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Wukong: Let go! Tang Priest: Do you want it? Wukong, how can I know what you want if you don't tell me? Although you look at me sincerely, you still have to tell me what you want. Do you really want it? Then you can take it! You don't really want it, do you? Do you really want it? ..... Wukong: I am Kao! (Wukong punches down the Tang Priest. ) Guanyin: Huh? The Monkey King! Wukong: Did everyone see it? This guy talks about his mother-in-law all day. It seems that there is a fly. Hum … Sorry, it's not one. It's a bunch of flies around you. Hum … Hum … Fly to your ear. Help! (Wukong falls to the ground and rolls around in great pain. ) Wukong: So I'll catch the fly and burst its belly, pull out its intestines, and then tie his neck with its intestines and pull it hard, heh! The whole tongue is sticking out! I'll start over! The whole world is quiet. Now everyone understands why I killed him! (The seventh day has arrived. Niu Fu is decorated with lanterns. A gallows was set up in the square, and the Tang priest was tied to it and guarded by two little demons. ) Tang Priest: How many brothers and sisters do you have? Are your parents still alive? To say a word, I just want to make one more friend before I die. Opposite the gallows is a high platform. Xia Zi's rockhopper and summer clothes are full of worries. Friar Sand and Xiang Xiang also sneaked into the wedding scene, waiting for an opportunity to save people. ) Tang Priest: So being a demon is just like being a man. You should have a kind heart.
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