The sky is falling, you take it first and I'll find the stick.

1. Those who can't lose weight are always in turmoil, and those who can't gain weight are fearless.

2. People are heartless and unstable! People are not damaged, not standard! People are not bad, they die quickly!

3. It's not just fun during school breaks. In class, passing notes is also students' favorite thing.

In fact, friends are like this, and they never need to be remembered, because they never forget.

5. Books are the ladder of human progress, and e-books are the elevator of human progress.

6. From elementary school to university, the only constant is a heart that doesn't want to learn.

7. The longest love I have ever talked about is narcissism. I love myself and have no rival in love.

8. Thanks to being a fat man, I can pinch my stomach when I am sad.

9. After school started, my waist was sore, my legs stopped hurting, and my heart stopped beating.

10. One small step makes a long regret. Wake up the dreamer in one word and steal the cow once.

1 1. If no one wants you in the world in the future, you must remember to have me. I am not going to enable you

12. It is said that a woman is a book, girl, and your figure is a bound book …

13. Only a few people think twice before acting, and most of them still think twice before acting ~

14. Nothing can stop us except the 38th parallel on your desk.

15. The sky is falling. Hold on while I find a stick.

16. In the youth that refuses to grow old, flowers will bloom forever.

17. Suddenly I feel that Pleasant Goat is very similar to Journey to the West. The condom was caught, and then I definitely stopped eating …

18. The difference between people and pigs is that pigs have always been pigs, but people are sometimes not people.

If midnight snack breaks you down. Don't panic. Don't worry. Melancholy fat people need prudes.

20. Losing weight is really not that easy. Every piece of meat has its temper.

The sky is falling, you support, I cushion.

1. The art of self-cultivation is actually the art of lying.

What matters in life is not where you stand, but the direction you face.

If I have a pair of eyes that can shed tears, it is worthwhile for me to suffer in my life.

Take your advice and leave me ten books.

5. My ID card is fake. Don't believe that I am a liar.

6. As long as we are not dirty, we are the mainstream.

7. I like children, and I prefer the process of being a child.

8. I lost a penny on the roadside!

9, it's raining, don't forget to bring an umbrella, wet body is small, gonorrhea is troublesome.

10, learning the sea is endless, and turning back is the shore.

1 1, a temporary impulse, a crisis for future generations.

12, I am not a casual person, but if you want to be casual, I will do as you say!

13. I have something to do as a secretary, but nothing to do as a secretary.

14, keep pace with the times, you and I * * * go to orgasm.

15, only the fakes are real, and the others are fake.

16, in fact, I am a genius, but unfortunately I am jealous of talents!

17, life can't be like cooking, all the ingredients are ready before cooking.

18, who hasn't died since ancient times? Shit has no paper.

19, if you can't tell your tutor clearly, then confuse him.

20, when the hardware can also be copied.

2 1, life is interesting, because life always plays with me.

22. All unforgettable love is the moment when the soul is free in bed!

23, the sky is falling, you hold, I hold.

24. When I take off my clothes, I am an animal. I put on my clothes to wear Prada's devil wears Prada.

25. Study hard for China! A pack of China cigarettes is a lot of money.

My mother always said that if there were no telephones, our family would not be so poor.

The sky is falling, you hold on, I'll hold on!

1, you stubbornly turned a Audrey Hepburn into princesa.

2. One day, Mrs. White Snake farted, and Xu Xian suddenly realized: Madam, are you a rattlesnake?

3. Now my sister weighs herself and wants to pull out her eyebrows.

4. I went blind just because I looked at you one more time in the crowd.

Lying is a man's privilege and being cheated is a woman's patent. .

6. Burn incense and kowtow to the Bodhisattva and bless Tang Yan's long hair.

7. Business women hate prostitutes and don't know about extramarital affairs.

To tell the truth, only if you like you will be desperate, listen to your complaints, endure your temper, look at your face and wait for your reply, otherwise why bother?

9. Don't say I'm sensational enough, at least I didn't impress you/Fruitful/

10, I will laugh off all the sadness and unhappiness.

1 1, without the appearance of mistress, who will identify your bullshit love?

12, no difficulties, attitude, no discouragement, no giving up, no farting.

13, life is like shit. I worked hard for a long time, and in the end I was a fart.

14, after the heat, my heart is indifferent, and the instantaneous glory can't bring me unforgettable yearning.

15, the sky is falling, you hold it, I hold it!

16, the head can be broken, and the hairstyle can't be messy; Blood can flow, leather shoes should be oiled.

17, my weight is none of your business, this is called fullness. But you want me to lose weight every day, and I'm fucking fed up with you.

18, nonsense, thinking that people give you a smiling face is appreciation, endlessly saying what they are saying. As a result, people thoroughly understand their family background and secretly laugh at you.

19, likes to look up at the sun, squint, and miss someone in my heart.

20. The so-called growth is to force a person to become strong.

2 1, the advertisement was well watched, and suddenly a TV series popped up! Damn it!

22. Only by eating all the time can we maintain a complete personality.

23. How long is a minute? It depends on whether you are squatting in the toilet or waiting outside.

24, two ears don't smell things outside the window, read only e-books.

25, it's not that I dropped my powder without laughing.

26. Memory is a cruel torture, forcing me to have nowhere to hide.

27. I don't remember my worries. I usually report them on the spot.

28. You think you are Halley's Comet, and 6 billion people all over the world should pay tribute to you!

29. How can I kiss you in the dark without breaking your lamp?

30. Be patient or cruel.

3 1, it's not mistress who hates it, but a little beggar who can't stand the temptation of mistress.

32. Why does pangolin keep digging? Because it is looking for Chuanshanyi.

33. Love is like a joke. It killed others and hurt itself.

34. If it rains, let it kill me!

The most painful thing in the world is not the parting of life and death, but the exam is coming. Others are reviewing, and I am previewing.

36. Give me sunshine, and I will be brilliant. Give me a flood, I'll drown you with shit, and you'll have dinner.

37. This is not a person's world, but I stubbornly pieced it together.

38, complicate things to reflect our ability to work!

39. I have never been an excellent college student, relying on strong quality!

40. Cars are teetering, Ma Xiaoxiao. The spring breeze in February is like scissors. (Teacher's comment: Does Jiafu organize a spring outing? )

4 1, want to talk about a good love, not shocking, quietly, willing to win a heart, never part, is the greatest happiness in this life.

In 2020, you will laugh to death at QQ mood phrases. The sky is falling, you bear it, I bear it.

1 is a pig who doesn't study, but a cultured pig who studies.

I saw you avoiding my eyes when you saw me.

On such a serious occasion, I suddenly want to pee.

4 men lie to make themselves feel better; Women lie to make each other feel better.

Since the old bald donkey came, I don't have to grow cucumbers anymore.

I can't give you anything, so wake up, dear.

7 classic funny quotations-Although I haven't read, reviewed or done any questions, I have an indomitable heart.

The pace of time does not prevent us from having a pure heart.

Sometimes I feel too tall to be a woman. ..

/kloc-0 0 A good woman is a school, so she wants to go to school.

1 1 When you fall down with only one drop of blood, call Brother Zeng three times to come back to life.

12 I have a bicycle that rings everywhere except the bell.

13 I am a flower on the cliff, and no one will see me or praise me.

14 your explanation is cover-up, cover-up is the fact, and fact is the beginning of evil.

15 I worship myself so much that I kowtow to myself when I look in the mirror!

16 this is the road to success, but it is still under construction. Remember to wear a helmet.

17 Birds hate Guan Yu in a cage, but they can't be Zhang Fei. People should be Wukong in life.

18 If I come later in the morning, I think I will like it.

19 the third party is not the later one, but the one who doesn't love deeply.

Don't always call me fat, I'm afraid you can't resist losing weight.

2 1 Funny Quotations: Wear other people's shoes and take other people's roads, so that others can't find their shoes and find their way.

There is nothing so-called coquettish about me.

Humor is a person's interest in laughing when he wants to cry.

I can resist anything but money and beautiful women.

There is a place in me that is not hard when I make it hard, and that is my heart.

Sighing is the most time-wasting thing, and crying is the most energy-wasting behavior.

When I said I couldn't afford to get hurt, it was the day your house was burned down.

Love in the world will never change, but the ending and the object have changed.

If I have a pair of eyes that can shed tears, it is worthwhile for me to suffer in my life.

I am a mute, and I usually speak in disguise.

3 1 used to be forever old, just a lie you made up.

Holding you in my hand and closing my palm, I can't keep you!

33 days in autumn, you hold, I hold.

I don't know much about music, so sometimes I'm unreliable and sometimes I'm out of tune.

The soil is used for digging, and the pit is used for burying you.

My life is a joke, a joke without a full stop.