There are some jokes about the World Cup.

After Holland 1-0 Japan, Japan cried and asked where South Korea was.

After Argentina 4- 1 South Korea, South Korea cried and asked where North Korea was.

After the Portuguese 7-0 North Korea, North Korea cried and asked where China was.

After watching three games in the luxurious conference room of the State General Administration of Sport, the China team smiled at each other: they will not participate in the World Cup.

Spain said: I am cold! Germany said: I am cold, too! France said: I'll go back first ... England said: wait for me slowly. Italy said: I will go back with you in two days. China said: I knew it was cold, so I didn't go. ...

Spain said: I am cold! Germany said: I am cold, too! France said: I'll go back first ... England said: wait for me slowly. Italy said: I will go back with you in two days. China said: I knew it was cold, so I didn't go. ...

The first football joke:

Ten secrets of China football participating in the World Cup finals;

1, Ronaldo, Qi Dan, rivaldo, Starr. . . There are also some stars who become citizens of China because they worship oriental culture.

2. Iran, Saudi Arabia, South Korea and Japan. . . Too many to mention, sorry! ) refused to participate in the World Cup qualifiers because of protesting that FIFA was unfair to Asian teams.

3. China table tennis team and China football team participated in the World Cup qualifiers together, and their results added up.

4. China Football Association learned from a bitter experience and overcame bureaucracy and bookishness (too numerous to mention, sorry! It took n years.

Among the children introduced to Africa by Dalian Shide, there are future Milla and Kanu. . . However, the premise is that some domestic coaches (I mean those who are self-righteous and always think that domestic coaches are the best in the world) are definitely not allowed. . . ) belt. . .

6. Chinese mainland was changed to Antarctica. In order to prosper Antarctic football, FIFA specially allowed Antarctica to send teams to participate in the World Cup.

7. China succeeded in bidding for the World Cup.

8. Due to the turbulent situation in Iran, the China team was specially sent to take care of the face of our big country.

Children aged 9 or 3, send n, send AC Milan, Manchester United and Rome. . . Until the year he played, he returned to China to join the national team.

10, what I said before seems unrealistic, so let our Football Association president burn more incense and be more happy. . . . .

The second football joke:

Song of the team

Zhao Chuan:

I am a smelly foot, but I can't kick it well if I want to. Maybe one day I rushed out of Asia and became the object of being teased. I have seen the world and found myself a pustule.

I am a smelly foot, but I can't kick it well if I want to. I'm looking for a good medicine to deodorize. Is this requirement too high?

Zhang Ye:

We sang the fear of North Korea and became confident and soft. We told the story of Tucao, which became famous and tempered; The kicker who opens the future leads us into the bar and raises our glasses. We can't get drunk.

Richie Jen:

Your legs are always too soft, your legs are too soft, you hold the ball alone until you are robbed, and you push that person down for no reason, I know you have no good end at all; Your legs are always too soft, your legs are too soft, you can't shoot all the good balls into the net, your mind is always simple, your cooperation is too difficult, and you can't qualify, so don't force it.

Na Ying:

Lend me a pair of good legs and let me kick this opponent black and blue. Lend me a pair of good legs and let me kick this opponent black and blue.

Chyi Chin:

You asked me when I would qualify, and I asked myself softly, not at this time, I don't know when, I think it will be in my dream.

Sun Nan:

I can't bear to see you come back soon. Come back quickly. Football is disgraced because of you. Come back, and bring your stinking feet back. Don't let fans get hurt again.

Su Yongkang:

Standing next to the goal is also the same dilemma. The only answer is that it is difficult to score goals!

The third football joke:

It's only the referee's turn to cry

God asked the Italians: Why can't you win the championship with so many world-famous stars in the Blue Army?

The Italian shouted: the referee sent off our star!

God asked the Spaniard: Your matador's footwork is so good, why can't you win the championship!

The Spaniard cried: our golden ball was blown off by the referee!

Koreans questioned the Swiss referee: Why don't you help us reach the final?

The referee cried: the Germans are too cunning, I can't find their trouble, I can't send them off, and I can't give you a penalty!

The fourth football joke:

The best-selling secret of TV set

With the World Cup just around the corner, TV manufacturers have racked their brains to promote their products, some promoting "big screen" and some saying "this product is getting more and more energetic". Only one TV factory can't find its way, and the director is in a hurry. Finally, the sales section chief had a brainwave and said, "Our products are really inferior to others. It might be useful to tell them frankly. " The factory director frowned when he heard this, but there was no other way but to publish an advertisement: "This TV set has no advantages except its low price." Who knows that as soon as the advertisement came out, TV sets were in short supply. The factory director was frightened and rushed to the market to investigate. He asked several fans why they bought this brand of TV, and the fans said in unison, "It's for smashing."