A satirical CIA joke

Great things are not necessarily equal to commendable. The KGB of the Soviet Union, like many intelligence organizations, has different opinions and disputes, and some even call it? Notorious

KGB is a transliteration word, which means National Security Council. It was founded in 1954 and its headquarters is in Moscow. As can be seen from its name, this institution is quite impressive and closely related to national security. In the Soviet Union in the 1950s, the KGB was hot.

From the perspective of institutional setup, the KGB has four general bureaus (namely, the General Bureau of Military Counterintelligence, the General Bureau of Border Guard, the General Bureau of Escort and the General Bureau of Economy) and several independent bureaus or departments. Judging from the names of the four general bureaus, almost all the affairs involved in the KGB are confidential, among which the General Bureau of Military Intelligence and the General Bureau of Border Guard are more involved in national security.

However, in addition to the external anti-espionage and military defense tasks, the KGB also has an important duty, that is, internal investigation and surveillance, and take decisive measures when necessary to ensure the interests of the country and the people.

After the KGB was founded, it set up its own organizations in various administrative regions, and even the army, the police and the Ministry of Internal Affairs were touched, which can be said to be pervasive. A notable feature of KGB is that they are not under the leadership of local governors, but only responsible for their own organizations. In the heyday of KGB, its members were almost from all walks of life.

The original intention of the KGB was very good, and it also played an irreplaceable role at the beginning. However, due to the great power of this intelligence department, it once caused people's criticism. Because some members of organizations often fabricate charges at will to achieve a certain goal, arrest, interrogate and even extort confessions by torture, and concoct unjust, false and wrong cases.

Having said that, I have to tell an intriguing story:

It is said that Stalin's watch is missing, and the KGB has investigated it. As a result, the KGB quickly locked in seven suspects. Except for three who refused to admit it, the other four said they stole the watch. However, this watch was soon found under Stalin's bed.

It can be seen from this story that although the KGB is efficient, it is not very reliable. Seven suspects were arrested and four pleaded guilty, but their watches were not lost. This shows that there are some intriguing connections.

To give an inappropriate example, the KGB is sometimes similar to factories and health institutions in the Ming Dynasty. It is precisely because of this that this once brilliant intelligence agency will be criticized.