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Ye Fan's 40 Domineering Classic Quotations
1, it doesn't matter whether others say it's good or not, as long as I like it.
2. My personality has both the strength of boys and the femininity of women.
/kloc-I dreamed of becoming an actor when I was 0/2 years old. It attracts me to experience the happiness and sadness of others through performance.
I especially don't like people saying that I work hard or that I am a model worker. I feel that my life seems very bitter, but I have no right to complain. If I complain a little, the staff around me will be very sad. I believe that everyone's perfection is really complete. 4 1, a person must be lovelorn emotionally at least once, fail in his career once, and make mistakes in his choice once before he can really grow up. Don't be afraid that you can't afford to lose
I have always said that men can give women a sense of security, but I think the sense of security should come from girls themselves. With a sense of security, and then find a love you want, this is a better model.
6. An actress who doesn't want to play Wu Zetian is not a good actress.
7. I think bully is a commendatory term, which means that the play is well performed. I think the focus is on drama, not bully, and I will try my best to be a beautiful bully.
8, about being a bully, you must also have the ability to grab.
9, fat and thin is born, health is the most important.
10, the body is not satisfied, and it cannot be changed. Girls in this line of work are often eighty or ninety pounds, and I have never been particularly thin.
1 1, I'm a legend in the micro-fat world, and I don't like girls being too thin, which will make them less feminine.
12, I don't want to go on a diet. You see, if I just want to act, I have to take publicity photos, go to magazines, take endorsements and go on a diet? That is not the price I want to pay.
13, women have many kinds of beauty, not necessarily thin is beautiful, I think fat is also a kind of beauty, I will not deliberately lose weight for the sake of thinness.
14, everyone is unique, and temperament and self-confidence are distinct style labels.
15, the work is tired enough. As a man, I don't want to be so tired, I want to act.
16, to be honest, Fan Bingbing is my selling point.
17, everyone faces different emotions, and there is no way to judge, but they are in love from the beginning and can't have a purpose. As long as there is love, it doesn't matter whether it will lead to marriage.
18, I don't marry a giant, I am a giant.
19, married into a rich family, in fact, the door is not important, the people inside are very important.
20. I don't think all girls can accept such feelings (being a third party), but the girls who can accept them are still great. It is conceivable how much she has paid for her feelings and for the person she likes. But it's hard for me. You don't have to have a man to make life wonderful.
2 1, I think about work for 24 hours, because there is nothing else for me to think about!
22. I hope that no matter what drama I shoot in the future, I can have more control and more ideas.
If a man in his twenties doesn't have ambition and domineering now, he can't stand in this society. On the contrary, I think this person is lazy. I will cover up these lazy thoughts with a fearless spirit.
24. The most important thing is to have a strong determination and always keep an eye on the goal.
25. All my efforts are just to make myself take the initiative.
26. I think we can rewrite history from today. Beautiful actresses can also act, and they can also act seriously and persistently.
27. I can tolerate as much slander as I can tolerate praise.
28. As long as you make up your mind, go straight ahead, go in your own direction, and don't look back. Looking back will waste a lot of time.
29. Many people say that the entertainment circle is very complicated, but I always think that people who can stand in the center of the entertainment circle are the mainstay of this circle, and they are all highly cultivated people. People who say that the entertainment circle is chaotic and complicated are actually very peripheral people.
30. I also like the bad movies I made!
3 1. If I am a vase, it is a precious vase, and I can't put it anywhere.
32, my personality is too strong, not the kind of person who can be attached to others. For me, the worst thing is to be equal to each other or let him be attached to me.
33. I don't take the red carpet seriously, just talking nonsense, going out, playing, laughing, staying, turning around and leaving.
34, I am not a first-line star, I am infinite!
If one day I really need to give up everything now and live another life, I will adjust my mentality well. Even if a man changes his mind, I can still come out and do what I want.
36. For so many years, as an actor, I am still worried, because everyone says that Xiu En 'ai died quickly, and I really don't want it to die too soon. As I said in an interview before, as an actor, I show everything I can do to everyone. The only feeling about emotion can still be reserved for me, because it is too beautiful for me to share with others. But do you think it is possible that there will be a little red book in Weibo one day? It is also possible, and it may not be too far.
37. I have never lived for others.
38, 10,000 arrows pierce the heart, just get used to it!
39. I think the growth of a girl's life is a wonderful thing, and she will naturally understand it after experiencing it. I want to get married at 30. But flash marriage is unlikely for me.
40. For feelings, I must respect each other first. I love him more than myself. If he doesn't want to be high-profile, I would rather protect him.
Classic quotations from master xing
1, if you don't have a dream, what's the difference with salted fish?
2. How come? Even a pair of underwear and a piece of sanitary paper have their uses.
3. So what? It's chop suey noodles. What are a few pieces of shit? Twenty-three dollars and fifty cents.
As for me, I think there is only a little humor, but it is still very romantic.
Look, that man looks like a dog.
6, you hurry back to Mars, the earth is very dangerous.
7. Ten thousand years is too long. Love me, now.
8. If people don't have dreams, what's the difference between them and salted fish?
9. Mix them together to make pissing fish balls, idiot!
10, you have no problem at all. It's your parents' problems that have made you like this.
1 1, you go first. I'll go again when my legs are not so shaky and my heart is not so chaotic.
12, face was not given by others, but lost by yourself.
13, there is no god of food, or everyone is a god of food.
14, only more and more powerful, can more and more fairy tales.
15, dried fish that the Taoist brought money back to the villagers: I don't want anything expensive!
16, giving birth to me is a side effect! Don't you like the manufacturing process?
17, my admiration for you is really like a raging river, boundless, and like the uncontrolled Yellow River flooding.
18, everyone is a god of food as long as he puts his heart into it.
19, you are all women, so why kill each other? Even chickens are patriotic.
20. Even a pair of underwear and a roll of toilet paper have their uses.
2 1, you can say I'm a walk-on, but you can't say I'm a smelly walk-on!
22, wrong! This is not an ordinary box, it is the god in the box, referred to as the box god!
23. I reached the highest level of my life at such a young age, and then I had no choice but to end my life!
24, I left Qinglong, right white tiger, the old cow at the waist, the faucet in the chest, people stop killing, the Buddha stops killing!
25, Bohu, don't be so unique, okay? The big deal is that I swear to gamble on drugs, and then I will let the ugliest woman in the world gang-rape every night until she is torn to pieces and crumbling. Is it okay?
26. What's big? Brother. What brother? Do you have a sense of public morality? Let's not let our neighbors sleep! I have to work tomorrow. What a bunch of scum!
27. I am more professional, noble and skilled than those actors. Because my daily life is actiNG, although I don't have a script, I won't ng, because I may not even have a life.
28.are you hungry? I'll give you a bowl of noodles.
As long as you say I can, I don't care even if people all over the world say I can't!
30. All love in the world is love, and there is no difference in size.
3 1, I don't have the strength to hit people, and I'm still called a triad?
32. I'm talking about my children. I'll talk about such a small matter as the country another day!
33. If there is no dream, what is the difference with salted fish?
34. Can you leave some memories? No, if you want to stay, stay with your people.
35. People are born of mothers, and demons are born of mothers. As long as you have a kind heart, you are no longer a demon, but a shemale.
36. I have been lonely all my life, and the only one who lives alone is this head. I'm afraid it's not that easy for you to take it away.
37. I have already seen through your heart, spleen, lungs and kidneys. Do you want to sit in my seat?
38. I didn't expect the lion to roar with a big horn, and my younger brother was willing to give up.
It turned out that that girl left a tear in my heart, and I could totally feel how sad he was at that time.
40. Wukong, you are naughty again. How can you talk to sister Guanyin like this?
4 1, to be honest, I don't think you are a beggar from head to toe!
42, don't remember, forget is also a kind of happiness.
43. Hello! Would you mind pulling up your pants and showing me your legs?
Honey, Niu Wangmo, stop arguing and come out to see God!
45, two girls, have pity on me, my family of six died overnight. I'm infected with 10 consumption. You can buy me.
46. I've been wandering all my life, just like a lonely boat in Wang Yang, and I've long ignored life and death.
With your wisdom, it is difficult for me to explain it to you!
48. With your wisdom, can I scare you?
49, ridiculous! I dare say that in front of me, no one dares to pretend, please be quiet!
50. Yes, Fei is Xiao Li's flying knife and the knife is Xiao Li's flying knife.
5 1, my admiration for the emperor is like a raging river, and it is like the uncontrolled Yellow River flooding.
52. What about his martial arts? He called it nine days and ten places. Bodhisattva shook her head in fear and split the golden lightning palm! Within 100 miles from Fiona Fang, people, animals, shrimps, crabs and fleas all flew to Huasong!
53. Hurry back to Mars, the earth is very dangerous!
54, eldest brother, you are just a robber, don't be like others!
55. Sweeping the floor is only my superficial work. I am really a research monk (student).
56. I wanted to use this 10 yuan to study and become a doctor and lawyer, but for the sake of world peace.
57. Are you serious? What I said cannot be broken! Not bad! I am Tang Bohu who pays equal attention to beauty and wisdom, and I am the embodiment of hero and chivalry!
58. I play hundreds of thousands a second. Will I play football with you?
59. Do I have to tell you the palm of the Tathagata?
60. The front is dark and nothing can be seen. Not exactly. It will be beautiful after dawn.
6 1. Next, Yushu is better than Pan An. Zhou, pear blossoms crush Haitang's little prostitute.
62. You are so humorous. I didn't advertise that you have shit on your face.
63. Speak early! Scared somebody else's little dream plop plop! I have nothing to talk about with him!
64. The chat hit it off. Let's pay the medical bills.
65. It's really disappointing. Hearing your voice, I think you are a very emotional and imaginative person. Look at you all over, I know you have no connotation.
66. Fate is really unfair. Why did I lose my hair when I was so handsome? You are so ugly, but don't lose your hair.
Although we are poor, we can't lie or hit people. We can't take things that don't belong to us; Study hard and be a useful person when you grow up.
68. People, without dreams, are different from salted fish.
69, I should hit you, don't hurt you!
70.what a big brother! Do you have a sense of public morality? Noisy! Neighbors don't have to sleep? I have to work tomorrow, get out! You scum.
7 1, don't blame me for being too frank! It's a joke to kill me with your rotten sweet potatoes and rotten eggs!
72. Why do you treat me like a pig? Let me sleep as soon as you see me.
73. Being a handsome boy is painful, and you grotesque people won't understand.
74. Even a piece of toilet paper and a pair of underwear have their own uses.
75. Elder sister, you are not afraid of being laughed at. Be careful, even the dog will faint.
76, once painful, only know the real pain; Once you persist, you can let go of persistence; Once you pay attention, you can be carefree.
77, ah! The master's thinking is really like sailing against the current, and he is worthy of being a king with thoughts.
78. If you have a son, you will have no asshole. Dad sells assholes You suck ass and like chicken ass. Big ass, you don't have your own business, and you bother me?
79. It's not that I like fighting, but that many people like being beaten by me!
80. Although you play a passerby, you still have a life and a soul.
8 1, my admiration for you is like a raging river, and the Yellow River bursts its banks.
82. Therefore, being a demon is just like being a human being. You must have a kind heart. With a kind heart, you are no longer a demon, but a shemale.
83. Do you need a reason to like someone? Need it? Don't you need it? Need it?
84. A person without a dream is no different from a salted fish.
85. Shit, you are a piece of shit. Life is cheaper than ants. I drive a Mercedes, you pick your nose. Eat! Eat shit!
86. Good love is a shameless act of pretending to be reserved. Don't wait until you are shameless and pretend to be reserved before you cry.
87, unhappy, even if it is useless to live for a lifetime, happy, even if it can only live for a few days!
88. Grandpa, do you pee standing or squatting?
89. People must have dreams, or they will be different from salted fish.
Ninety thousand years is too long. So don't wait so long.
9 1. The poor monk is the abbot of Shaolin Temple, also known as wet dream. Amitabha, I came and went with the wind.
40 Super Domineering and Funny Classic Quotations
1, love is not without disputes, but after every dispute, love is still there.
If I don't love you, how can I hurt you so thoroughly?
3. How long is a minute? It depends on whether you are squatting in the toilet or squatting outside.
4. Life is like a super girl, and all the men who carry it to the end are pure men.
5. How do these thick legs feel in the season when black stockings are flooding?
6. Give a cigarette instead of a light, it's just teasing me.
7, waiting is not terrible, terrible is not knowing when is the end.
8. When you see others laughing, don't think that you are the only one in the world who is sad. In fact, others just hide better than you.
9. You dress dangerously, but you look safe.
10, when I was young, I cried when I was sad, but when I grew up, I laughed when I was sad.
1 1, you are many years late, but I'm glad you came.
12, miss, I'm sorry, this man is mine, please take care of your thigh and stop.
13, dressed in fashion, not mainstream, dressed sexy, sexy is sitting on the stage.
14, I want to marry someone who treats me like a princess instead of a prince.
15, admit it if you are wrong. If you are defeated, you must stand at attention. Grandpa was handed down from his grandson. People must learn patience.
16, there are only two things I can't do in my life, that is, I can't do this and that.
17, it doesn't matter if a man is bitter, don't be bitter with a woman who has been with you all your life.
18, there are two kinds of strangers, those who don't know and those who pretend not to know.
19, do you know that sometimes a casual sentence will affect my mood all day?
20. I can resist loneliness and loneliness, but I can't resist your silence around me.
2 1. Why are all the handsome guys in the barber shop and all the beautiful women in the red light district?
22. You are my special concern, but you are not my recent visitor.
23. I don't need to be unfaithful all my life. Whoever lets me down will let me despair.
Everything in this world can be fake, but the only thing I can't stand is that the money in my hand is fake.
25. Has anyone ever made you crazy, but now they are desperate to forget?
26. There are some things that we can't understand when we are young, but when we understand them, we are no longer young.
27. Although you wear cologne, I can still vaguely smell others.
28. I was crazy, stupid, persistent and persistent. I loved, and I ended up alone.
29. I don't say that you don't understand that this is distance.
30. If you are the one, if a female guest turns off another man's light, the aunt in the dormitory can turn off the whole building.
3 1. Don't be sad when others ignore you. Everyone has his own life, and no one can always accompany you.
32. Don't tell me that we are not suitable when we break up. I'm a fucking Martian, not suitable for the earth.
There is nothing wrong with liking someone, but liking someone who doesn't like himself.
34. A really beautiful girl dares to look straight at her face without makeup. Do you dare?
I will love you forever if you like. If you don't like it, I will miss you forever.
36. You can drive a Land Rover only if you eat hard, and you can drive a Li Xia only if you don't work hard.
37. Some people put it in Q, don't chat, don't bother, don't care, just don't know how to bring up the past.
38. Youth is like dandelion, seemingly free but involuntarily.
39. Waiting for someone is tiring, loving someone is bitter, thinking about someone is painful, and hating someone is hard.
40. In the dead of night, I often ask myself whether it was right or wrong to decide to come to Earth.
Classic Quotations of Grandpa Four in "Walking on Thin Ice"
1, "Hurry back to the house and stay in a daze by the heater!"
When faced with the fourth child, she is sometimes naive like a little girl. Seemingly harmless ridicule, but there is a faint spoil.
2. "I haven't tried it yet, and you are so happy. So you really have a personal relationship with your fourteenth brother. "
A teasing tone.
For Ruoxi, Fourteen and Laosi, they are confused, but they are undoubtedly tolerant.
Indeed, he has seen Ruoxi and Shisanla crying more than once.
However, it is obvious that Lao Si is very generous to these.
3. "Don't lie to me from now on! I am just like you, even if I am ugly, I must be true! "
I admire Lao Si's honesty with Ruoxi most. Ruoxi fell in love with Lao Si because of this rare honesty in the palace.
4. "Yes!"
Old four, like Ruoxi, should be true even if it is ugly.
As a result, they reached an agreement to be honest with each other.
If Sunrise tries to compete with the throne, the stakes are too high, and Old Four won't gamble. It is terrible to miss life.
So he calmly spit out the word "want".
It is this word "to" that makes Lao Si hold the key to open Ruoxi's heart.
5. "I am thirsty!"
In Changchun Garden, Ruoxi played a trick on Lao Si in front of Kangxi, causing him to drink tea.
Almost naive bridge, but it is so touching, but also let us really see the joy that Lao Si brings to Ruoxi.
6. "It seems that it is better to make you afraid!"
Old four: "Are you not afraid of me now?"
Ruoxi: "When have I ever been afraid of you?"
Ruoxi: "I was a little scared before!" "
Old four: "A little?"
Ruoxi: "A little more!"
Old four: "It seems that it is better to make you afraid!" " "
A woman in love is happy. Because of the old four, Ruoxi's eyebrows are all smiling.
7. "Just making wedding clothes for others! Do you really want to live alone all your life? Don't tell me about filial piety. Your head doesn't look like it was eaten by the legend of a martyr. "
In order to refuse the old four, Ruoxi once wrote a letter to the old four, which stated that it was to commemorate his dead mother. Ruoxi decided to accompany the ancient Buddha with a bright lamp.
Knowing that Ruoxi was talking nonsense, Lao Si put it down smartly.
However, on the 49th trip to the Great Wall, when everyone was intoxicated by Min Min's graceful dance, Lao Si saw Ruoxi's selflessness and uncontroversial, and was once again provoked by the ancient well without waves.
This time, Lao Si is serious.
8. "yes! I don't want to marry you! "
The prince asked Kangxi to marry Ruoxi. Ruoxi decided to pick the biggest branch to climb in order to protect herself.
So, she put on the Mulan hairpin that Lao Si gave her and asked Lao Si to marry herself.
In the face of Ruoxi's "proposal", it's embarrassing for Lao Si to say so!
However, attention is "unwilling", not "unwilling".
It's obviously not your style to openly rob a prince. It's embarrassing to be a tall branch that anyone can climb.
Therefore, it's not that I don't want to get married, but that "it's unlucky now" and I just want to find a "auspicious day" to get married again.
So, he said to Ruoxi, "Since you wear my hair clasp and say you want to marry me, don't think about others in the future!"
9. "Go home! Just after a long illness, pay more attention to diet! My face is so ugly now, I don't want to marry an ugly girl back to the house! "
I have to stab you if I care, alas.
10, "if the sunrise, do you really understand your heart? Too much fear, too much scruples, and being busy weighing the pros and cons all day, will you not see your heart at all? "
No banter, no ridicule, not like sweet love words between lovers, but more like sincere comfort between friends.
If Sunrise chooses Laosi only for self-protection, it is already a tacit understanding for the two.
In this regard, we can see the unwillingness of the old four.
What he wants is not a woman's condescension, but a woman's willingness.
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