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What short sentences can make people laugh?

Ultra-short and funny? To put it bluntly, it is all kinds of stalks. In today's environment with developed Internet and rapid information exchange, TV series, movies, comics, comics, self-media and other forms of entertainment coexist in the world. Under such a persistent and huge information flow, all kinds of information in various fields? Terrier? Endless. The following is only a partial list:

First,? Is that your excuse for breaking up?

Needless to say, as long as this sentence, most people will think of the big man dancing enchanting in the living room in long trousers and slippers.

This stalk originally came from a short video uploaded by an up expert at Bi Station. Originally, it was just a folk dance, and there was no magical BGM. Later, someone had a whim and added two avatars to it, changing the background music into love. Since then, this magical video has spread out of control.

So the people in the video got it? Lord of the shadow stream? Nickname, and this title comes from the main robbery of the shadow stream with the ability to be two places at once in LOL. In this way, this video is more suitable for LOL players.

Second,? The fairy shows the way and takes the milk by herself?

This stalk comes from the Philippines, and it caught fire at the end of 20 19. Men's dance troupe? Version of "New Gold and Silver Island". Among them, the lead dancer was naked, with a big belly, wearing only shorts in her lower body and a dull and calm expression, but the dance was so enchanting that this dance video was once madly transmitted on the Internet.

Although it seems that the physical quality of dancers is not so good, in fact, if you try it yourself, you will realize the difficulty. Their dancing is inherently difficult, but it does not hinder their external coquettish spirit. Since watching that magical dance, many people will never forget that belly and that calm eyes. And then what? The fairy shows the way and takes the milk by herself? Is the netizen right? Action? Nickname.

Third,? The wind is noisy today?

For people who often watch anime, the meaning of this short sentence is quite rich. It comes from the popular Japanese anime "Daily Life of Male High School Students". This old movie is basically a must-see for every anime lover.

There are many jokes in this short cartoon, but it is absolutely embarrassing. In a short space, various short stories are interspersed with certain connections, and at the same time, many famous stalks are born. The wind is noisy today? It is a well-deserved first.

This stalk appears in a special scene. On the slope covered with green grass by the riverside bridge, how many times have there been a shy teenager pretending to be calm and full of drama, and a girl who came out with BGM, loves to write novels, and has a lovely appearance and a sand sculpture inside? Collusion? Encounter.

There are too many jokes in the process of several encounters, and words can't describe them. Only those who have seen it have a deep understanding. When you heard it? The wind is noisy today? 、? Potato chips are on sale today? 、? The wind is dazzling today? 、? Literary girl? A series of related lines, etc. All the people who have seen the animation can't help but put a smile on their lips.

Fourth,? How many floors does a bag of rice have to carry?

Naruto, a famous terrier, comes from Payne with round eyes, attacks Konoha, and releases monologues in mid-air before the ultimate move. The audience transliterated this monologue in Chinese, which was unexpectedly smooth and funny, so it was widely circulated. In addition, this stalk even led to a series of transliteration of Huo Ying Ninjutsu. The transliteration of those fairies is simply a hundred flowers blooming.