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The three-person comedy sketch script must be short!

A double sofa and a chair.

Actor design: Reporter C

Veteran employee A

New employee B

Reporter: Dear audience, hello everyone, I am a reporter from CCTV. I heard that ********* Co., Ltd. will hold a grand celebration today, so I came with excitement and a sense of touch to express my gratitude to the prosperous company. **The company serves as a historical witness. Hard work bears fruit, and after fourteen years of success, I am going to interview two people and two women. However, they are indeed the epitome of an enterprise. They have created a miracle with their ordinary hands. Invite you two.

Two people come up

B: This factory is not in vain, and it can even be on TV. Do you think my image is okay? Do you need to do some styling or something?

A: Come on, come on, do you think that if you go to If You Are the One and there are a few male guests looking at you, it will be good, simple and generous.

B: OK, let’s go! Otherwise, the reporters will be in a hurry! The two of them bowed hands and signaled to everyone that they were ready to go on stage

The two walked to the reporters.

Reporter: You two, are you ready for the interview?

A and B: That’s it!

Reporter: (clears throat) Fourteen years can change a lot of things. Fourteen years can bring a company from poverty to glory. Many times, we prefer to recall, and memories are not In order to remember, it is more to express gratitude to those who have contributed to the factory. To express gratitude is to inspire and inspire us to move forward bravely and create more miracles! Today, I invited an old employee of ** Company to tell us about her past ** days. At the same time, we also need to invite a new employee to talk about our views on the company and our vision for the future.

Reporter: A, how long have you been with the company? Have you given your most important things to *** in this life?

A: I am thirty this year and have been working in the factory for more than five years. When I worked elsewhere, it was like looking at flowers in a fog, unrealistic. Here I see reality, gratitude, and Brothers and sisters, so I was born for the factory, died for the factory, and worked hard for the factory all my life. (Clenched fists)

Reporter asked new employee

Reporter: What about you?

B: I came to the factory at the beginning of the year and the work salary was very satisfactory. After meeting Sister A, I strengthened my belief and persisted in my ** career to the end.

Reporter: A, what did you do when you first came to the company?

A: Let me start by saying that when I first joined the factory, I was doing technical solutions.

I am still doing technical solutions now. (When doing craft movements, the range of movements should be large)

B: Sometimes I do technical plans, sometimes I do secretarial work, but most of the time I repeat Sister A’s story yesterday. I have now decided to use my faith to Tickets to board this historic passenger ship.

Reporter: You two are really humorous. A, what was your factory like at that time? What impression did it leave on you?

A: At that time! The factory building is short, the working environment is poor, there is no efficiency if you are tired, and there is no achievement if you suffer. In the end, they are all memories. The memories of the sad Pacific Ocean are not my own. Both eyes are filled with tears. The most important thing is that they belong to others (make a tearful gesture) < /p>

Reporter: It seems that you really have a deep memory! (Turns around and asks the employees) What does your factory look like now?

B: Our factory is taking off. Entering the factory is like returning home. The factory looks like home.

Reporter: Do you have factories in your home? (questioning tone)

B: That’s right! Refrigerators, air conditioners, washing machines, telephones, computers, and televisions, we are short of fighter jets. However, our ** Industrial Co., Ltd. is the fighter jet in the water treatment industry, always roaring and never stopping. (Applause to oneself)

The reporter and A followed suit.

Reporter: A, how were you treated at that time?

A: At that time, the company had few people, few activities, and little pay!

Reporter: (Ask B) How are you being treated now!

B: Use your own hands to create wealth, and have enough food and clothing by yourself!

Reporter: It seems you are very satisfied! ** is really good now. I personally think that a company that can satisfy its employees and make them feel like home is a promising company.

A: Oh, Xiao C! Actually! You don’t know! **It’s not easy to get to where we are today!

Reporter: Every business is not easy. As a ** person, you have witnessed the history of **. Can you talk about it?

A: Let’s do something powerful. Good evening to my family members!

**The company is really up to date and has strong technical capabilities in the industry. It has been able to survive the economic crisis and continue to move forward, ranking first in the industry.

Reporter: This is pretty smooth. You came prepared. As for the new employees, they must be prepared too

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, Let me stand and say this, our brother Yang did it, and I brought him to sing it to everyone.

**Autumn. Ode

**The scenery is famous for thousands of miles, and the songs are sung for thousands of miles. Looking at the Great Wall inside and outside, the passion is high, from north to south, the singing is loud and clear, working together, united as one, willing to test the environment Comparing heights, succeeding day by day, looking at **’s family, I feel extremely proud, ** is so charming, attracting countless peers to compete, recalling Kaitai HSBC, concentrated water reuse, Yanggu Dongguang garbage infiltration, and foreign countries such as Pakistan, superb technology The crowning glory is gone, and the great achievements in the past few years still depend on the present.

Reporter: This ** is really a hidden dragon and a crouching tiger, and there are also poets. I have to look at you with admiration. Sodium company is so good, it must be inseparable from everyone's hard work, right?

A: That is, ** company is so good, the key is that Mr. Fang comes to lead it. ** company is taking off, and Mr. Li is indispensable. Its performance has hit new highs year after year. Other companies rely on it and strictly control production technology. , I praise you for your hard work and hard work!

Reporter: Do you usually talk like this? The export is in order

B: There is more! Careful selection and busy purchasing, safe production is indispensable, administrative logistics is very strong, there are less worries when going out, the whole family will work hard, ** tomorrow will be better! Applause——

Reporter: I am really proud of you. Seeing you are so passionate makes all the blood in my body boil. I especially want to know about your daily life.

A: The sound of singing, laughter and reading can be heard in my ears, and I am proficient in shuttlecock, basketball and badminton.

Reporter: There are so many activities.

B: Generally speaking, it is "sunny life, happy work

Oh yeah -" front, side and back

Reporter: You are so funny , I really envy your life. I think you start your work day with such full enthusiasm every day. Work is a very happy thing for you.

A: How do you say you are happy? That is quite happy, and I want to welcome today with all my love. ,

Reporter: My heart is full of love

B: I am the greatest miracle of nature.

Reporter: You are confident, so you are so confident, what do you think the company will develop into in the future?

B and A: (stand up) Become a world-class environmental protection company and create a first-class world brand.

Reporter: (Shocked by their orderliness, he sat on the ground) You guys shocked me, you are so disciplined,

A: School + Army + Family

Reporter: Why do I feel like I’m 250 when I talk to you? Do you think you can realize the company's aspirations?

B: Persevere until you succeed.

B and A: (Stand up together, clench fists) Perseverance will eventually succeed

Reporter: And——

B: (Stop what he said ) Are you finished yet? Today is the factory celebration. The dishes are all on the table, but you still ask. Look, Ma Lianwei took a chicken drumstick and gnawed on it. After a while, he couldn't eat anything anymore.

A: (echoing) That’s right, you see, Wang Zhaodi is about to go on stage to perform a show, so we can’t talk to you anymore. Let’s see you next year, bye.

B: Why don't you just follow along?

Reporter: This is CCTV reporter Bing Yanyan's report from ** company. See you next year

< p>B: Hey, let’s go quickly, (pulling C out.)