal stays up late every day? Brainstorm answer: panda, look at its dark circles.

Brain teaser: Dan was told that her clothes had no buttons and she didn't care. Why? Brainstorm answer: zipper

9 brain teaser: there are two cars driving at the same speed on two adjacent roads. Soon after, although neither car changed speed, car B suddenly began to overtake car A. Is this possible? Both roads are straight lines. Answer: Lane A has a downhill section, which makes the distance longer.

10 brain teaser: What gnashes your teeth? Brainstorm answer: zipper

1 1 Brain teaser: Which tooth came out last? Brainstorm answer: dentures

12 brain teaser: In the zoo, when the keeper forgot to lock the cage, two lions ran away and ran around in the park. People are looking for administrators while avoiding danger, while administrators are hiding in safer places. Where is this place? Brainstorm answer: in the lion cage

13 brain teaser topic: Two people came to the river at the same time, both of them wanted to cross the river, but there was only one boat, and this boat could only carry 1 person. Can they all cross the river? Answer: Yes, because they are on both sides of the river.

14 brain teaser: What says "Dad" won't touch each other, but it will touch each other twice when it is called "Dad"? Brainstorm answer: upper and lower lips

15 brain teaser: Who goes to see a doctor every day? Brain teaser answer: doctor

16 brain teaser question: Why did Xiao Wang light 14 candles on his birthday? Brainstorm and answer: there was a power outage that night, and one was used for lighting.

17 brain teaser topic: What do most self-employed people live on in today's society? Brainstorm answer: mouth

18 brain teaser: There is a master with high martial arts. On rainy days, he went out without any rainproof items, and his whole body was wet, but his hair was not wet at all. What happened? Brainstorm answer: He is a monk and has no hair.