Joke Collection Website - Cold jokes - Ask three and a half sentences about the dormitory! ! thank you

Ask three and a half sentences about the dormitory! ! thank you

Why don't I have Brother Chun, Mom?

Snoring in the upper bunk and grinding your teeth in the lower bunk are very busy. I want to change to a dormitory without a bed!

Standing in line outside the computer room, the sweaty sea of people finally stepped forward-power failure!

Three people wear a pair of trousers, and the dormitory will achieve mass production. When it is washed, we should act together-get out of the way!

Before the exam, the classroom stepped on the spot, the cheat sheet filled the table, and the teacher fainted-change classes!

Everyone carries a mobile phone around his waist, and hangs up as soon as the bell rings. Hang up and see what he's looking for-a public phone!

Dormitory love, boys keep mice and girls keep rabbits, and change jobs after three days-crossing!

College life is really good, and no one is noisy when playing every day. What if there is no job? -Forget it!

That night, I went to fetch water and ran into a man who thought it was a ghost. I was surprised to ask what they were doing-kissing!

Running in the student union every day, doing everything by myself and leaving home-quite successful.