A joke about stealing.

These are all jokes about stealing, but do you want that?

1 One day, an old lady met two people. They cried and said to the old lady, "Can you give us a dime?" Confused, the old lady asked, What do you two need coins for? "One of them said," We use it to guess the pros and cons, and then decide who will rob your bag and who will rob your wallet. "

The judge said, "defendant, what you did is unbelievable." How did you think of stealing a car when you were 80 years old? "

"Sir, of course you don't understand. I didn't have a car when I was young! "

At the exit of a supermarket, the manager caught a thief and skinned him.

When I looked at my bag, I found that all the stolen locks were anti-theft locks. The manager said to the thief, "You stole so many locks."

Really? "

"Sir, I want to protest! You sell this kind of lock, what will I rely on for dinner in the future? "

The thief answered angrily.

At the grand banquet of the company manager's 50th birthday, the manager suddenly shouted, "Oops, my wallet is gone!" " "

Guests are people of status. If things get out, it will not only harm the reputation of the guests, but also affect the business of the company.

The well-informed chairman said, "I think someone accidentally took this wallet." For the sake of everyone's dignity, lights out 10 minutes, and everyone walks out of the banquet hall one by one. Please take your wallet by mistake and put it on the table with a clock and a golden galloping horse at the entrance of the hall. "

10 minutes later, the light came on, and not only was there no wallet on the table, but also the clock and the golden galloping horse disappeared.